410! :p
There's no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the heat up.
Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
In spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris.
Under Chuck Norris's beard, there is no chin, just another fist.
Scientists have calculated that one round house kick from Chuck Norris is three times as powerful as a black hole's gravity.
Some people pray to God, God prays to Chuck Norris.
Some people where Superman pajamas, Superman where's Chuck Norris pajamas.
When Chuck Norris gets cold, he climbs in an oven.
Chuck Norris is like energy, he can neither be created, nor destroyed.
If Chuck Norris programmed, there would be no Microsoft.
42 is the rough equivalent to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was bored so he decided to make a solar system to kick around... This is currently why we are in orbit.
There's no such thing as extinction, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
The universe is only expanding to get away from Chuck Norris.
The Big Bang was actually started because Chuck Norris did his first round house kick.
Some of those jokes I made, some were from another source.
Cheers,
-naota