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Geek Culture / Game: Wish Corruption

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Zero Blitzt
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This game is definitely a good way to learn how to make wishes and also how to be specific

Basically, a user posts a wish, and the next user must grant them that wish, but it must be corrupted in some way. Example:

I wish I knew the future.
Granted, but nobody will believe you when you describe the future to them.

OK, lets start.
I wish I could live forever, thus perfecting my coding abilities.

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if you live forever eventually there will be no one to see your coding abilities...


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My bad powersoft.

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[/b]hey i answered that



[b]I Wish that wishes come true unless the wishes wisher is psychopath and not male. however if the wishes wisher is male its ok


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Granted, but now women's rights activists are going to burn your house down or something scary like that.

I wish to be the luckiest businessman alive. I will roll around in income, invest it in multiple industries to get more income, and give a bunch of it away to beat down my greed.

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but then you will have to give all your money away else you face discrimination charges against ppl you dont give it too....


I WISH I WAS CLEVER


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[i]Granted, but no-one will belive your 'ultimate theory' on the universe and you will become so depressed that you will give yourself papercuts until you die[img]

I wish I knew how to make a perfect wish.

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Surreal Studio IanG
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but if you did this whole thread would be pointless


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MiR
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Granted but you could never wish it.

I wish I had a ferrari enzo


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granted - but you will only drive it in to a brick wall


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i wish i could have a multi processor alienware pc (one of the 3d content creation ones)


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Yay, it´s time to check the enzo´s air bags.
Edited due to new post.


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continuing from IanG

Granted, but it is only a picture on a piece of cardboard

I wish I could control time and space


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granted, but your watch won't work.

I wish I were a wizard

(lol @ powersoft's bad grammar: pretence)


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Granted, but you will be executed for witchery

I wish the spammers would go away


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Granted, but new spammers will come again

I wish I had a million bucks.

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granted, but its from a country that doesn't exist

I wish I could prove that 3 = 7


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granted, but because of it all your code stops working.

I wish I were an omni potent god


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Granted ... oh I'm sorry, I thought you said impotent!

I wish I had hair!

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Granted, but its all on your back.

I wish I had a huuuuuuuuge steak right now. With A1 Steaksause.

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Granted but the steak is still on the hoof.

I wish that I could complete my projects.

Wasting CPU Cycles since the 286 was a hot machine.
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Granted, they're all finished and really craptastic

I wish that I had ten thousand $ in cash in my pocket...

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Granted, but you have 1000 pounds of child p0rn in glued to your forehead.

I wish that I had a nice loft, enough money to live alone(but not TOO much), and a shareware company.

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Granted, but shareware is more or less out of style and your company won't make it far. soon you'll be out of money.

I wish I knew whether or not there was a God - be it the Christian God, and Hindu Gods, etc...


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but then you'd have nothing to wish on.

I wish that shareware was in style.(which it is HZence)

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granted, but the shareware you sell is out of style

I wish people weren't too idiotic and judged people on what they really were instead of what they looked like, their skin color, their beliefs, etc


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But then you'd have noone to hate.

I wish that everything was perfect

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Granted, but you're imperfect so we'll have to get rid of you.

I wish U6 would come out soon.



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Granted but your banned from TGC and not allowed to upgrade.

I wish all the games I ever made or will make were/are/will be better than every other game.


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Granted, but then Microsoft's going to buy you out and 97% of the games' profit will go to Bill's new car.

I wish we had some presidential candidates with an IQ higher than 95.

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Granted but Bush still comes out on top.

I wish I had it all

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Granted, but all is never enough.

I wish people were not inherently stupid.


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Granted, but then everyone would be smarter than you.

I wish I had a beautiful wife, who loves me.

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granted but she will end up leaving you for another ritcher man

i wish pink floyd would go on tour i wasnt alive to see one before

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Granted, but Britany Spears is the new singer.

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no

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I wish that all 'rude boys' 'gabstas' and 'pimps' (and all other retarded teenage MTV/KISS lovers) were eradicated from the face of the planet.

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But then there'd be noone to flame

I wish that my name was joe.

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Granted, but everyone will call you 'Dave'.

I wish I could repeat this week over again.

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Granted, but you have to do the exact same things.

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Wish?


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I wish I could safely wish for anything I wish to wish for...


A man finds a lamp on the ground, rubs it, and a genie appears.
"I will grant you any two wishes you desire", The genie says and continues, "But you may not wish for more wishes."
The man thinks for a moment then replies, "I wish I could wish for more wishes."

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Granted, but when the time comes for wishing, you wont be able to decide on what to wish for and the genie will curse you for holding him up.

I wish DarkBASIC would eat BlitzBASIC.

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Granted, but Rich would die and give the company to the BlitzBASIC people.

I wish that I be exactly as I am now, without changing anything AT ALL.

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Granted,
but you can't breathe, think, or move, or die.

I wish to create the world's fastest supercomputer using only my mind and requiring no effort or sacrifice.


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Granted, but your mind is too expensive for anybody to mass produce the computer and when you die it will vanish because it is still directly linked to your mind.

I wish I could jump over skyscrapers and sustain no falling damage.

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Granted, but you will not be able to eat, thus will die painfully

I wish I was very wealthy, married+in love with a beautiful wife, with whom I make love frequently.

Oh no! Chrissy had used her powers to turn herself into a hideous man-eating giant!
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Granted, but you do so so frequently that your wife just gets worn out and you waste all your money in other solutions.

I wish knowledge could be downloaded and transferred to our brains via USB.

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Granted, but a hacker will break through security and release viruses all over your brain.

I wish that aliens existed and were friendly.

Oh no! Chrissy had used her powers to turn herself into a hideous man-eating giant!
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Granted, but there's always bigger aliens.

I wish for another chance.

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