It was the time before the dusk,
the coldest hour of this winter morning.
The devil came up for a fight,
for there were souls to steal.
He found a fiddler, young Johnny Brown.
He had heard he played fiddle good,
and decided to make a bet with him.
The devil jumped at his feet and proposed
his bet, "Boy I'll challenge you to a battle,
a fiddling one you see. If you win I'll give you this fiddle made of gold,
but if you lose I'll take your soul."
Johnny said "It may be a sin, but I'll take your bet, cause I'm the best there's ever been."
The devil simply laughed and said "You think you might be, but I'll show you the true,
this bet is sealed, you'll get something tough to chew."
The devil started off, and played his beastly song, which went a little something like this.
Johnny stumbled back, for he knew he wouldn't win.
He lifted up his fiddle, but realised it was a violin.
Johnny tried to play, but the devil simply laughed.
In the end Johnny lost, and knew that he had sinned.
But then in the distance, you could hear a chorus,
the angels were singing of the best in the world,
and then descended Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris grabbed the devil by his neck, and took the fiddle too,
he played Slipknot, Metallica, Anthrax, and Slayer too!
Chuck Norris threw the devil to the ground and said,
"Johnny's soul is mine, it's one you'll never get.
Go straight back to hell now, or you'll be sorry real quick."
Chuck Norris looked at Johnny and winked, Johnny looked back and said,
"Thank you, but I thought you were dead."
Chuck Norris looked back, and with the speed of light,
he kicked Johnny straight out of Earth, so far out of sight.
That's a little song I like to call, The Devil Meets Chuck Norris.
I used to do a lot of time traveling when I was younger. I called it tequila. I would drink this potion and wake up 3 days in the future! 'Where am I trusty dumpster? Get me home!' - Craig Ferguson
