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Geek Culture / Pizza is officially a vegetable.

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Quik
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Posted: 8th Dec 2011 14:27
Quote: "instead declared that the tomato paste on frozen pizza qualified it as a vegetable." "

Quote: "Perhaps it wasn't wored very accurately"


considering, what it says there is VERY CLEARLY that pizza is a vegetable, how can it be badly worded?
It says so, CLEARLY..


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Posted: 8th Dec 2011 14:27
I ordered pizza yesterday and when they asked what toppings I wanted I said pizza...I'm so funny.

Green Gandalf
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Posted: 8th Dec 2011 14:53
Quote: "I ordered pizza yesterday and when they asked what toppings I wanted I said pizza"


That would mean you get 2 of your "5 a day" on one plate.
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Posted: 8th Dec 2011 18:42 Edited at: 8th Dec 2011 18:42
Quote: "considering, what it says there is VERY CLEARLY that pizza is a vegetable, how can it be badly worded?
It says so, CLEARLY.."


It's said very clearly, but I wasn't suggesting that it was unclear in any way, I was suggesting that it's if pizza wasn't declared a vegetable then it's inaccurate, so the the sentence is inaccurate instead unclear. Is that clearer?


And I made a typo on 'worded', so my post is probably not worded clearly...mentioning that for irony's sake.

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Posted: 8th Dec 2011 18:58
I understood the title as a satire ridiculing congress for claiming that pizza has the nutrition of a vegetable.

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Posted: 9th Dec 2011 00:42 Edited at: 9th Dec 2011 00:44
Quote: "I read the article. In the article it says:

"The United States Congress voted to rebuke new USDA guidelines for school lunches that would have increased the amount of fresh fruit and vegetables in school cafeterias and instead declared that the tomato paste on frozen pizza qualified it as a vegetable."

which to me reads like pizza is a vegetable. Regardless of the wording, saying that pizza is a good meal for kids to have a school is just wrong.
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Thraxas, the article is simply just incorrect. There are about 1,000 articles that have appeared claiming that congress declared pizza a vegetable. But that is simply not the truth. All they have declared is that the tomato sauce itself is a vegetable and that only 1/8th of a cup of tomato paste has the nutritional value of a 1/2 a cup of vegetables... Not the pizza as a whole.

http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/did-congress-declare-pizza-a-vegetable-not-really/
This article explains it correctly, unlike every article that for some reasons says congress declared pizza a vegetable. Which, again, is NOT true.

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Posted: 9th Dec 2011 01:21
Quote: "This article explains it correctly, unlike every article that for some reasons says congress declared pizza a vegetable. Which, again, is NOT true."

Of course congress didn't literally declare pizza a vegetable... the phrase "Congress declares pizza a vegetable" is insulting them for trying to make people think tomato paste is healthier than broccoli, because of a decision obviously backed by big pizza corporations. It's an insult because it contradicts the common knowledge that pizza doesn't grow on trees.

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Posted: 9th Dec 2011 01:30
Quote: "instead declared that the tomato paste on frozen pizza qualified it [the aforementioned tomato paste on frozen pizza] as a vegetable."


What a fantastic and hilarious misunderstanding. Tomato paste is almost entirely pure vegetable so this is not a crazy act by the government at all.

Quote: "because of a decision obviously backed by big pizza corporations."


Big Pizza is ruining America!

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Posted: 9th Dec 2011 05:10 Edited at: 9th Dec 2011 05:13
Quote: "What a fantastic and hilarious misunderstanding. Tomato paste is almost entirely pure vegetable so this is not a crazy act by the government at all."


Yes it's poorly worded. Hence the confusion. However, the point still stands that this is a weak sauce decision with regards to healthy choices in food. I shall cover my broccoli in melted chocolate and then deep fry it. It's still healthy as it contains broccoli!

@redneck yes that article is much better at describing what actually happened. Also update ur ping

Quik
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Posted: 9th Dec 2011 09:02
Quote: "All they have declared is that the tomato sauce itself is a vegetable"


okay, fair enough.. however am I the only one thinking that its a bit weird that a SAUCE with TOMATOES is now a VEGETABLE?


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Posted: 9th Dec 2011 12:26
Quote: "All they have declared is that the tomato sauce itself is a vegetable"


Quote: " Tomato paste is almost entirely pure vegetable so this is not a crazy act by the government at all."


Tomato is a fruit...

ZIIIIIM!!

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Posted: 9th Dec 2011 23:17 Edited at: 9th Dec 2011 23:18
Quote: "Also update ur ping"

Lol, it's updated... Although I don't like the new update very much. =( PingChat was far superior to touch imo.

Quote: "Of course congress didn't literally declare pizza a vegetable... the phrase "Congress declares pizza a vegetable" is insulting them for trying to make people think tomato paste is healthier than broccoli, because of a decision obviously backed by big pizza corporations. It's an insult because it contradicts the common knowledge that pizza doesn't grow on trees."

Of course, but it seemed to me that some people truly believed that pizza was now considered a vegetable.

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Posted: 9th Dec 2011 23:18
Quote: "Tomato is a fruit..."


I can never get over the fact that tomatoes are fruits.

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Posted: 10th Dec 2011 09:53 Edited at: 10th Dec 2011 09:57
Quote: "Of course, but it seemed to me that some people truly believed that pizza was now considered a vegetable."


I guess it's what happens when you believe what you read in the news. But a part of me wouldn't be surprised if it was, I mean take the stupidity of one portion of humanity and then the corruption of the other. The article describes a fair case for why pizza would be declared a vegetable - with regulations on food in school it means one of the favourite dishes, like pizza, would be cut back and losses in profit for food companies. So, making pizza a vegetable subverts the regulations. At least so the article argues.

If this is all utter male cow poop, then of course, you can't always trust everything parts of the media says. I did a little digging and found The Washington Post has an article, which has claims contradicting what the linked article says.

The argument is about the nutritional value of tomato paste, which is fair enough, however, the downside to it, tomato paste is high in calories and I think something like that should be emphasised...after all, the US, like the UK and other parts of the world do have an obesity problem. So if the OP's article is poop, I think there's still somewhat an issue.

I use tomato paste for pasta and meatballs, so I've got a good source of protein and carbohydrates on top of the tomato paste, but I wouldn't suggest that pasta and meatballs is going to help me with weight loss. But still, I would eat it once in a while.

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