Thank you Matt. You have served this board well, and I can only hope to be as awesome as you.
Fellow TGC-ers,
Thank you for your votes. I accept the role of El-Presidente. It was a tough race, but the people wanted change, and I am the bringer of quarters.
I would like to thank my running mate, Obese87, whose help in my authoring career has been instrumental to my success. Never again should we put up with Comic-sans, but this is a topic for another speech. I would also like to thank Jimmy, for his knowledge of all things Jerico has helped me win the hearts of TGCers everywhere. Lastly, I would like to thank all those who did not vote for me, for if I hadn't been so 1337, those votes would have surely counted against me.
I have been here nearly since the beginning. I have seen folks come and go, but I have remained faithful to these boards and to TGC. I have in the past spoken poorly of TGC or its products, but it's only out of love. We have seen hard times. There was a time I thought Blitz might just pwn the hearts of our members. And I think now we're in some good times, with AppGameKit right around the corner, I think it will only get better. We must strive for freedom, for democracy and for the lols.
With all that said, I would like to make a few promises to my fellow board-men. I promise to always flush the toilet and leave the seat down after I am done. I promise to use the report abuse button only to effectively censor my opposition and, of course, stop spam.
I would also like to make a few goals. As l'président, I want to complete a game worthy of promoting to the top of the charts at all the major gaming outlets and distributors, so I'd like to call upon Jimmy and Obese to assist me with such a project (super totally serious guys, call me). I'd also like to see everyone wearing casual on Fridays.
Now, we only have one year to accomplish these goals or risk some newb taking away my iron grip. With our rabid-dog-like ingenuity, I think it can be accomplished.
Thank you, and good night.
[center]Official TGC President elect.
Pwning newbs since 2002.