Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris uses tobasco sauce as eye drops.
You know, if Chuck Norris programmed he wouldn't use "if" statements, because he knows that the computer will do what he or his program wants.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Cheers,
-naota
With any luck you'll be able to turn a fully functioning program to a crashing program with just a little bit of coding.
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