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Gu re gu
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Posted: 10th Mar 2003 13:44
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I Hate ...

1. getting up at 6am in the morning.

2. people who think they know everything

3. idiots who soup up small cars and think they look great

4. when my fingers almost get chopped off while sword fighting

5. when people say they make games at home but don't (i had a friend in secondary school who thought that he made games. he said he made a fps but he clearly didn't have a clue about programming)

6. not knowing everything

7. oneupism

8. being ordered to do something

9. PC's when they crash

10. PC's when they go slow

11. PC's when they can't be bothered to load a program

12. PC's when they take ages to start up windows

13. PC's when they take over and delete your code

14. PC's when they ignore everything you tell them to do

15. code that doesn't work and you can't find the problem.

16. making lists

Daih Thel phae 'e, clann 'e phaen
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Drazo
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Posted: 10th Mar 2003 20:32
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Nobody has noticed that I put "Bugs (bugs in code)" twice, this is because I hate bugs so much that I hate them twice as much.

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 10th Mar 2003 21:20
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actually woulda been more funny if you'd spelt the first one wrong
besides you can't debug the machine, else it'll stop working - poor little ants (^_^) hahaa

easily you take that back MARMITE IS GORGEOUS i hate you now

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Easily Confused
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Posted: 10th Mar 2003 23:30
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Raven your quite right I should not have bad mouthed Marmite in that way, in fact it does not taste like varnish diluted in paint stripper which that has been strained through a sweaty sock.

In fact I should have said: it tastes like varnish diluted in bleach which that has been strained through two sweaty socks and a jock strap.



Programming anything is an art, and you can't rush art.
Unless your name is Bob Ross, then you can do it in thirty minutes.
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Easily Confused
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Posted: 10th Mar 2003 23:38
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...how can anyone eat something that you can tarmac the roads with, eeergh!

Programming anything is an art, and you can't rush art.
Unless your name is Bob Ross, then you can do it in thirty minutes.
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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 11th Mar 2003 00:13
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... right you is officially on my list!
insult the marmite and pay the price ... i'm gonna come over there and make you eat - THE BIG JAR!

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Easily Confused
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Posted: 11th Mar 2003 00:37
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Hah! You and who's army, you don't know where I Live...

(Raven bursts through the door with a large jar of tarmac, I mean Marmite)

Bloody 'ell! That was quick!
Get out, Go on! Sod off!, No! No dont! Arrgh!.....

(Raven Grabs Easily Confused by the nose and very slowly pours Marmite down his throat)

...Choke! Splutter! Cough!

(Raven runs away, laughing hystrically, leaving Easily Confused lying on the floor, face covered in Marmite, looking like Al Jolson)

Mammy! I want my Mammy!

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large_nostril
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Posted: 11th Mar 2003 02:19
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"About those how think they're better than you who aren't, it sure is fun proving them wrong."
It sure is It's just sad though when you do and they don't even realize it.

Ok, I finally got so mad at not having a clue of what Vegemite/Marmite is so I looked it up on the internet. It is made by Kraft and originated from Australia (as indi said). I actually found some at a Trader Joe's and bought it. Man that crap was horrible. It's like sardines mashed into a paste (heads included) and then let to age for a year or so in a cat's litter box.

"HOW CAN ANYONE NOT LOVE MARMITE!!"
Don't make me hit you.(*shakes fist in anger*)

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 11th Mar 2003 02:38
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perhaps Marmite isn't the same as Vegemite

it's not by kraft at all but ... Bestfoods, who are the guys who do Mars Bar and Skittles, etc...

Marmite

there's your history lesson if you want to know more...
Mmmm... no escape from the Marmite police

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Posted: 11th Mar 2003 13:45
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My hate contenued...

19. I hate waking up at 4:00 AM to get to work on time.
20. I hate not knowing how to speak Japanese.
21. I hate not knowing how to read Japanese.
22. I hate waiting for stuff to arive in the mail.
23. I hate seeing something on E-Bay and buying it then realising I don't really want it.
24. I hate it when my internet get disconnected.
25. I hate it when the power goes out.
26. I hate people who brag about beating you at something when they had started way before you.
27. I hate how Americains are so easlily lead be the media.
28. I hate Terrorist Insurance
29. I hate having a day off and feeling like you wasted it.
30. I hate US customs (it takes FOREVER to get international mail )

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Gu re gu
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Posted: 12th Mar 2003 14:49
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MARMITE'S Great!!

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Gu re gu
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Posted: 12th Mar 2003 14:53
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@ the dragon - I noticed i just didn't comment

that reminds me, i hate commenting code - i heard a quote somewhere (either here or on rgt) "If it was bloody hard to code then it can be bloddy hard to read"

i also hate forgetting what i was going to write .....


...


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No, it's gone.

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Posted: 12th Mar 2003 19:36
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31. I hate how my all this forum and other parts of the net are all in italics, and I can't change it back.

Am I a butterfly dreaming I'm a man?
Or a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of samishi?
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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 12th Mar 2003 19:52
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sounds like an IE problem

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Posted: 13th Mar 2003 05:42
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I've fiddled with with it yet I can't figure it out. One this site all the text is italic except the buttons, the title, and anthing bold. It driving me nuts.

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Easily Confused
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Posted: 13th Mar 2003 06:19
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Now that I have had a chance to recover, it's time for a change of tatics.

I hate Bovril



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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 13th Mar 2003 06:21
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DAMN YOU EASILY
next you'll be saying you hate horlicks too ... well??

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Kanzure
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I hate 56 gay modems
I also hate..
Country Music YUCK - DIE!!!
and..Jazz...DIE BLOODY BASTARDS!

~Morph
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Easily Confused
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Posted: 13th Mar 2003 06:26
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Erm....

(Easily Confused quickly packs his bags)

...No I don't!

(Easily Confused grabs his bags and takes a plane to the North Pole where he will hide until it's safe to come back)

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Posted: 13th Mar 2003 06:40
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I miss read that, I meant No I don't like it.

(grab his bags again and runs off)

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Shadow Robert
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... omg ... what is this ... insult everything Raven has or likes

geez what does everyone have again 56k modems? and marmite? and horlicks? and bovril?

if you say you don't like Tea, especially of the Earl Grey kind - i'm a grabin my shotgun >

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At last! Something we agree on, I like tea also, though I have never tried the "Captain Picard beverage"

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Screw you Morph, jazz kicks ass, however I agree completely about country music.

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Shadow Robert
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Captain Picard beverage?? i feel i've been lost somewhere

you'd probably not have earl grey same as me though hehee, i'm the only person i know who has it with Cream & Sugar
but would agree about jackass (who i agree with i'll leave for you guys to decide)

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Dazzag
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Posted: 23rd Mar 2003 13:59
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I hate Marmite. Only people with lots of cats like Marmite. As they have rough tongues.... sorry, you have to read Viz, and I'm ill...

Oh, and I hate bosses... really, really do...

Cheers

I am 99% probably lying in bed right now... so don't blame me for crappy typing
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