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The Slayer
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Posted: 20th May 2017 22:38
Quote: "I wonder? Who will also get points?"

Uhm......you just did, Sepp! Unless you wanna give them to someone else ?

I guess I will take this page, though! \m/

And, next I will continue on my Judas Priest 'Painkiller' cover! I'll be back though...just not sure when..!
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Posted: 20th May 2017 22:54
Guys, we're officially at half a million posts!
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Posted: 21st May 2017 03:52
Uh, I hate to be that guy, but 50,000 isn't half of 1,000,000

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Posted: 21st May 2017 04:22 Edited at: 21st May 2017 04:22
Quote: "Guys, we're officially at half a million posts!"

Quote: "Uh, I hate to be that guy, but 50,000 isn't half of 1,000,000 "

Exactly...do your maths, bro!

BUT...I don't actually care...because...THIS is MY page...therefore, I claim all points earned by anyone on this page to be MINE...multiplied eternally!
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Posted: 21st May 2017 04:46 Edited at: 21st May 2017 04:47
Quote: "BUT...I don't actually care...because...THIS is MY page...therefore, I claim all points earned by anyone on this page to be MINE...multiplied eternally"

Points are a quantity of worth, but eternity is a projection of time. If you multiply points by time, it cannot possibly exceed the speed of light. However since you're are choosing an infinite amount of time multiplied by a finite amount of points, it will bend the Spacepoint Continuum causing all points ever to be collected to simultaneously exist. Since many of these points belong to other forum members, you are guilty of theft. Furthermore, by simultaneously taking control of every post on this thread, you are guilty of many more crimes, including but not limited to Moderator impersonation, debate about banned topics, and other really bad stuff

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Posted: 21st May 2017 05:17 Edited at: 21st May 2017 05:18
Quote: "Uh, I hate to be that guy, but 50,000 isn't half of 1,000,000"
Quote: "Exactly...do your maths, bro!"
Lol. Gotcha! You guys thought I was serious?
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Posted: 21st May 2017 06:12
Quote: "Lol. Gotcha! You guys thought I was serious?"

Pff no, never

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Posted: 21st May 2017 08:40
Ha, good. I was worried for a minute! I have $50,000 dollars, so I'm half way to becoming a millionaire. You guys made me question that for a minute!
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Posted: 21st May 2017 10:41
Quote: "Ha, good. I was worried for a minute! I have $50,000 dollars, so I'm half way to becoming a millionaire. You guys made me question that for a minute!"

It's funny because that makes sense


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Posted: 21st May 2017 10:47
Quote: "Haha tricked you, I bet you all reread that 10 times trying to figure it out"
Ha! Joke's on you, I only reread it 3 times.
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Posted: 21st May 2017 11:28
Quote: "Uh, I hate to be that guy, but 50,000 isn't half of 1,000,000"

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Posted: 21st May 2017 11:35
Quote: "Ha! Joke's on you, I only reread it 3 times"

Ah! But you have two eyes, so since each of them read it, that makes it 6 times. Now it's a reasonable assumption that you're tired at the moment since most people are always tired. This means that your eyes would have been slightly affected by REM. The rapid movements would certainly cause you to see each letter approximately 1.65 times, which coincidentally, when multiplied by 6, equals 10 which is exactly how many times I said you would read it!

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Posted: 21st May 2017 12:15 Edited at: 21st May 2017 12:15
Quote: "1.65 times, which coincidentally, when multiplied by 6, equals 10"
Nah, you forgot to add the extra zero. Always add an extra zero when multiplying 2 numbers. So I read it 100 times. You're off by an order of magnitude!
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Posted: 21st May 2017 12:50
Quote: "Nah, you forgot to add the extra zero. Always add an extra zero when multiplying 2 numbers. So I read it 100 times. You're off by an order of magnitude!"

I must concede you point, the logic is too strong to argue with

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Posted: 21st May 2017 13:01
Quote: "User abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890!@#$%^&* (also known as The Slayer, but with everybodys names in there too) has been banned due to the illegal time traveling."

So, when can I post again, dear easter bunny mod? Hmm...I guess now, because it seems that my post comes through .
Wooooow...I knew that we're all just a number on this planet, but that I had such a cooooool number, I didn't know, lol! Thanks!

I'm not a math expert or scientist, but for once, I understood ALL the math and logic on my page. Weird...
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Posted: 21st May 2017 13:16
And this is when a mod steps in takes the joke too far and actually bans him.

Oh, I could do that, couldn't I?
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Posted: 21st May 2017 14:43
Quote: "Oh, I could do that, couldn't I?"

If you give me your points .
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Posted: 21st May 2017 15:55
Now that would be a bannable offence.
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Posted: 21st May 2017 17:09
Quote: "So, when can I post again, dear easter bunny mod? Hmm...I guess now, because it seems that my post comes through "

Gosh darn it, time traveling around your ban already I see

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Posted: 21st May 2017 18:08
Quote: "Now that would be a bannable offence."

Hmm...can I also be banned for not creating a cover of Judas Priest's song Painkiller?

Quote: "Gosh darn it, time traveling around your ban already I see"

Time traveling has it's purpose, yeps

Btw...POINTS!
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Posted: 21st May 2017 20:35
Quote: "Hmm...can I also be banned for not creating a cover of Judas Priest's song Painkiller?"


It's okay, these kids saved you with their cover of You've Got Another Thing Coming instead.



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Posted: 21st May 2017 21:03
Quote: "It's okay, these kids saved you with their cover of You've Got Another Thing Coming instead."

You could say, they've got him covered.
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Posted: 21st May 2017 22:06 Edited at: 21st May 2017 22:06
Quote: "It's okay, these kids saved you with their cover of You've Got Another Thing Coming instead."

Quote: "You could say, they've got him covered."

But...I don't want to get covered...which song of mine are they covering anyways, lol...? Besides...'You've Got Another Thing Coming' is too easy, lol!
Oh...and they play it too slow as well. This is much better :

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Posted: 21st May 2017 22:11
At first glance I thought he was in full Spiderman costume. Watching someone in full Spiderman costume play Priest covers would be excellent (nudge nudge, hint hint).
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Posted: 21st May 2017 22:27
Quote: "Watching someone in full Spiderman costume play Priest covers would be excellent (nudge nudge, hint hint)."

Hmm...that's not a bad idea, lol...it would cover my face and protect me against bad comments if I mess up a few notes !
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Posted: 21st May 2017 23:00
Quote: "Hmm...that's not a bad idea, lol...it would cover my face and protect me against bad comments if I mess up a few notes"


Funny, the band I just linked wrote a song about that:

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So I just noticed something interesting in Windows Explorer... I have .java files set to open with N++ by default. So I have a .bat file that opens the command prompt in the current directory as well as a few .java files there. If you select the java file and the bat file at the same time and hit enter, instead of opening the .java with N++ and running the .bat, it opens both of them in notepad

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Posted: 22nd May 2017 23:28 Edited at: 22nd May 2017 23:29
It's strange downloading games with steam....


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Posted: 23rd May 2017 04:58
15% of my Painkiller cover is done...\m/
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Posted: 23rd May 2017 08:29
Good job!

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Posted: 23rd May 2017 09:24
!boj dooG
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Posted: 23rd May 2017 13:48
flesyM - ".nuf yrev s'tI .netfo os od I dna ,flesym gnitouq yojne etiuq od I"

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Posted: 23rd May 2017 18:30
Quote: "Good job!"

.riS ,ouy knahT
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Posted: 23rd May 2017 21:26
My name's not riS!

.kidding Just
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How is this possible?

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Posted: 24th May 2017 04:31 Edited at: 24th May 2017 04:31
Quote: "How is this possible?"
Well you see, I'm moving the speed of light + 1. Therefore, certainty of my physical position in space is negative, therefore I have no position, therefore I do not exist. Do you exist?
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Posted: 24th May 2017 04:54 Edited at: 24th May 2017 04:57
Quote: "Therefore, certainty of my physical position in space is negative"

If you're moving in space in a negative direction, then you're going backwards, which means that you must have a position, even though it is negative. So that means...you're not here...but there...somewhere...back in time.

Quote: "I'm moving the speed of light + 1"

Also..hum...now that I reread your post...something is wrong here......if you're going at the speed of light +1, then you must be moving forward...so...that makes it impossible to go in a negative direction/position.
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Quote: "Well you see, I'm moving the speed of light + 1"

You didn't reference that. Remember, Wikipedia does not count as a reliable reference. They must be peer reviewed academic journals. You cannot make a claim unless somebody else has already said it's true

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Posted: 24th May 2017 12:29
And you can't move the speed of light + 1, because you're going in a negative direction in space .

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Posted: 24th May 2017 20:37
You're all wrong, you heathens you! My theories and opinions thruths are not to be questioned!








Just kidding, of course.
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Whew, you almost got me there, good thing you added that truthful disclaimer... Although since you just previously posted that you're always right, but then said you aren't, how do we know you were right when you said you arent always right?? What if you were wrong when you said you're not always right which leaves your previous statement left for consideration?


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Posted: 25th May 2017 04:34
Right, left...true, false...negative, positive...it's all so confusing...why can't people just talk binairy?? Hmmm...now that I think about that...binairy is also...on, off...right, left...wrong, right...!! The whole world is so confusing...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghh !!
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Posted: 25th May 2017 07:42 Edited at: 25th May 2017 07:47
Speaking of binriarry and on/off, I literally just finished a uni workshop about integration by substitution and we had to integrate 12x*sin(x^2) from 0 to root(pi).
u = x^2 | u' = 2x
f = sin()
integrate f to get -cos
insert u to get -cos(x^2), then divine everything by u'
which gives (12x*-cos(x^2))/2x
which is 6*-cos(x^2).

To evaluate this from 0 to root(pi), you solve it for x=root(pi) then subtract for x=0
Which gives this:
6*-cos(Pi) - (6*-cos(0))

Cos(Pi)=-1 and cos (0)=1
Which makes the solution this:
(6*--1)-(6*-1)

Which is why I'm posting it here, cos there are so many negatives in it

I also got the answer wrong since I messed up my signs and it wasn't until after that I figured it out

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Posted: 25th May 2017 13:30
Quote: "I also got the answer wrong since I messed up my signs and it wasn't until after that I figured it out "

And you also diviNed it, instead of diviDing !
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"Why do you like trigonometry?"
Just cos.

"Why do priests forbid trigonometry?"
Too much sin.

"Why do mathematicians spend so much time in the sun?"
So they can get a sweet tan.

"What's a mathematician's favourite animal?"
A hippopotenuse.

"Why do mathematicians like to stick together?"
So they can be adjacent to one and another.

"Which volcano are mathematicians most afraid will go off?"
SOHCAHTOA.

I can probably do more trigonometry jokes.


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Posted: 26th May 2017 01:12
K, dear metalheads...here's a very small part of my Judas Priest 'Painkiller' WIP cover! \m/
I recorded this part a week ago, and made significant progress since, but I wanted to give you guys an idea of what's coming .
Let me know what you think. Thanks!

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Sounds good so far, though I'm not a huge fan of the effects you used on the guitar.
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Quote: "Sounds good so far, though I'm not a huge fan of the effects you used on the guitar."

Thanks, mate! Hmm...what exactly you do not like about the guitarsound ?
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My motorbicycle! It verks! The engine is not powerful, sadly. But it still needs to break in and needs some other various adjustment. That and, the bike can still be pedaled. I figure, the engine makes around the same amount of power as a moderately athletic cyclist. I'm the opposite of an athletic cyclist, so it all balances out. It's like having an one extra average joe along for the ride to help you pedal.

If I were using the thing down at sea level though, and primarily on flat ground (that's what it's designed for), no pedaling would be required and it'd be quite the fun little machine. Where I'll be using it, there's a ton of hills and the elevation is about 9,000 feet, or very roughly 3,000 meters. Very high!
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