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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 15th Nov 2003 20:54 Edited at: 15th Nov 2003 20:55
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so THATS were my damn toaster whent!!!
U BASTARD!

(btw if u have no sense of humer...I'm joking )

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LESS CHAT MORE SCREENIES.
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ReD_eYe
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Posted: 15th Nov 2003 21:03
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its a rather attractive toaster


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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 15th Nov 2003 21:55
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yea....makes me want some toast realll bad .......

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M00NSHiNE
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Posted: 16th Nov 2003 03:41
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Dont worry Megaton, I have a good sense of humour

I liked the toaster the most when I broke into your house....sorry, I'll return it when im done

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klariza
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Posted: 16th Nov 2003 15:50
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lol ty moonshine for the toaster - just let me modify it a bit and it'll be talking in no time and no doubt get on ur nerves lol.
a few answers to some of ur questions -
i own classic DB at the mo'.
i am a she
and yep i did mention in another thread that this is not my real name (klariza)
my real name is vicki - altho it is easier to refer to me online as klariza so i know ur aiming ur messages at me

I am obsessed by Toasters - especially talking ones...bizaare really isn't it?
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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 16th Nov 2003 15:59
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watever,
as long as i get my toaster back, i'm happy.

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klariza
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Posted: 16th Nov 2003 16:11
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lol here is ur new talking toaster *hands over the toaster to megaton*

I am obsessed by Toasters - especially talking ones...bizaare really isn't it?
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Don Malone
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Posted: 16th Nov 2003 16:12
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You gotta luv dis place.

Can I have some toast? Buttered...... No Jelly.............
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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 16th Nov 2003 16:19
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ok enof about toasters...honestly, we sound like idiots...
*looks around to make sure nobody is looking*
*hugs toaster*

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Wik
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Posted: 16th Nov 2003 19:41
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we sound like idiots.....


how about we are

At least I am


I wanted to learn C++ but then I started having nightmares.
I would scream at night, "AHHHHH!!! THE SEMI-COLONS"
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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 16th Nov 2003 20:38
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ehhh...

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M00NSHiNE
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Posted: 16th Nov 2003 22:54
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Hold on, I want that toaster back! I stole it, its mine now!!! And how do you 'modify' a toaster to make it talk?

Im going to steal a new toaster.

*Breaks back into Megaton's house, steals talking toaster, catches plane to UK, laughs and tries to conceal talking toaster*

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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 17th Nov 2003 01:40
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wat do u put in a toaster?
Thats easy!....uhhh...damn it I know this...
emm..I got IT! Dohnuts! Or pepperoni

Quote: "steals talking toaster, catches plane to UK"

lol good luck finding a plane to the uk here

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Posted: 17th Nov 2003 10:51
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Divide by zero - bread

Megaton - Thanks for the toaster (again), but one problem - cant shut the bloody thing up.

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klariza
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Posted: 17th Nov 2003 17:15
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lol a toaster obssessed thread - brilliant
@moonshine - how do u modify a toaster so it can talk? well in my world all u would have to do is insert a special A.I chip just behind the screen
(no i am not mad - this is just part of my upcoming cartoons)

and poor megaton - i can assure u moonshine that if u steal many more of his/hers toasters - she'll do what that farmer did here in the UK and chase u about with a shotgun in their hands

I am obsessed by Toasters - especially talking ones...bizaare really isn't it?
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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 17th Nov 2003 19:04
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damn straight.

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Chris K
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Posted: 17th Nov 2003 22:52 Edited at: 17th Nov 2003 22:52
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I'm sorry, I accidently stepped into a forum about a talking toaster.



I'll just leave.

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ReD_eYe
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toast is very good! what is evryones favourite stuff on toast, and what setting do you have the toaster on?
mine-peanut butter on thick sliced bread, not burned!


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I like Warburtons super toastie!! With lots of butter!!! Cant stand thin toast, gotta be thick!

klariza - Dont shoot, im too young to die!

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Chris K
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Posted: 17th Nov 2003 23:19
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Slightly off topic (not that talking toasters aren't),

But doesn't the ball in this picture just keep bouncing?

Have the Mods found some way of cheating the laws of thermal dynamics and created Perpetual Motion?

Someone call the Nobel Prize judges.

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Chris K
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Posted: 17th Nov 2003 23:30
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Too late. I've already bribed the judges.

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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 18th Nov 2003 00:32
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what ever keeps you of the toasters...

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Chris K
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Posted: 18th Nov 2003 00:37
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http://www.toasterstoasters.co.uk/

That should keep me from going cold turkey.

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DivW
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Posted: 18th Nov 2003 02:09
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I'm DivW, Or Dave, i'm a sorta new guy, but i like posting and reading at these forums. I never really introduced myself when i first appeared, i'm a DB Recruit (I guess that's just above Newbie). I mostly post in my Computing Class in School, and the guys who sit next to me are always typing silly things, and making "suggestions". Guy on my Left is Dougie, or, if you're me, Shougity Dougity Doug. Of, if you're him, Shougmeister. Don't ask me. Guy on my Right is Steve, who hovers around there Forums under the alias SetvKay, which is his handle everywhere he goes. I don't have any anmies on the Forums...that i know about... (it says Ninja but it looks like a caffine fuelled student to me)

I hover around the General Forums most of the time. See ya- Dave

Your soul...it tastes like chicken

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Don Malone
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Posted: 18th Nov 2003 05:05
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Hi Dave!

Want Moonshine to make you some toast?

I'll even throw in a cup of coffee

How did we get to talking about the toaster again?
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Akira Tsunami
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Posted: 18th Nov 2003 06:49
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there is no such thing as 'newbie'. i am new to this forum(a few months) but i am not new to coding.i have been coding for over 6 years,and i do fairly advanced stuff such as assembler.
Welcome to DarkBASIC Forum!
cheers!


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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 18th Nov 2003 08:29
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please.........no more.......no more toasters!!!!

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M00NSHiNE
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Posted: 18th Nov 2003 10:57
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Woohahahahahahahahahahah!!! Toasters!!!! Toaster torture!!!

OK sorry, I'll stop now. Coughtoasterscough.

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Chris K
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Posted: 18th Nov 2003 12:45
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Good old megatron, just when this thread looks like its heading back to what it was originally meant to be about, he just slips in a little toaster related post. Subtle but effective.

I'm loving it.

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DivW
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Did someone say toast? Sounds good to me! But i don't like coffee. Make it a Coke and you've got a date.

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Chris K
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Posted: 18th Nov 2003 14:35 Edited at: 18th Nov 2003 14:36
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Quote: "... I don't like coffee. Make it a coke..."


I'm trying to make a coffee into a coke but its not working. All I've managed to get thus far is dirty, luke warm, old coffee with little things floating in it.

This is what I'm doing at the moment



Any suggestions?

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Does the cokefee talk? Why not try putting the toaster in a washing machine?

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Chris K
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Posted: 18th Nov 2003 15:21
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Now I've got this:-



It works but I'm getting a really low framerate.

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klariza
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hmmmm vanilla cooooke!!!!!! anyone tried that yet?
i think it is the best thing invented next to coke original and talking toasters
hehehehe and hi there DivW (sorry forgotten real name already) abd welcome
i am a total beginner at programming and at 3d modelling come to that as well.
i am at the mo' making a rocket in maya and i am supposed to make it fly.......... and then crash.
so far so good - i have had no probs so far - i have completed the rocket itself and the ground. (nothing too special u c) now all i have to do is animate it - ooo this will be fun

I am obsessed by Toasters - especially talking ones...bizaare really isn't it?
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Does the rocket talk or produce cokefee/vanilla cokefee?

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Is it a vanilla rocket with a washing machine that makes talking toast?

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Almost definately

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I've now got de-caf support for the cokefee program.

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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 18th Nov 2003 22:07
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and its not megatron its megaton! Why do ppl keep calling me "megatron" ?!

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Oh right. Like the hammer in Zelda.

I thought you were obsessed with Transformers.

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klariza
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i confess that i prob called u megatron instread of megaton, but u c the 'T' button and the 'R' button are soooooo close together u c
As for the Rocket - it is online for all too see - altho there are some serious flaws - for example - i can only create my renders in playblast mode (maya speak here) as my pooter (or software) can't seem to beable to compile it in batch render mode - thus meaning u miss out on the lighting effects and colours effects - other than that - u c the rocket launch and then crash back to ground and bounce off

I am obsessed by Toasters - especially talking ones...bizaare really isn't it?
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Hmmmm. Bouncy rockets.

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Megaton Cat
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Quote: "I thought you were obsessed with Transformers"


(ahh geez, wrong immpressions galore)
*runs out of room sobbing*

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Hey Chris.

Have you tried stirring instead of shaking.

Wait.....

Never mind.

Thats not coffee. My bad.

Hey Dave. I usually don't drink Coke, I can get you a Pepsi though.
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o_O shiney toaster... ...we are all stuck in time !!!

Does the noise in my head bother you?
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Your toaster cannot defeat my of ! En garde!

--Mouse: Famous (Avatarless) Fighting Furball

A very nice %it, indeed.
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Fight, fight, fight....

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Megaton Cat
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I bet 50 lines of code on mouse...any other takers?


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Chris K
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I bet two smilies.

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klariza
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i would rather bet on the toaster with its super powers personally

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