Hello folks, this is a small L33t language story I translated using my new L33t translator.
Here it goes:
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And as the glowing sun rose, the yellow planes of sharp cheddar cheese filled the moist air with a nostalgic sense of sweet pasteurization. I walked across the aged brick patio to the kitchen. The fried cheese curds were hopping madly on my pastel, yellow plate. I finished my delicious breakfast, and I put on my cheese cloth corduroys and went out to the barn and cheesed the cheesing cows.
I went out and collected all the scrumptious cheese omelettes the clucking hens had laid last night. Then, the grey clouds rolled in and it started to rain heavily on our cottage cheese cottage. I ran under our bleu porch. It was raining sprinkles of white parmesan ground cheese. After the rain, a beautiful rainbow saturated our stained clothes with a new scent of limburger.
I daintily skipped along the shadowy forests. They look so fermented this time of our cheese-filled year. I went back inside with some bleu berries I picked among the shadowy forests. Then, we cooked up a thoroughly melted cheese pie. It was the most hair-raising experience I’ve ever had.
After I scrubbed the floor with freshly melted cheese, I walked upstairs to find the kolby roof melted away. So, I brought up sealing caulk and some milky whey to fix the melting roof. Then, the cow-bearing milkman had a wonderful surprise with him- cheese! We drank it whole, after choking for five whole minutes straight.
Towards the end of the long day, me, my diligent father, and my caring mother sat around the burning campfire roasting monterey jack cheese over the intense flames. Ironically, our entire house melted. We laughed hysterically, and then the cheddar fields started melting. And then, the bleu berry forest started melting.
Oh well- that's just life as an American Cheese Farmhand...
L33t translator:
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