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APEXnow
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Posted: 4th May 2003 19:17
Why is that they nail the lids down on coffins, do they know something we don't?

Why do they call it easy listening music, when it's so hard to listen to?
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Posted: 4th May 2003 19:25
They nail the lids down because pritstik just doesn't cut it. No, I reckon it's a hidden conspiracy for the nail making trade. And how do you know that they don't use screws? Eh? Eh?

Ummm. Easy listening music... good point...

More interestingly... why do skydivers wear helmets?

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Posted: 4th May 2003 19:28
LMAO,

Quote: "More interestingly... why do skydivers wear helmets?"


Thats a pretty interesting hypothesis, but more importantly, why do they bother wearing parachutes, I mean, are they really really necessary, seems alot of baggage to me <snigger>

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Posted: 4th May 2003 19:29
... Why do they call it rush hour when your car just sits there?

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Posted: 4th May 2003 19:52 Edited at: 4th May 2003 19:53
why is it heartburn when it doesn't hurt in your heart or burn?

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Posted: 4th May 2003 20:20
Why is it that when you've done the dishes, there's always a tea spoon left in the bottom of the sink?

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Posted: 4th May 2003 21:24
Why is it that when you've washed your car, it rains half an hour later?

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Posted: 4th May 2003 23:37
why is it whenever I go to the cinema the annoying,fidgety,talking,mobile phone user is always one or seats away?

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Posted: 4th May 2003 23:43
why is it when you break the dishes, its always just after you washed them?

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Posted: 4th May 2003 23:53
why is that everytime I win the lottery it's only a dream?

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Posted: 5th May 2003 02:22
Why is it that when I took the National IQ test, I estimated my IQ to be higher than it actually was LOL <Feeling egotistical>

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Posted: 5th May 2003 02:54
Why is it that I too estimated my IQ to be higher?

Why is it that your internet connection gives up for the day?

Why is it that NTL are the worst company in the entire world?

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Why is it that if you order a pizza by phone and call the cops, you'll be stuffed by the time the cops get there? <snigger>

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Posted: 5th May 2003 03:17
How true! Had to call cops while back when flatmate got attacked in street. Was two hours before they bothered coming round!

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Posted: 5th May 2003 03:21
Depends on the Pizza company. Dominoes can sometimes take so long that an entire Swat team could set up camp by the time they bring you your extra chilli pizza.

Hmm. Rate your local pizza franchise by comparing to various police actions. In that case one of our chinese deliveries is a bit like Iraq.

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Posted: 5th May 2003 03:23
Why do people come over to me in a bar and point to an empty seat and say "Is there anyone sitting in this seat?" x-d

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Why don't my smilies work!
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Posted: 5th May 2003 03:24 Edited at: 5th May 2003 03:27
Why can't I delete my posts!
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Posted: 5th May 2003 03:25
LOL, then they sit next to you and talk about the weather. <GG> "Nice day for it... wonna smoke... are you married?" Then it occurs to you that they're the same gender.. Eeww lol

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Posted: 5th May 2003 03:29
LOL! These smilies are a bit naff!
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LOL, Why are these smilies so naff?

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Posted: 5th May 2003 03:32
Thats nothing. One new years eve, back around 1990, we were getting totally hammered in a local pub back in Wales. This old guy (about 70 or 80) started to talk to me in Welsh. I knew a bit at the time, so I started to translate to my english mate. Essentially it went like "So, whats your name then boyo?", "What are you drinking then chap?", "You two boys having fun?", "Are you in here often?"... anyhows, a couple of sentences later and we were all making hastly for the next pub in much need of another beer.

Heh, or someone asks you what you would do to get into a nightclub for free. And they are the same sex. And you realise that everyone through the window in the club are men. And your lot are made up of long haired males. And the women have nipped to the toilets. Erm.. erm.....

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Posted: 5th May 2003 03:34
Why is there no bond film on bank holiday Monday (today)?

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Posted: 5th May 2003 03:36
Why is my Geforce 4 Ti4600 graphics card half the price I paid for it only a year ago?

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Posted: 5th May 2003 03:37
Why did Sony reduce the price of my PS2 by £100 one week after I bought it?

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Posted: 5th May 2003 03:39
Yep. Is annoying to be a gadget freak. Costs a bomb. Then costs nothing a year later. My house is quickly becoming a computer graveyard.

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Why is it that when you rent a video tape out, the scum bag before didn't rewind it?

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Posted: 5th May 2003 03:49
Dunno. Gadget freakiness rid me of VHS many years ago.

But... why do a lot of DVDs put their pause bit (when it changs layers) right in the middle of a scene, rather than a fadey out bit?

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LOL, ahh yes, the famous Betamax format...

Oh, and... Why am I still sitting infront of my computer at 00:53 in the morning?

Nice to keep this forum topic alive, common peeps, be original

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Why are all the latest films widescreen? Widescreen is a smaller picture than fullscreen! I like Fullscreen! :-s
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Why do people with shopping baskets with more than 20 items in it go to the basket counter with a sign of 10 items or less?

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Fullscreen sucks, I like watching all the movie rather than half of it.

Why do you never have to use the tolet untill you're unabile to (aka car, bus, movie line)?

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Why is it that you're always the last one to drink up at closing time?

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Posted: 5th May 2003 04:22
Why is freeview a load of c**p?

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Why is it that you're mum can never figure out how to program the video recorder?

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Why is it that some people can't read some thing on a computer screen?

For example:
*My phone rings*
Me: "Hello?"
Mum: "Hi Sam, I think I broke my PC!"
Me: "Why whats wrong with it?"
Mum: "It keeps bringing up error messages"
Me: "What did you do?"
Mum: "I was just trying to exit the Letter writing thing"
Me: "Is the screen blue?"
Mum: "Nope its got flowers in the background"
Me: "Is that your wallpaper?"
Mum: "No its pink to match the wardrobe"
Me: "Never mind. What does the error say, and what options does it give you?"
Mum: "Do you want to save the changes to document before exiting, yes, no, cancel"
Me: *Sighs* "Well DO YOU want to save the document before you exit?"
Mum: "No I was just praticing"
Me: "Then click 'No'"
Mum: "Ok, its working now. Thanks! Now how do I turn it off?"
Me: "Start, then Shutdown"
Mum: "Do I want to turn the computer off, reset, or MS-DOS mode?"
Me: *Head thumping against the wall*
Mum: *listens to telephone line tone*

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LOL!

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Why do call it 'penis' when everybody knows what a pen is ?

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Why do we drive on the Parkway and park on the Driveway?
Why do we need a hot water heater?
Why is it that a band will make one really great song and the rest will be crap?

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Who do airline attendants tell you to hurry up and get on the plane? I say screw that, I'm getting IN the plane!!! There SEEMS to be less wind in here!!!

Ok ok too much George Carlin

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o_O RIGHT

AMD Athlon XP 2100+ OC to 3Ghz/1.5gigs ram/128mb ti4200/120gigs hd/19" monitor/Sound Blaster Audigy Platinum EX/3072kbs Sat Con... I joined in!
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(^_^) Yup.

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"Ladies and gentle men, this is the first fully automated aircraft which will get you to your destination on time with out delay, we can assure that with the new system, nothing can go wrong.. can go wrong... can go wrong.. can go wrong.. CLICK!"

...<screams>

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Posted: 6th May 2003 19:15
Kangeroo2, you live in our house???? , I get conversations just like that , I regret I ever made my (aged) parents a PC out of spare bits and bobs, I think it`s just past a certain age that people don`t get their heads round the idea that machines talk back to them, like your mum thinks its a fancy typewriter and typewriters never ask you if you want the letter filing away do they???, so it can`t have asked...right????, maybe they think they are losing the plot cos they could swear that machine just asked them something ,I dunno...weird I calls it

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Posted: 6th May 2003 22:39
lol,
sounds as bad as my dad who lifted the mouse in the air and waved it about saying how does this work.

but strangely I had a weird debate with my mum, she thinks the plural of the computer mouse is mouses, where I said its mice.
Whos right?

I mean a computer mouse is a lot different than a mouse so ...
I'm confused again!
help.... :-s

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Posted: 7th May 2003 01:47
it's mice... I think...

Anyway, what I don't care for is non-stop flights. No, I INSIST that my flight STOP! Preferably at an airport, because it's those unscheduled cornfield and houseing development stops that seem to interupt the flow of my day :S

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Posted: 7th May 2003 02:22
Officially I believe its mouses but I prefer mice, and less ppl will correct you

And no I don't live in your house lol Maybe its a generation thing, like somehow not getting that if they want to save they click where it says save, if they want to print, click where it says print lol Oh well at least the pc I gave my mum doesn't have just MS-DOS

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Why is it that I'm always the last one to find out?

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Posted: 7th May 2003 16:48
Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Posted: 7th May 2003 17:08 Edited at: 7th May 2003 17:10
Ok, go on, endulge me, Why did that infamous chicken cross that particular road you're referring to in your last post which was from my reckonning, posted at the specific time of 1:48pm on the 7th May. Well, go on, tell me.... I'm waiting...... Well, come on, I haven't got all day. I'm a very busy man.

Still waiting....


Aren't you gonna tell me them?


<sulk>


Now I'm depressed LOL

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