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Geek Culture / I'm going on 'Who Want's To Be A Millionaire'

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Jess T
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Posted: 29th Mar 2005 01:11
Aww, that's a shame... oh well.

Quote: "They told me I should wear dark, basic clothes"


ROFLMAO! That's a good one


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Posted: 29th Mar 2005 01:36
Here's a tip, if they ask you what's the best metal band on the planet, say Metallica you'll be sure to get it right . Also, let us know when you're on. Good luck.

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Posted: 29th Mar 2005 03:13
Quickly! Put these events in chronological order!!!

A. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
B. All the kings horses and all the kings men
C. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
D. Couldn't put Humpty together again

I butchered that song. Bleh.


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Posted: 29th Mar 2005 03:17 Edited at: 29th Mar 2005 03:17


David T
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Posted: 29th Mar 2005 03:23
You should do something really out of the blue when walking off with your cheque, like "MONSTER RAVING LOONEY PARTY FOREVER!!!".

You'd get on the front page of The Sun at least.

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Posted: 29th Mar 2005 03:31
Just screaming "WIFE IS DEATH! HOW? NO IDEA! BUT IS MURDER!" would work pretty well

P.S. I can't watch the show so somebody here tape it please !

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Posted: 29th Mar 2005 05:47
Quote: "WIFE IS DEATH! HOW? NO IDEA! BUT IS MURDER!" "

well..actually it was more like "Your wife is death. How? NO idea. But it is murder. REVENGE!!!!! "

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Posted: 29th Mar 2005 06:36
Chris Tarrant, Jasper Carrott, and a couple of others own WWTBA£M. Jasper Carrott is one of the richest people in Show Biz in the UK, who would have thought it!

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Posted: 29th Mar 2005 07:11
You should use Raven as your 'phone a friend' cause lets face it , he knows everything

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Posted: 29th Mar 2005 08:11
Yeah, but they only have 30 secs to answer

Anyhow, don't blurt out anything, they just won't air it. Instead try to make a normal everyday sentence, that when taken another way could possibly make people realise you are actually the anti-christ. Or somesuch.

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Posted: 29th Mar 2005 09:26 Edited at: 29th Mar 2005 09:27
Quote: "Yeah, but they only have 30 secs to answer "


Lol, ROFLMAO




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Posted: 30th Mar 2005 01:23
Someone tape it and upload it onto the internet or something.... because we don't recieve televion broadcasts from across the ocean...

My cat's secret lab satellite dish might pick it up, but I don't think she'd like it if I used it to watch TV very much.


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Posted: 30th Mar 2005 01:40
Good luck on getting past the fastest finger first bit. Some of them are really difficult. If it's a simple one putting stuff in alphabetical order and you get it wrong, your mates are gonna rib you for the rest of your life.

Just pray the other 9 players are idiots, so at least a few of you get onto the chair. What will be annoying is if some clever clogs gets first go and ties up most of hour by himself.

I might tape it and turn it into an mpeg or something so we can all admire your genius (or laugh at your stupidity )

Boo!
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Posted: 30th Mar 2005 02:36
Quote: "I might tape it and turn it into an mpeg or something so we can all admire your genius (or laugh at your stupidity )"


Thanks it would be great if you could because I lack the equipment to do it myself (including VCR!)

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Posted: 30th Mar 2005 03:30
But not afterwards eh? How about a nice 85 inch Samsung plasma to watch the recordings (on bluray recordable disks)?

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Jess T
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Posted: 31st Mar 2005 00:29
Daz, have I told you lately how I'm your bestest friend?

"bluray", eh?
They really shouda ran that by some geeks before they came up with the name - it sounds too much like Blury ( just like sexay is an extension of sexy, which I just happen to say alot ).

Anyhoo...

Good luck on Monday


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Posted: 31st Mar 2005 02:03
How much have you spent on calling the question line?

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Posted: 31st Mar 2005 04:07
Quote: "How much have you spent on calling the question line?"


£2 - I called them twice. Once in January then again about three weeks ago

You have no idea how nervous I am about it. Everytime I think about it my pulse races to what feels like 500 bpm!

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Posted: 31st Mar 2005 04:41
I don't know, maybe its the bald head and glasses, but you remind me of David Cross.

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Posted: 31st Mar 2005 06:58
who he?

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Posted: 31st Mar 2005 09:19
Quote: "the Weakest link wasn't as nasty to people when it went to the US."

That's because the americans turned it into a comedy.

Scraggle - as you're going on tv, I have three words for you:

You poor sod!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Posted: 2nd Apr 2005 02:21
Quote: "who he?"

David Cross is from Mr. Show

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Posted: 2nd Apr 2005 03:01
I've never heard of him or his show

However, a swift foray into the world of Google tells me who he is and I have to say I really can't see the resemblance.





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Posted: 2nd Apr 2005 15:53
Ahh, he's the guy from MIB.


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Posted: 2nd Apr 2005 16:35
... and the Brother from Just Shoot Me!


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Posted: 2nd Apr 2005 17:54
There's definately a resemblance..


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Posted: 2nd Apr 2005 22:05
There's no resemblance...the loose link that this 'resemblance' comes from is the same thing as two white guys looking similar...they are similar in one way... (at least I think it is...wearing glasses and being fully/partially bald is not similarity)

I don't see why people think that 133b is spelt 1337?!
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Posted: 2nd Apr 2005 23:53
God, how can you people go totally off subject and keep hounding the bloke about how amazingly gay he looks?

No, instead we should keep to what we are all here for. Yes, hounding him about loaning us money for expensive things Come on mate, I'm only talking about a gold body kit for me car

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Posted: 2nd Apr 2005 23:54
Ang on, did I say loan?...

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Posted: 3rd Apr 2005 00:24
You say I look amazingly gay and then ask me for money?

Have you completely lost your mind?

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Posted: 3rd Apr 2005 00:42 Edited at: 3rd Apr 2005 00:43
Quote: " You say I look amazingly gay and then ask me for money?"
I guess that depends on your viewpoint....

Anyway sailer boy, you will be so loaded that you won't mind giving me a fair bit of money to upgrade my VDU. My current one but set up on a frame with 3 other ones would be nice. Should give me a 40.2 inch screen with 3200x2400 resolution. Now come on, don't be tight....

Cheers

Ps. If you are a bit of a thickie then I will settle for some Jaffa cakes. Suddenly have a craving...

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Posted: 3rd Apr 2005 18:25
good luck

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Posted: 3rd Apr 2005 18:47
Quote: "good luck"


Thanks! It's tomorrow ... My bowels are doing some strange things

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Can somebody record this? It's quite difficult watching it when I'm in The Netherlands

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Posted: 3rd Apr 2005 20:44 Edited at: 3rd Apr 2005 20:45

....Scraggle.................................Matt Lucas....

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Posted: 4th Apr 2005 06:36 Edited at: 4th Apr 2005 06:47
Now THERE is a remsemblance!!!

Handsome chap that Matt Lucas

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Posted: 4th Apr 2005 15:17
It's today

I leave for the ITV studios in 30 minutes. I will return either tomorrow night or wednesday. I'll let you know how I got on.

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did you win money?


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Posted: 4th Apr 2005 18:09
Did you win something other than money?


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Did You actually get to play at all or was it a waste of about 2 pounds? I would probably never make it past that first little bit with the other people unless I start training now. Anyway hope you won a million and remember me as your longlost pal who conveniently shows up to borrow a hundred thousand and then conveniently dissapears Yep thats me!
(Oh and ill do this to you so the cops wont have a good description )
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GOOD LUCK

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Hehe, I can just see how it could go horribly wrong if Scraggle getssome Computer Orientated question wrong or something.

He would be very brave (or very stupid) to come back on the forums.....

Hey but good luck even though you have gone anyway, Caio

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Quote: "I leave for the ITV studios in 30 minutes. I will return either tomorrow night or wednesday"


2 hours later...
Quote: "did you win money?"


Jerico, let's hope you never go on and get a "Put these events in Chronological Order" type Question!

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@BatVink: lol,

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Posted: 4th Apr 2005 22:04
GOOD LUCK!

I'm rooting for you, scraggle! Win yourself lotsa money, and put Dark, Basic clothes on the map! WORT!

*mumbles*He can do it, I know he can... He'll WIN*


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Yeah uh.. why is everyone asking questions about something that hasn't yet happened?

Good luck Scraggle, don't lose to those furry green muppets.


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GOOD LUCK MATE!!

Im in the uk but when is it showing ?

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Quote: "Im in the uk but when is it showing ?"


Apparently the 30th of April.


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Cool, Cant wait lol.

And if he wins. He will be the only RICH gay in the villadge lol

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Hey BatVink don't take it out on J2D, he's a "special child"

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