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Toasty Fresh
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Posted: 10th Mar 2009 09:34
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What, another massive argument about Vista?
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Quote: "I believe that was me, how dare you call me an emo?"

Oh, Excuse me. I had no idea it was you. I mean, what ever could I make that connection with? It's not like I connect things for a living.

Though I'd like to. That would be pretty awesome.

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Posted: 10th Mar 2009 12:21
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Quote: "It's not like I connect things for a living.

Though I'd like to. That would be pretty awesome."


This website is for you then :http://www.monkeyingaround.com/samples.html

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Posted: 10th Mar 2009 15:52 Edited at: 10th Mar 2009 15:52
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Why don't we add that old Girlfriend thread to the list? That thing was hilarious.


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Alucard, tell me about it

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All it took to find it was search "girlfriend", mind you; there were several gf threads but this one stuck out most.

http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=111876&b=2
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Posted: 10th Mar 2009 17:40
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Yes that is the one.


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Posted: 10th Mar 2009 19:33
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I lol'd!

"Ja, för det är jävligt manligt att ligga fosterställning i duschen och raka röven! Testa det! "
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Posted: 10th Mar 2009 19:42 Edited at: 10th Mar 2009 19:49
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lol
grandmas comment really makes it funny
Quote: "This isn't a team request is it?"


Quote: "I only make sense between 12.00-16.00 and 22.00-02.00 GMT+1. Schedule an appointment with my secretary for further information."


Quote: "Well.. i've seen pictures, and my mother CLAIMS to be a woman. I don't believe it though.... she doesn't look anything like the pictures."


lol grandma really knows how to make a thread funny



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Blobby 101
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@Seppuku, It's quite easy to accuse you of being emo. You are, after all, named after a method of suicide... XD

NaGaCreMo:
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Posted: 10th Mar 2009 22:14 Edited at: 10th Mar 2009 22:30
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Last page of gf thread:

Quote: "Quite honestly I don't mind having enemies... Though my enemy count is quite a bit larger than my friend count.... Hmm.... Oh well, it's fun having enemies. "


iBlow farther down (sorry, this kind of thing breeds jokes)

Quote: "
this kind of blows, but whatever floats your boat, eh?"


Quote: "Sucking is not the point. Blowing is."


Quote: "I have to admit, it is pretty brave to admit that you blow."


Quote: "The products name puts me down, I don't blow! "




Quote: "I was going to clone some llamas... Would I get in trouble? I already have all I need except for the llamas and the cloning machine, but I'm working on that."
http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=145928&b=2

Quote: "I think we should change "discrepancy" to "discrapancy"! Who's with me? "

Quote: "I vote we take the letter Q out of the alphabet.
Seriously, what can the Q do that no letter can't? Besides, the Q has some serious social quirks, it just can't stand being alone.

C is pretty stupid too, I mean, we have S and K. But C isn't NEARLY as bad as Q."

http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=143492&b=2

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Posted: 11th Mar 2009 00:21
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Quote: "@Seppuku, It's quite easy to accuse you of being emo. You are, after all, named after a method of suicide... XD"


You make a fair point, on that note I'm going to slit my wrists. It's my curse for thinking 'Seppuku' was a cool sounding word from feudal Japan. And the sado-masochism of course.

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Posted: 11th Mar 2009 00:52 Edited at: 11th Mar 2009 01:04
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Hehe...you know you're on a programming forum when someone asks you to post screenshots of your girlfriend.



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Posted: 11th Mar 2009 02:23
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i just found a quote to end all quotes
Does anyone have a good free screen shot taker?

oh and

Program Announcements / Locked / Should I post my FPS engine when I finish



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Posted: 11th Mar 2009 05:00
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Quote: "PLYSTIRIENE HELP!!!!!"

Lol.

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Posted: 12th Mar 2009 00:27 Edited at: 12th Mar 2009 00:27
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Outscape last quotes link didn't work. Use this link:

http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=146282&b=5


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oh yes oops



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The rickrolling thing was hillarious, not bad!

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Posted: 12th Mar 2009 21:57 Edited at: 12th Mar 2009 21:57
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I tricked this guy in the DarkGDK forum:

http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=146868&b=22


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Posted: 12th Mar 2009 22:23
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Quote: "Sex Machine.

It just looks like Nickydude."


From name pronunciation: http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=146722&b=2&p=3#m1709882

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Posted: 13th Mar 2009 00:55
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@Jim: You're fast



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Posted: 13th Mar 2009 21:57
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Just happened to look at it right away!

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Posted: 15th Mar 2009 23:28
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Just a note Outscape: you have at least one or two repeats of some quotes; just check 'em over again.

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Lol, consequential triple-post...Oh well!

Here's a quote!
Quote: "
Sorry, i did not understand this phrase. Painful like it hurts? I still learning english."

Quote: "the point of this quiz is to test users that creating games (TGC is TGC, right?) for knowledge of games. That's why this test has instant winner option. Although, this quiz supposes, that users here are mostly older than 13. Quiz is complicated only for those, who dont know classics."

http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=144829&b=2

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Posted: 16th Mar 2009 01:26 Edited at: 22nd Mar 2009 01:45
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Quote: "Just a note Outscape: you have at least one or two repeats of some quotes; just check 'em over again."

i dont belive i do



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Posted: 17th Mar 2009 00:01
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Quote: "I want to put question to the association.
To continue to me the prosecution of this editor ?
http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=147050&b=1
FREEWARE !!!"

http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=147142&b=8


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Now I don't remember whose it is, but someones signature depicting a merry fox gnawing at the stalk of some lilies, stating
Quote: "Are you this awesome?
No. But your foliage can be."
is pretty darn amusing.

And the all-time classic banner;
Quote: "Apollo - where you don't need pants to be awesome."


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Quote: "Now I don't remember whose it is, but someones signature depicting a merry fox gnawing at the stalk of some lilies, stating"

Dark Coder



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Posted: 17th Mar 2009 21:37 Edited at: 17th Mar 2009 21:37
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Quote: "Apollo - Like Apillo but with an o"


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Well, you have

Quote: "Sorry, until I get the official nod the beans will be expertly contained."


twice over, like right next to each other...

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Posted: 17th Mar 2009 23:12 Edited at: 17th Mar 2009 23:15
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Lookie what I found!

Quote: "I want to make Dark Tits™ plugin for DBPro™, because i'm tired of flat-chested characters. I think this plugin should come with Dark Tits Kit™, a kit for creating and growing tits on every polygon of target object. Also, it must have shader for wet and goochy effect, maybe parallax on nipples. I always wanted girls with big boobs in my game, but now i think its not enough. Everything in my game must have big, no, BIG tits! Its the point of every game 14+.

So...anyone interested?"

http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=147235&b=2

EDIT

Wow! Two hilarious locked threads in under a minute! I think that's a new record!

Quote: "Hello Dear,
My name is Stella Collins I hope this mail finds you well & healthy and i hope we can established a relationship since we are meeting for the first time,i have gone through fasting and prayers asking God to lead me to a trust worthy person who will help me with this transaction and it interests me to contact you aftter my prayers for an assistance to help me transfer this Sum of 10.7 Million USA dollars my father deposited in a bank here in Cote d'Ivoire before he was assasinated.i
like honesty,trust,love,truth,caring,& respect,i have all this qualities in me and i believe you have all this qualities too, that is why i decided to contact you for this transaction,i will like you to contact me as soon as possible so that we can know ourselves better.
Thanks and hoping to hear from you
soonest.

Miss Stella Collins"

Quote: "http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=147184&b=2"


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Posted: 18th Mar 2009 04:26 Edited at: 18th Mar 2009 04:27
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Quote: "Forumz, forimz, forrumz... apollo!"

and
Quote: "Apollo forums - perfect English not requiring."

and
Quote: "Apollo- In cyber space, no one can hear you scream."

-to that I ad, "and no would care if they could."

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I could just sit here for hours and refresh the page, typing all the funny quotes from those banners

And the spelling one isn't good unless you can see it





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Posted: 18th Mar 2009 20:10 Edited at: 18th Mar 2009 20:11
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Quote: "Dark Tits™"


lol that must be nearly the funniest one


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Dont know if this is added, recent topic:

http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=147235&b=2

HAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! XD

I seriously falled of the chair XD

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I might be strange, but I didn't really find that funny.

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Quote: "Dont know if this is added, recent topic:"


Look not five posts above yours...



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Oh dear Did you not see the 4 pages?


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How is someone saying "Dark Tits" funny? Do you have anything against dark tits?

EDIT: Maybe not the best conversation to be had on this forum. Still, I fail to see how that is funny.


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Did you read the entire post?

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guys i can hardily post or update atm because the past few days have been extremely busy for me, sorry, ill try to get on as much as possible.
ps
does anyone know of a dll that changes a sounds pitch for dark basic professional



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Posted: 20th Mar 2009 00:52 Edited at: 20th Mar 2009 00:53
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RYD only joined last week so many of you won't have seen his signature ... but here goes:
Quote: "ARM YOURSELF WITH KNOLEGE"


That's fantastic (assuming it isn't intentional). It's along the same line as "I've been hedjacated".

Here's one of his posts (soon to locked I'm sure ):
http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=147414&b=2



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Quote: "Thread Locked

This thread has been locked for the following reason: Together we'll learn to one day form proper sentences and create useful threads containing direct information, backed up with concrete facts. Hopefully."


Is it just me or are the mods getting a lot more sarcastic lately?



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^^^ Sorry, people like that irritate me. Sure, complain all you want, that's what a forum is for. But if there's no facts or bug reports to back up your claims, and you obviously haven't tried to email the mods and/or the actual creators of the language to help them fix the errors to which you attest, and you create two identical threads just trying to incite a flame war, you will not last long here



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Quote: "Banned for trying to start numerous flames. Get a life."


aww jeku you made him cry!



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Quote: "RYD only joined last week"


No, actually, he's been messing around these parts for a while now...
Quote: "
Joined: Tue Apr 29th 2008"


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Quote: "EDIT: Maybe not the best conversation to be had on this forum. Still, I fail to see how that is funny."


Its the way he approaches it, and that i think he is serious, he is like "I wanta make dark TITs, it will be pluging for db, you can extrude polys to make tits where you want "

I thought it was funny atleast

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Quote: "Calm down people. Those shoes were harmless. They weren't even loaded."


From the last post of the Forum President election thread.

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To quote Jeku, Omega:

Quote: "I'm pretty sure we shouldn't be nominating ourselves for this, because clearly some of us believe we're funnier than we really are."




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