So I have a story joke for y'all:
So once upon a time, there was this guy who asked a girl to prom. She said yes, and so it was time to begin getting ready for the prom. First of all, the guy had to get himself a fancy suit. So the guy gets to the suit place, and there is just this massive line. He goes to the end of the line, and begins waiting. He waits and waits in line. After about half an hour of making small talk with other strangers in line, the guy finally makes it to the front of the line. He gets fitted for the suit, and he is looking good. He rents the suit, and he is on his way. The next thing the guy needs to do is book a limousine. He goes to the limousine place, and there is another very long line there. The guy goes to the end of the line, and he begins waiting. While the guy is in the line, he looks at various websites on his smartphone. "How to cut in line without others noticing" for example. Finally, three hours of miserable line waiting pass, and the guy makes it to the front of the line. He books a limo, and he is on his way. Next, the guy needs to get some flowers and a box of chocolates for his girl. He goes to the flower place, and there is a big line there. He waits in line for many hours. All the while, he looks on his smartphone, and he studies the various types of chocolates and flowers. After about two hours of researching in line, the guy finally knows what type of chocolates and flowers will be best for the girl. One more hour, and the guy makes it to the front of the line. He buys the flowers and the box of chocolates, and he is on his way. A few days pass, and it's time for prom. The guy puts on his suit, and the limousine picks him up. The limousine then picks up the girl, and the guy hands her the flowers and the box of chocolates. The girl is wearing a beautiful dress, and the guy compliments her on it. The girl begins talking about the huge line that she had to wait in to get her dress. She waited for hours and hours in that line. After a little while, the limousine drops the two off at the prom. There is a long line at the ticket booth, and the two go and begin waiting in that line. The girl becomes hungry, and she eats the entire box of chocolates while waiting in that line. Finally, the two make it to the front of the line, and they get their tickets. Now, the two must wait in line to be let through the doors to get into prom, and so they begin waiting in that line. After they wait for about three hours, the girl becomes very hungry again, and she eats her entire bouche of flowers. Finally, after waiting in line for five hours, the two make it to the front of the line, and they are finally at prom.
After dancing for a little while, the guy and the girl decide that they would like to have some punch together. They go up to the punch stand, and
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Flash is falling out of... Flashion.
