All I can say is oh dear...but kudos to stopping this thread from getting locked.
Windows98, I probably wouldn't be defensive when somebody susses you out, but then I probably would merit many posts that followed.
But if you do want to model mate, pick up a 3D program you like/can afford and start building up on some tutorials. Start learning what each tool in your program does, learn the interface and experiment - come out with a lot of bad looking models so that you can learn what does what.
And then refer to my tutorials - my 'old' set of tutorials are down, but my 2 beginner tuts are up and working just fine. One susses out the basics, the other applies some of the most basic techniques to create a character: They can be found at
http://www.seppuku-arts.co.nr
My tutorials are building up, and my 'old' ones are being rewritten - but that'll probably take a while as I have other dedications.
Also, this part of the forum should offer some useful advice for learning/beginning 3D Modelling.
Click to go to seppuku-arts.co.nr