Quote: "Excellent, we may need one of those multi-plug adaptor thingys because I had to unplug the lock down console to use the microwave."
Actually, it was the backup to the secondary console you had unplugged. However, we have installed a multi-plug adapter for you in the Control Room.
Quote: "You guy's know I pressed that button like half an hour ago. All I got was a hotdog..."
Excellent news. One of the decoys worked as it is suppose to then.
I am afraid getting to the Control Room is not as easy as one might think. The security team is one of the best highly trained forces, and even if you did get to the
button, you just cannot
press it. But good attempt- you get a free lunch for trying.
- BlackFox

The function of good software is to make the complex appear to be simple.