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The Slayer
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Posted: 21st Jun 2016 16:33 Edited at: 21st Jun 2016 16:33
deaf.

and...page!

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Posted: 21st Jun 2016 18:13 Edited at: 21st Jun 2016 18:14
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Posted: 21st Jun 2016 18:17
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Posted: 21st Jun 2016 20:29
Trump
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, hoping
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Posted: 21st Jun 2016 21:52
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Posted: 21st Jun 2016 22:13
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2016 03:41
section

Lol, gotta love apartment living. Through my window I just overheard someone say "Bro, don't take this the wrong way, but your cast iron skillets are not very seasoned."
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2016 04:55
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'Your message is too short! Please post a min of 3 chars.'
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2016 06:53
Walmart's
The Slayer
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2016 15:54
. Prepare
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2016 17:38
your
"Jeb Bush is a big fat mistake" -- Donald Trump
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2016 18:13
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2016 19:17
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2016 21:17 Edited at: 22nd Jun 2016 21:17
preparing.
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2016 21:37
However,
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2016 23:29
That is no way to start a sentence
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Why is it in Hotmail whenever I click an e-mail to open it starts loading the page and then says "click an item to read it" as if I didn't already click the e-mail?









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Posted: 23rd Jun 2016 01:48
the

The new sentence is now "However, was the" right?
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2016 04:53
start

Quote: "The new sentence is now "However, was the" right?"

Yeps
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2016 05:40
of

Quote: "Yeps"
Make sure to count the first word of all posts! The sentence is therefore currently "However, that was why the start of"
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2016 05:52
microbiology

Quote: "The sentence is therefore currently "However, that was why the start of""

Nono, it's actually "However, that was why the start of microbiology"
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2016 06:08
wasn't
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2016 12:59
Why does Windows allow popups to take focus when you're typing something? Naturally at some point I have to use space/enter, and all too often something will pop up (if, for example, I'm installing something in the background) and I'll end up accidentally cancelling/accepting something without knowing what it is.
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2016 13:42 Edited at: 23rd Jun 2016 13:42
"However, was the start of microbiology wasn't"

Really DJD? A president should at least be able to formulate a question correctly...
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2016 14:38
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2016 18:14 Edited at: 23rd Jun 2016 18:14
that

"However, was the start of microbiology something that"
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2016 19:54
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"However, was the start of microbiology wasn't something that would"
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2016 20:12
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Pft! You're all forgetting "that" at the beginning of budokaiman's post under my "However". Pft!
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2016 20:37
a


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Posted: 24th Jun 2016 15:53
movie.

Last sentence became "However, that was why the start of microbiology wasn't why something that would become a b movie. Stopped it, because it didn't make much sense, lol. We can now start off fresh again.
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Posted: 24th Jun 2016 20:28
is (I know where I want this to go, you'd all better make it happen that way).
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Quote: "(I know where I want this to go, you'd all better make it happen that way)."

Hopefully i'm on the right track ?
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soft
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Posted: 30th Jun 2016 09:10 Edited at: 30th Jun 2016 09:17
have

Well a couple weeks ago I landed my first job in retail (and first job ever at that) working at, well, a big American retail company which recently had an incident with the Canadians. Anyway, I like it a lot and the company itself is great, but I got yelled at by a customer (guest as we must call them) for the first time today. A particularly disgruntled man was looking for soap bars, and my PDA gave me a location in the store I was unfamiliar with. I began walking around in an effort to rapidly find the aisle in question, only to be yelled at for walking too fast (I'll give that one to him, I'm a sportscar of a walker). After looking around a fair bit, I realized I couldn't find the aisle. I got on the talkie and asked other team members if they knew where E39 was, only to get no response. I walked to an aisle that I deemed most likely to be the one, but not being able to know for certain that it was indeed the correct aisle, I told him, partially just thinking out loud, that "My best guess is that it's this aisle..." To which he rapidly and loudly retorted, "I DON'T WANT GUESSES! I WANT ANSWERS! NOW GET ON THAT THING (referring to my PDA) AND SEARCH AGAIN!" Anyway, the main store manager came over like an angel and took over for me. I hear this is very normal for retail.

EDIT Aww man, my story doesn't seem nearly as dramatic while reading it as it did while I wrote it. Oh well, its hardz being a forum dweller!
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I quit smoking for two days but now I'm back on them again, don't smoke
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If you want more stories like that, or to post future stories, check reddit.com/r/talesfromretail
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Minions rock!



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Now with less salt.
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Posted: 3rd Jul 2016 16:10
I do hope to see you more on Discord!
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Posted: 3rd Jul 2016 17:08
Going to see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 at the cinema! \m/
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