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Alucard94
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Quote: "Welcome to Post Competition, where even the most ridiculous, off-topic threads can't carry on a comprehensible conversation."

Fixed.

Oh and Omega, I wouldn't suggest quoting yourself.


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Posted: 21st Mar 2009 18:52 Edited at: 21st Mar 2009 18:58
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This thread is deteriorating it actually used to be funny but now its just turning yet another posting competition


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If you don't want me to quote myself, that's fine. But, again, its not like its a competition, so there's really no "Nominating".
But, whatever, I won't quote myself anymore, even though I really don't see what difference it makes.

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Posted: 21st Mar 2009 20:15
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Omega you don't understand why it's recommended not to quote yourself. Did you actually read

Quote: "I'm pretty sure we shouldn't be nominating ourselves for this, because clearly some of us believe we're funnier than we really are."
?


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Yes, I read that, and yes I understand the reasoning behind it.
But, I still think that we should be able to post our own quotes if we think they;re funny. If no one else thinks the quotes is funny, it won't get added, and that's the end of it.
Its not like its hurting anything when someone posts one of their own quotes. And, who knows, other people might think its funny too.

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Posted: 21st Mar 2009 23:39 Edited at: 21st Mar 2009 23:45
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guys this is getting pointless making quotes to then use in this thread
/sigh
the whole point of this thread is to quote OTHER peoples stupidity of funny comments, i have of course made exceptions because people have made quotes that everyone does in fact find funny, but Omega gamer 89 seriously...
your spamming this thread making it less interesting
either shutup or quote something decent.

Quote: "Forumz, forimz, forrumz... apollo!"

yes i see that all the time am i meant to be rolling on the floor laughing or something
Quote: "...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!"

... are you mentally well?
Quote: "Violence is never an option. It comes standard."

what is the point in you positing on the board
Quote: "Its not like its hurting anything "

hurting no, annoying yes
Quote: "I still think that we should be able to post our own quotes if we think they're funny. If no one else thinks the quotes is funny, it won't get added"

i disagree and i made this thread

no offense but seriously dude
i dont want this into another posting competition thread or being locked for flaming.



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Posted: 21st Mar 2009 23:54
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... But you're not funny.

Just clogging up space on the thread.

Like me, now

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Posted: 22nd Mar 2009 00:29
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Quote: "your spamming this thread making it less interesting"

I wasn't spamming, I was posting things I felt were valid and were relevant to this thread. If you feel they are not relevant, that's fine.
Quote: "either shutup or quote something decent."

A) There's no need to be hostile.
B) I was posting "something decent".
Quote: "yes i see that all the time am i meant to be rolling on the floor laughing or something"

Its not meant to explode your head from hilariousness, but its still good for a chuckle.
Quote: "... are you mentally well?"

Yes, I am. That post wasn't meant to be taken seriously.
Quote: "what is the point in you positing on the board"

I thought that was funny, so I posted it.
Quote: "hurting no, annoying yes"

I don't think it would be any more annoying than any of the "valid" posts anyone else makes, but you apparently disagree.
Quote: "i disagree and i made this thread"

That's fine. It is your thread, and I'll respect your wishes. I won't post any of my stuff anymore.
Quote: "i dont want this into another posting competition thread or being locked for flaming."

I really don't think that people posting their own quotes will get this thread locked.

The point I was trying to make was that just because someone posts their own quote, doesn't automatically make it funny.
Someone could have said the funniest thing ever, and everyone agreed it was hilarious when it was posted, but no one else thought to post it. Should they not post it just because it is their own quote. I understand that people can think they're funnier than they really are. But what you don't seem to be getting is that something does not lose any initial funniness it had just because the original poster posted it here.
Anyway, if you don't want anyone to post their own quotes here, that's your decision. I won't post any more quotes unless they are not mine.
Everybody happy now?

Also:
Quote: "... But you're not funny."

I can think of a large number of people who would greatly disagree with you. I may not have the best quotes ever on here, but I am one of the funniest people in any of my social groups.

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Posted: 22nd Mar 2009 00:37 Edited at: 22nd Mar 2009 00:38
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Quote: "I am one of the funniest people in any of my social groups."

id like to see that group
according to your sig
Quote: "If the good lord had intended us to go outside or have a social life, he wouldn't have invented the internet."

it suggests you have no social life
Quote: "That's fine. It is your thread, and I'll respect your wishes. I won't post any of my stuff anymore."

thankyou
Quote: "Everybody happy now?"

yes



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Outscape, can it. You don't need to be rude.

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Quote: "but I am one of the funniest people in any of my social groups."

We are not one of your social groups.

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Quote: "Quote: "I am one of the funniest people in any of my social groups."
id like to see that group
according to your sig"


Hahahahaa XD

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Posted: 22nd Mar 2009 01:12 Edited at: 22nd Mar 2009 01:16
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guys lets leave this guy alone or this thread will be locked for flaming
not like this thread is a good flaming opportunity now



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Outscape, quit picking fights.

I'm sure, however, you feel you can treat other forum members so rudely because you are so proud you made a thread that has over 150 posts on the forums. Congratulations.


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Posted: 22nd Mar 2009 01:56 Edited at: 22nd Mar 2009 01:57
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Quote: ""I am one of the funniest people in any of my social groups.""

Please add this to the list Looks like we have created a new quote


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People are so angry today...


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Mine has better quality, therefore I win.

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lol


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I just glanced through the list and didn't see this one:

Quote: "The majority of the population has below-average intelligence."


From: http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=145325&b=2

The irony in that one cracks me up every time.


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Posted: 22nd Mar 2009 03:37 Edited at: 22nd Mar 2009 03:39
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its more ironic that its ralph who finds it funny (as in ralph from the simpsons)



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Page behind nevermind.


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Quote: "You DON'T have to use dds converter! It is so simple. Just open it up with MS paint (microsoft paint) then press "save as" then put it in the FPSC directory and type in whatever name you want then at the end add ".dds"
- posted by the fps creator rocks!
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a GENUINE quote, I pwn all you guys! (lol just kidding)

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Posted: 22nd Mar 2009 10:37 Edited at: 22nd Mar 2009 10:41
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Quote: "I am one of the funniest people in any of my social groups."

I second the notion of adding this to the list.


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Quote: "PS. don't quote things that directly offend people or are racist/sexist or would make people mildly unpleasant please."

Hate to be reminding people of this.

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Quote: "I am one of the funniest people in any of my social groups"


It would appear as if through an argument a new great quote has been forged! It must be added!
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3 people want it added to the list now...


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Quote: "3 people want it added to the list now..."

it went on the list when he said it



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Didn't knew this was in so I guess you should remove that quote.
Quote: "PS. don't quote things that directly offend people or are racist/sexist or would make people mildly unpleasant please."



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Hmm, no


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You mean quote someone after they post, in a thread about quotes where the quote is only relevant (never mind funny) in the context of the quote thread?


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Quote: "You mean quote someone after they post, in a thread about quotes where the quote is only relevant (never mind funny) in the context of the quote thread?"

is that meant to make sense?



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About as much sense as adding that quote would be


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I've got one from the FPSC Product Chat board... The post is quite ironic.

[quote]Why do people scared of lag??? I mean I hate lag but the real thing that matters most is the performance! I tried out red eyes COZ entry and in one part, I got ZEROFPS and I ended up having to shut down my computer."

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Virtual Nomad:
Quote: "If none of the help you've received works for you, try moving your microphone close, clear your throat, and demand, firmly, "REMEMBER ME, IM YITZU!".
the program will then load/save the settings for you automatically. "


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Here, this isn't mine, and I found it hilarious:
linky
Quote: "Surveyor: Hi, would you like to participate in a survey?
Citizen: Sure
Surveyor: Great, hold still
Citizen: Um, okay, what are you going to-
*Surveyor stabs citizen in neck with siring*
*Citizen on ground bleeding for neck and twitching*
Surveyor: Thank you for participating in our blood survey. If we find anything, we'll know where to find you.
"


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Well, granted it is not from this forum, but I still found this a bit funny (in the stupid way):
Quote: "What kind of protective gloves do I need to protect from 96% sulphuric acid? It seems that the standard one-use latex kind will not do?"


The funny part being that (in Sweden at least) it is nearly impossible to get hold of such pure sulphuric acid (it's illegal to posess, etc.), so you would think that if this guy has any around to work with, he should know how to protect himself... (and it isn't really enough with a pair of gloves, I would say).

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A Quote, of a Quote! HOW EPIC?!? Just joking;
Quote: "For the record, Firefox is targeted more often then IE."

I agree;
http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_stats.asp

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure nor ever simple(Saying that IE is less popular and targeted)


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Cmon, guys! We need this to live!

*EPIC BUMP*

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Quote: "
*EPIC BUMP*
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*EPIC FAIL*


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I just read the FPSC model pack #2 contents
The two new characters are
1. Scientist
(very sensible)
2. Meat Cleaver Wielding Zombie
(there ya go!)

@Rudolpho
"What gloves do you need to safely handle 96% sulphuric acid. It seems standard latex will not do."
It seems hahaha does he have any fingers left

can't read?
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Quote: "It seems hahaha does he have any fingers left"

it seems he has no brain either



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Quote: "it seems he has no brain either"


It's funny what sulphuric acid will go through.

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Quote: "I use a belt sander for toilet paper. "


http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=147712&b=2&p=3

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So does this guy.
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Quote: "
(note: this is NOT WINGS 3d its WINDS 3d)"

[/quote]

Quote: "It's Wings3D, the software site has spelt it incorrectly (it links to the Wings3D site)"




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I was gonna post that one, but I didn't think it was good enough. Whatever.

Actually, I have one now!

Quote: "Long live the TCG forums"


http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=148364&b=7

(note the typo)

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Quote: "I've decided to take his word and pursue learning HTML, but I can't find any free compilers that look promising.

Do HTML compilers require the .NET framework? If they do, I'm out of luck as I've tried to install the .NET framework a few times before, all to no avail. Stupid computer...

Anyway, does anyone know of a good, free HTML compiler?"


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Quote: "Notepad++ sounds kind of difficult to install. I think I'll just stick with regular Notepad"



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Lol. Of course it's the ++.

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Got one!

Quote: "I don't see why we're all celebrating. I mean, people complain about respawn times in online games, well it took Jesus a whole two days to respawn."


http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=148807&b=2

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