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Michael Jackson
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Posted: 7th Dec 2007 15:23 Edited at: 7th Dec 2007 15:47
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Hello everybody, I'm "Michael Jackson" (you can call me MJ). I'm French, I'm 21, Art school Student, in Corsica.
I will post a message about my video game projects, I'm using DBC, I believe I'm very good at game making with DBC, I will upload images and video of my project. I'll upload the source code, in order to be helped if you have the time to.
note: I would like to buy FPS Creator x10, for Xmas, because I like Fps games and FPSC !

Thank you for your answers


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Michael Jackson
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Posted: 7th Dec 2007 15:26 Edited at: 7th Dec 2007 15:29
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I'll post in the DarkBasic Classic forum, since I'm using DBC. Thank you. edit, about "MJ" pseudo: I chose my pseudo for the fun, but I'm serious when I talk about my video game projects.


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Benjamin
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Posted: 7th Dec 2007 16:05
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Are you Serdjo?

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Gil Galvanti
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Posted: 7th Dec 2007 18:38
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Quote: "This is the link to his forum,
http://serdjo.forumpro.fr/

And the name of his forum,
Serdjo
Serdjo Forum Jeux vidéo Nouveau"

It's him! It's him! Sound the alarms! Rally your troops! The attack commences sooner than we thought! Prepare your defense, for the apocalypse approaches!


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The Nerd
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Posted: 7th Dec 2007 21:10 Edited at: 7th Dec 2007 21:11
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Call in the backup, we'll need it

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Tom J
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Posted: 7th Dec 2007 22:13 Edited at: 7th Dec 2007 22:16
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[edit]It appears that Serdgo's had a facelift, just like the real Michael Jackson

Don't make multiple accounts, that is rather naughty.

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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 7th Dec 2007 22:38
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[b][/b]


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n008
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Posted: 7th Dec 2007 23:58
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*kicks into sun*

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Michael Jackson
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 00:14
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Thank you but I'm not Serdjo !


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n008
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 00:18
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Are you on crack?

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Gil Galvanti
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 00:20 Edited at: 8th Dec 2007 00:23
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Quote: "Thank you but I'm not Serdjo !"

Already starting with the lies again . You're not Serdjo, yet you are from the same country, have a website named Serdjo, speak like him (and lie), and have Serdjo in your profile interests?


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n008
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 00:25
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Again:

Quote: "Are you on crack? "


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Gil Galvanti
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 00:28
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Quote: "Again:

Quote: "Are you on crack? ""

No, I think he's just plain stupid.


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Michael Jackson
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 00:30
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I'm MJ, new forum member. thank you for your answers


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Gil Galvanti
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 00:34
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He's joking or the stupidest person I've ever seen. And considering he's from France, I'm guessing it's the second one...(KIDDING! )


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n008
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 00:38 Edited at: 8th Dec 2007 00:39
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Ok, I apt for stupid now.

Quote: "I'm MJ, new forum member. thank you for your answers"


No drugs could make someone that stupid and still remember any kind of grammar

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The Nerd
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 00:42
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haha, you call him stupid and he thanks you for your answers...

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Michael Jackson
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 00:43
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Serdjo is stupid ?


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Zotoaster
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 00:43
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Let's be honest, if he really wasn't serdjo, he would be saying "who the hell is serdjo man?!".

"It's like floating a boat on a liquid that I don't know, but I'm quite happy to drink it if I'm thirsty enough" - Me being a good programmer but sucking at computers
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n008
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 00:44
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You are. And you are Serdjo. So yes, he is stupid.

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Gil Galvanti
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 00:45
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Quote: "Serdjo is stupid ?"

Unbelievably stupid. You are Serdjo, and therefore are too.


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The Nerd
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 00:46 Edited at: 8th Dec 2007 00:49
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Quote: "Serdjo is stupid ?"


Your attitude is the exact same too, can't go wrong there

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n008
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 00:48 Edited at: 8th Dec 2007 00:50
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Hehe...

Before this goes down...



and, just for the record, Serdjo was like... Past stupid. He was painfully stupid.

Illustration:



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The Nerd
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 00:50
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History repeating itself

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Michael Jackson
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 00:53
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I'll post, tomorrow, a message in the work in progress forum. But first I want to introduce myself and present my game project.
Thank you.


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n008
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 00:53
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Let's all countdown to lock, cuz i'm bored...

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n008
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Quote: "I'll post, tomorrow, a message in the work in progress forum. But first I want to introduce myself and present my game project.
Thank you. "


|
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Quote: "History repeating itself"




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MonoCoder
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 01:07
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The signs are all there.
More specifically, ignorance to everything we bloody say.


Lock, ban, brutally compromise nether security, all that jazz.

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Gil Galvanti
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 01:16 Edited at: 8th Dec 2007 01:19
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Here, I'll try to make it very clear for him, so his apparently small mind is not confused:

Serdjo/Micheal Jackson (the one posting on this forum) you (meaning Serdjo/Micheal Jackson) are (meaning that you have the characteristic of) stupid and ignorant (meaning lacking any brain power and are oblivious to everything anyone says) because (meaning indicated by) you (once again refering to Serdjo/Micheal Jackson) ignore (meaning do not pay attention to) everything (meaning each and all) we (meaning other forum members) say (in this context meaning what is written by other users besides yourself) and (meaning in addition to) claim that (meaning to assert or state) other people's (meaning other humans besides yourself) works (meaning products, more specifically, games) are (meaning belonging to in this context) your (refering to Serdjo/Micheal Jackson) own (meaning your (Serdjo/Micheal Jackson) original work).

Clear enough for you?


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Dr Schnitzengruber
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 01:21
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Quote: "Clear enough for you?"


You wasted your time. Serdjo is write-only.

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n008
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 01:30
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^Lawl

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Gil Galvanti
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Quote: "You wasted your time. Serdjo is write-only."

So it seems, I figured I'd try one more time to see if his little brain can understand anything other than writing "Thank you, I am MJ, newcomer".


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Bluestar4
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@n008 I really liked the "sensors indicate noob" pic may I use it ?

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Michael Jackson
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 01:41
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Thank you.


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n008
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Quote: "@n008 I really liked the "sensors indicate noob" pic may I use it ?"


Yea. I just found it on Google, lol.

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Michael Jackson
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 01:49
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I like video games, it's my passion!


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Roxas
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 01:50
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Quote: "Thank you. "

Serdjo where is your old site?
Also i loved your forums..
Whats your next project?
Can i have a picture?
Also
You are the best




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Michael Jackson
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 01:57
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@Roxas : You're wasting your time: time is money. thank you.


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Bluestar4
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@Roxas wow that speech was so good. .... until I seen the code
@n008 thanks I appreciate it ...
@ all - so what did this guy do to everyone while I was away [ please dont leave out details ] ?

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Roxas
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 02:01 Edited at: 8th Dec 2007 02:03
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Quote: "@ all - so what did this guy do to everyone while I was away [ please dont leave out details ] ? "

You dont want to know..
He broke all laws of good programming community

Random Link:
http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=110373&b=10

Profile:
http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=view_profile&i=262a856697ab11d70dbc4625ad4ccfa0
Search his posts at the profile page.


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Gil Galvanti
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 02:06 Edited at: 8th Dec 2007 02:06
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I think MJ isn't Serdjo, but just someone pretending to be him, because he seems even more ignorant and stupid than the real one. Can we get a mod to compare IP's?


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Dave J
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 02:20
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There's no IP match but there's enough evidence to indicate a link. Whether it's him or just someone pretending to be him, nothing good is going to become of this. Henceforth, I'm banning this 'user'.

Michael Jackson, if you seriously are a genuine user (highly unlikely), then email me some screen shots from your 'project' and I will unban you, but until then, there's no reason for you to stick around.


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Roxas
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Posted: 8th Dec 2007 02:30
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Thanks Dave J


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Zeus
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Thanks, Dave.

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hyrichter
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Awww, man, I was wanting to see a raging inferno, and you put it out before it got much past the candle stage, Dave.

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Zeus
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lol

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Insert Name Here
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
http://www.thepocket.com/frankly.wav
And I'm sorry, .r Serdjo, but http://www.thepocket.com/wavs/handletruth.wav.
http://www.thepocket.com/wavs/grape.wav

http://www.thepocket.com/wavs/otherplagues.wav.


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tha_rami
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Clean out the flamethrowers! To arms! To arms!

Start up the Forum RPG again! We've got a target! Serdjo has landed in North China!

In any case, uhm... What if he's really another Serdjo?


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Nemesis_0_
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Im always too late to the flame wars... such is the life of the military chef...
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Woah! How did he get 50 posts in only a day

Cheers,
Bozzy

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