Quote: "On that note, I once went outside the house. Yeah, if it sounds too good to be true, maybe it is.
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Har,har. You're my twin Grandma. Are you sure we didn't get separated at birth? You know, your stork could have taken a right turn while mine took a left.
Women should lay eggs like chickens. It would save them all that pre and post-natal pain and depression. The only problem I see is that Mrs. Jones would swap her egg with Mrs. Smith's and you wouldn't know the difference.
If at first you don't succeed, relax. You're like the rest of us.