Quote: "During MattRock's premiership, over 6 million people have died as a direct result of time. We aim to halve time-related deaths and alleviate boredom caused by time-overdosing."
I think that this apocryphal remark from Obese neatly demonstrates what I consider to be one of this largest and most common misconceptions in our world. We seem to have this bizarre notion that death is a bad thing. I beleive that this is not true. In fact, I think we should be encouraging death as much as we can. Why is this? Well, it's very simple.
People are Evil.
That's right. There's no two ways about it, the majority of all people are terrible, terrible creatures, with absolutely no moral feelings. Indeed, even I am evil, it says so right there in my presidential description, that's kind of my gimmic. Because of this, death is not the greatest affliction of our planet, birth is. Every day, hundreds of evil babies are born to evil mothers and evil fathers. Every single day, another batch of disgusting, vile humans is created, ready to add their destructive graffiti'd tagmark to the world.
Well I won't stand for it! As president (Incedentally, it really should be Prime Minister, TGC being UK based and all, but what the hell right?), I promise to lower birth rates by 200%. That's right, not only will birth rates drop to absolute zero, but some births that have already been made will be reversed. Literally... I'm kinda into that.
Don't judge me.
Vote for INH. Saving the world, by killing people. And making vasectomies compulsary.
Don't judge me.
