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Ilya
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Granted, but you shread your tree.

I wish dat.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
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Manticore Night
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Granted, but your pointing at a picture of you in a tree shreder.

I wish that I won this game.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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Oneka
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granted but then you find out that it never ends

I wish I had GTA San Andreas...


Making better games everday!
Oh yeah and just so you know its Oh-nek-a not One-ka!
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Granted but the disc is scratched so badly you could never get it to work.

I wish the next GTA was set in Washington!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Ilya
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Granted, but it's a virus that blows your head off.

I wish dat was funny.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
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Manticore Night
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Granted, but it's already funny. And you wish is wasted. So the genie shoots you for no reason.

I wish I was a hammer.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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Avan Madisen
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Granted but you never recover from the beating you suffer from those DIY people!

I wish for, ehem, a sense of security!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Ilya
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Granted, but it lies and tells you to jump off a cliff.

I wish I could corrupt corruptions.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
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Mr Underhill
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Granted, but now everyone who got their corruptions corrupted comes over to kill you.

I wish I could grant my own wishes, no strings attached (not like a Genie, who is limited by his/her/its lamp/ring/other object).

Heh, I dare ya to corrupt that one!

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I mean.... not.. that i.... new that already.... i figured... maybe... CRUD! IM A NERD! -Ion Stream"
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Avan Madisen
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Granted but all you have to give me £1,000,000 for every wish you grant!

I wish for a google £50 notes. (for those who don't know, a google is 10^100)

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Ilya
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Arg... apollo.
Test post so I can read the thread.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
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Ilya
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Granted, but I steal them from you and you can't move because you shoved half of them up your a$$.

I wish you did that.

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Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
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Avan Madisen
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Granted but it was you a$$ not mine.

I wish for end to all this...

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Ilya
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Granted, but "all this" is you living.

I wish I had no school.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
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Avan Madisen
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Granted but it also means no job, no money, no life, no nothing.

Quote: "Granted, but "all this" is you living."
that's kind of what I was wishing for!

I vish for a vantage over the vorld!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Granted, but your Vantage car falls to the ground with you in it.

I wish George Bush was impeached...

Quote: "A kilobyte is 1024 bytes, not 1028.
I mean.... not.. that i.... new that already.... i figured... maybe... CRUD! IM A NERD! -Ion Stream"
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Avan Madisen
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Granted but for some strange reason his popularity shoots up after he is seen wearing a giant peach outfit...

I wish censored was banned.

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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The dude guy
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Granted but the forums fall apart

I wish 4 things:

1.This wish will not be corrupted
2.The genie will not get mad at me
3.Nobody will not grant this
4.I could get Everquest Platinum edition (Because my mom won't let me play anything with blood or games where you shoot people )

Here's my forums www.andrewtamalunas.proboards28.com . Please join!

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Ilya
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1. It won't.
2. OK, but he likes to torture people.
3. You never specified how much time they have, which will be infinity.
4. You think it sucks and you burn it.
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5. You can't grant without corrupting, thus destroying wishes 1 and 3.

Anyway:

Yez, but da genie rips your head off because he thinks it's funny.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
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Three Score
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weheres the wish

i guess i get a free wish

i wish that there was world peace

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granted but only in my sig



I wish I could make a better sig...

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Ilya
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Granted, but "better" is a sig so bad that it makes people puke when they see it, and that's "better" to you because you like to see people puke(or so the geine assumes)

I wish ******************************************************************.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
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Mx5 kris
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granted but it equals you being gay.




i wish my sig was yghghghgghggggghhgggreeenfghggfggredhhjjhgghyellowhghggghandyuhggftffblue

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Granted, but then nobody takes you seriously and the mods delete all your posts, because they assume they will be idiotic.

I wish that I was the only guy on earth for a day so all the hot chicks wanted to screw me, AND I can't catch an STD.

wtf?
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Granted you catch ebola the night before and you end up in ICU!

I wish for decent nights sleep, for once!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Granted, but you don't wake up from that sleep.

I wish I knew French.

wtf?
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Damokles
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Granted, but then Manticore would insist to get your best friend

I wish I knew chinese

- Mind the gap -
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granted but
smart=+3
if (knowledge_of_french=1)
knowledge=-2

else

knowledge=smart

endif



I wish that I could make a better sig.

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Quote: "Granted, but "better" is a sig so bad that it makes people puke when they see it, and that's "better" to you because you like to see people puke(or so the geine assumes)"


I wish there were more chicks on the forums.

wtf?
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granted but only one-you



I wish there is a copter in my brain

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Avan Madisen
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Granted but it brings a whole new meaning to having your head in the clouds. (a rather mussy meaning actually)

I wish I was a punching bag.

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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granted but you were made of dynomite


I wish I was a Giant M1 Ahbram Tank to kill all


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Granted, but then you have to kill me.

I wish my homework got done magically for me.

wtf?
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Avan Madisen
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Granted but it was all done wrong.

I wish I was left-handed.

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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granted but
if left=1 or right =1
1=right
endif



I wish I could be an uber l33t c00l 8u8e.

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Ilya
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Granted, but you have to give up your computer and you will be shot in 2 years.

I wish someone would run this in DBP:


Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
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granted but I did on my computer as it was being taken away



I wish I had a planet.

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Ilya
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Granted, but it's shoved up your a$$.

I wish you really ran that code on a computer somebody would use within an hour.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
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granted but it is sucky code so they disregard it.





I wish I knew what that code does (really. Tell me.)

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Ilya
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Granted, but you have to run it first.

I wish for a wish of a wish.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
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Mx5 kris
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dude really. Tell me. I ran it, and it did nothing.

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Ilya
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Are you using below NT?

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95.

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oops, 98.

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Mx5 kris
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should I run it on my gaming pc? I am on my old pc.....

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Ilya
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You need NT+.
I should adapt it for 95/98.

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Mx5 kris
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What does it do???

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Ilya
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It displays some text and then "stops" your PC.

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Mx5 kris
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like pauses it?

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Ilya
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Sort of, except you can't unpause untill you restart.

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