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Wayne
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Ok, my wife has got it in her head to start a t shirt business. One of the ideas she has for a shirt is an old lady like the one on those funny greeting cards is standing there looking mad, and the shirt says "I'm having a bad day, I farted." I laughed for an hour, and I can stop giggling, but really is this just to dumb to work or would you guys think a shirt like that was cool?


LOL (really)

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lol that's great!

I'm laughing now dammit

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rofl I can just picture it, a plain white shirt with a short and squat old lady bent over with a cain, glasses and the meanest look you've ever seen, and then of course the text

I can't stop laughing even though it is very immature

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So you got a winner there

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jon from allusionware mentioned this site to me.



u can place your artwork onto many things including t shirts.

its free and u get the difference of the price u set compared to the starting price.

eg t shirt $15 and u add $5 so u sell them for $20 and get $5.

this is how I understand it works and was explained to me.


http://www.cafepress.com/cp/info/sell/


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Or you can go out and buy some iron on transpher paper and do it yourself.

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I don't think it's funny, but thats just me. :-s
Personally I'd never wear a tshirt like that and i'd never even look twice a guy wearing a tshirt like that.

I just think it's crude!

But i guess everyone's different and everyone has their own likes and dislikes.

But good luck in the tshirt business

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you seen some of the stuff that Allusionware has on there indi?
hehee i remember when he was so proud he got underware on there...
yes you can now buy some nice white boxers with the Allusionware artwork on it

i think its kinda cool, but a little early for merchandise for a game thats not even out there yet (^_^)

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I don't find it funny either, not like Rose, just that I don't get it. I'll just have to wait a few years I guess (sometimes it sucks to be healthy and youthful ).

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I don't find it funny. I don't even realise why some people think it is. Not trying to be offensive (although it's very tempting ...fade to evil laughter...)
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its the childish sense of humour of the yanks thats what it is ... i means it like when you're 5yo and your grandma sits there and lets one ripp and you're in histerics cause at that age you think its funny.
at some point you grow up, alot of people don't i suppose...

i like south park cause of that kinda humour, but in some cases its just sad - i mean its not as funny as 10yo boys who have a warped veiw on the world
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god - Hey Saddam i hear you've been collecting weapons of mass destruction and building missile silos!
saddam - Hey guy relax... would i do that c'mon seriously?
god - then what exactly is that? :: points light on a silo ::
saddam - its my chocolate chip factory
god - then why does it look like a silo?
saddam - okay guy, look if i was to make a weapons silo i wouldn't make it actually look like a silo, i'd make it looks like something else like a chocolate chip factory.
god - erm... well okay then.
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hehee (^_^) god i wish i could get the clip out of an mpg4

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oh it is VERY immature, but many many people would find it funny

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bwahaAHAHAHHAH!

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But I wouldn't wear a T-shirt with any kind of slogan or picture, I'd just keep catching it out of the corner of my eye and find it distracting you know, plus to be honest i'd consider it kinda like an advertisment saying: "look here, I'm just letting you know in advance that i'm an idiot!!"

But you could make a 'lil statue of your angry granny and put a sound chip in it, make it so you put it on the dashboard or office desk, and every few minutes it just randomly farts, frowns, then shakes it's head in disgust at it's own flatulence...

One of the funniest hings I ever came into contact with was this 'lil yellow vinyl beanbag, with a face drawn on, and when you squeeze it, it begins to laugh, then the laughter grows, and finally becomes hysterical, and it's so infectious that you hold it to your ear and laugh with it. The beauty of it was, that no-one else could hear the bag, so they just see this guy holding a bright yellow soft thing up to his ear, laughing hysterically... Heheeeheee I'm laughing now just remembering that thing

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Immature - Yes
Funny - Hell Yeah...

Who wouldn't find this funny? It's not only funny due to its crude humor, but it is hilarious because of it's mockery and criticism of human society. Come on, it's sarcastic of those people that get all butt hurt over a little thing, like a fart.

Personally, I won't wear it either. Not because I don't enjoy it, just because I find it pathetic to resort to a level on which you have to gain acknowledgment through merchandise that you apply to your fickle body. It's just pointless like jewelry, makeup, hats, and all that other aestheticized crap.

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To large nostril
does that mean you dont wear any clothes or shoes or anything....
hmmm interesting....
though it's good to hear you don't wear makeup, cause that could be worrying


Well cause lets face it nearly everything you can buy nowadays has a brand name or a logo or can even be recongised as being from a particular store.
Everyone gains acknowledgment through the clothes they wear, people's first impression's of you are on what your wearing... and now you wonder why girls shop so much.

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lol ... i always figured it was cause girls are weird like that and like spending money they don't have
it's weird cause i've never been a labels person, i'm more being comfortable in cloths i like - but that said you still go for the better cheap brands too cause you'll find they're more quality. Like Donnay, LeShark and OakValley are the brands i oftenly wear... i mean they're as cheap as chip to get (habit i've picked up from my mom) but they're also pretty good quality stuff.

oki well that Shopping with Raven for the day over
that said, its still just juvenile toilet humour - and whilst in some context it is funny ... oftenly its just sad.

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I'm not saying I don't wear clothes, I'm merely saying that I don't wear clothes to get recognition (and if somebody really wanted recognition, they should go without clothes; that would attract all sorts of attention).

I'm also glad I don't wear makeup; or else I'd have to punch myself, and I'm not looking forward to that.

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I saw the rudest T-Shirt ever yesterday.

It envolved a rat on a bike who ********************

I will leave it there, MSN me if ya want to know.

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lol aww... nostril doesn't have a sister obviously, or a girlfriend ever.

god know what it is about girlies but when they're bored they always want to make you up - even worse when your mates are around and you're conked out on the couch lol
wake up... look in the mirror... have larger pouting lips, blue eye shadow with black eyeliner on and my hair up in curls.

and remember thinking "Hmm, what the hell did i get upto last nite!"

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I quite like my little world thanks.

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I got a TShirt printed up a while ago that said "Yes I WAS on Pop Idol" and on the back it sayd "Who want's to f*ck me?"

And b4 any1 asks, yes i was, and only if you're a girl lmao

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see and now i know why i didn't recognise your name Sam
only one i remember from that is Rick Wallar, and the gay one... and his young mate Garath Gates?

lol i just couldn't get past how Rick looked like Peter Kay, but fatter... and Peter Kay isn't exactly slim jim either lol
that aside, isn't someone married

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True I don't have a sister. I do have a girlfriend though. Trust me, I know what that's like. She doesn't wear makeup, but she goes and buys sparkly pink nail polish just to put on my toes. And what can I do about that? If I say no, she'll tell me she doesn't want to for an entire week. I don't have that kind of will power.

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Personally, I think those immature joke shirts are stuip. You want a real funny shirt you need to sell one that sayes "Capitalism Sucks". Or here's a good one a shirt that sayes "I Hate Fat People", but only sell it in XXXL size. Now that funny stuff, the educated joke.

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Yeah, Arrow, if you say so......

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Lol I was on more than PopIdol Raven, but I won't go into where or why just here And yep I'm married but its still funny to see how much interest I get *Dude's still got it*

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Quote: "If I say no, she'll tell me she doesn't want to for an entire week"


how immature is that...for both of you... If my girlfriend ever threatened me like that, I'd show her how disgusted it was to say something like that, makes it seem like prostitution or something...and yes, jokingly, she has threatened me, and yes...I did show her how juvenile that is...

(And for god's sake no, I'm not disgusted because I won't get any for a week, jeez...)

As for the shirt...I just don't get it(yes I'm a yank and don't get it) is she like, ashamed or something for the entire day? Personally, If I were to make a shirt...I'd have an ol' granny with a sad face leaning forward, with the caption "I farted", though juvenile, and something I wouldn't wear, I might get a chuckle out of seeing that..

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lol sure you do Sam
Jerico he's 16 - but it is immature, i mean my ex used to do that to me ... that never worked - so she'd get all moody with me, which when it comes to girls i fold quicker than the rolls of fat on Rick Waller when he runs (hehee)

don't you just hate the puppy dog eyes gets me everytime ... everyone reckons if i ever have a daughter she'd have me wrapped around her lil finger. Sad part is i'm sure they're all right.

:: sighs :: ... but atleast having kids is a good few years off eh?

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Quote: "i fold quicker than the rolls of fat on Rick Waller when he runs (hehee)"


graphic analogy....not sure who Rick Waller is...but when I try to think of who it might be......ewwwwww.....

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16, tsk tsk..sexual relations at 16....im 18 and sometimes i think I'm too young^_^

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yeah tsk tsk... at 16
:: counts on fingers :: hmmm actually maybe i should shut up lol

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is my post locked?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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oh never mind...

God i'm tired.

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immature it may be, but well worth it...

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Yeah, the world is full of immature people, your shirts should do good.

By the way could you explain it to me, Jerico2day isn't the only one who doesn't get it.

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