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TheComet
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Posted: 20th Jan 2015 17:01 Edited at: 20th Jan 2015 17:02
Quote: "It's OK, I've seen Wall-E."


REKT
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Apply liquid helium to burn

REKT checklist
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☑ REKT
☑ REKTangle
☑ SHREKT
☑ REKT-it Ralph
☑ Total REKTall
☑ The Lord of the REKT
☑ The Usual SusREKTs
☑ North by NorthREKT
☑ REKT to the Future
☑ Once Upon a Time in the REKT
☑ The Good, the Bad, and the REKT
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☑ eREKTile dysfunction


(also page)

I like offending people. People who get offended should be offended. -- Linus Torvalds
Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 20th Jan 2015 17:35 Edited at: 20th Jan 2015 17:36
Where's the internet speed topic when you need it?

MrValentine
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Posted: 20th Jan 2015 18:02 Edited at: 20th Jan 2015 18:34
pft 46 PING...

EDIT

Mine is average 31


Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 20th Jan 2015 18:37 Edited at: 20th Jan 2015 18:39
Quote: "How was she not banned from the store?"


Unfortunately, only the store manager his/herself can make that final decision, and it usually requires some kind of police report to back it up. If she HAD stolen items and had been caught on camera, I could have had my manager on duty call the police, but it would still be up to the store manager the next time he/she was in.

In other words there's a bunch of red tape corporate insists we go through because they don't want to alienate people.
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Quote: "she demanded I point her in the direction of yet another store"

"... Why didn't you lol"


Because at that point I decided that since she was torturing us so bad, she damn well better pay us for it. PLus I genuinely don't know any other liquor store close by that has better prices, except our big-name competitor who are genuine jerks and rude to customers. Oh darn, I REALLY should have sent her there... oh well
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WOW that WAS a long post!! Three things: 1) I got so angry reading that post and just wanted to grab that woman by the scruff of her neck and chuck her out the door; 2) You have WAAAAY better control over your temper; I would precariously balanced a big tin of rice bran oil on a high shelf behind her, then stood behind her so she tried run me over but instead got hit on the head with a big tin of oil; 3) What the heck is an electric cart??"


I got so angry that it kept me calm, as weird as that sounds. It's like my body was filled with so much adrenaline in the span of less than a minute it sent me into some kind of weird shock that wouldn't let me do what I really wanted to do, which is kick the woman out of the cart, drag her by her ankles, and throw her out of the store, with ragdoll physics enabled of course. Usually I'm a pretty cool guy, but I am nowhere near confrontational. If I sense someone is about to give me a hard time at the service desk, I start to get nervous and shake a tad bit (no one notices except for me, thankfully), and then when it's over I heave a big sigh of relief. One guy argued with me once about the tax on soda, which I have no control over... I refused to refund the ~5 cents on his little 20z bottle and he's never been back. Good riddance, I say!

Also, yes, an electric shopping cart is like an electric scooter with a shopping basket attached. Great for elderly people, but really it's the young and lazy people who use them the most. Just cause you're a few pounds overweight and lazy doesn't mean your entitled to something specifically designed for the elderly or those who just had some form of surgery.

Oh, and this story gets even worse. Remember how I said I ran past the lane as she was checking out? My poor coworker had to deal with her for 27 minutes, she didn't bring enough money and insisted on splitting the tiny order up into 6 separate transactions. 27 MINUTES. She was yelling at customers standing behind her because she was there first and needed to pay for her groceries.

All of my mangers are aware of her and she's considered public enemy #1 at our store for the moment, if we ever see her again and she starts treating us like her personal servants again? Hell no, that's not gonna fly. I'll page my store manager up right away and he'll deal with her. God I love having a store manager who actually has my back!


It's back, baby!
The Zoq2
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Posted: 20th Jan 2015 18:50
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In other words there's a bunch of red tape corporate insists we go through because they don't want to alienate people. "


I don't see why companies want to have policies like that. She probably alienated the person she ran over aswell as all the customers in the line behind her. She also destroyed a ton of products and yet for some reason, it's better to keep people like her around.

Say ONE stupid thing and it ends up as a forum signature forever. - Neuro Fuzzy
MrValentine
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Posted: 20th Jan 2015 19:11
Yodaman, just attack her! [Joking]

And be sure to say Arrrr! in the process

[Incoming Pirate Sayings Topic]

I have an embarrassing story from when I was in C&B...

Spilt hot soup on the organiser of an event worth thousands right smack bang into his lap

Fortunately he let me off

Oh crap I did it again...

Dar13
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Posted: 20th Jan 2015 19:16
Happy Cheesecake is back!

How you been? It's been a while, right?

P.S. I'm not sure if I'm making things up, but I swear I haven't seen you in a long while now.

Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 20th Jan 2015 19:44
Hehe, I'm always here, just lurking. I've always sort of been that way since I've been here. Doing good though, just making it through University and all that jazz. The transition from a Python class to a Java class for a beginner programmer is a little intense, but I'm managing. Attendance at the forum here is spotty as usual, but some things never change.

At least someone recognized me! Makes me smile, especially while I've made so little impact on the forum.
MrValentine
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Posted: 20th Jan 2015 19:47
Oh come on Happy Cheesecake, I think you were Forum VP once?

Dar13
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Posted: 20th Jan 2015 21:22
The forums are always spotty on Geek Culture but over at the AGK/FPSC:R board it's pretty lively.

budokaiman
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Posted: 20th Jan 2015 22:27
Quote: "At least someone recognized me! Makes me smile, especially while I've made so little impact on the forum"

I still remember just about everyone from when I first joined, but very few are still around so it's good to see when you come back.

"Giraffe is soft, Gorilla is hard." - Phaelax
Dark Java Dude 64
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Posted: 20th Jan 2015 23:10 Edited at: 20th Jan 2015 23:14
Quote: "I think you were Forum VP once?"
Quote: "My vice-presidential refrigerator. "
He was! And he owes me that refrigerator.

Quote: "REKT"
Am I missing something? It's been a while since I have seen Wall E.

What I do know is this: my house consists of many walls, named Wall A to Wall Z. There is a book shelf in front of Wall E, so I haven't seen it in a while.

TheComet
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Posted: 20th Jan 2015 23:18


I like offending people. People who get offended should be offended. -- Linus Torvalds
MrValentine
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Posted: 20th Jan 2015 23:35
Latest Steam Update...

Quote: "
Linux
Fixed a rare bug where Steam could delete user files when failing to start
"


Aahhahahahah

Dar13
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 00:23
The bug exists on Windows as well. Basically just a poor uninstall script. They didn't check for the existence of an environment variable and assumed it had valid data in it. Really stupid stuff, honestly.

MrValentine
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 00:34
I think I recall that, yeah... pretty silly...

Aertic
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 01:33
Cheesecake!!!!!!
Indicium
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 01:50
budokaiman - you use C++ right?
budokaiman
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 02:18
Quote: "budokaiman - you use C++ right?"

Yes

"Giraffe is soft, Gorilla is hard." - Phaelax
Clonkex
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 02:28
Quote: "That looks nice clonex, writing a custom flight controlller sounds like an interesting project but I don't think I know enough maths/physics to do it"


It's not that difficult! You basically just use a PID controller for each axis of rotation and a complementary filter to combine the gyro and accelerometer readings

Quote: "I have finally found a swedish store that sells FPV gear so I will probably buy some of that soon, perhaps when the snow melts. Unfortunley the only legal frequency without a ham license in Sweden is 5.8ghz which has relativley low penetrating power and 2.4 which I use for my flight radio."


Yeah, 5.8GHz isn't great for FPV when there's even a single tree between you and the aircraft, but it's also a very popular frequency and you can easily get FPV equipment on that frequency. I'll be using 2.4GHz for my FPV because my control frequency is 915MHz

Indicium
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 02:43
Quote: "Yes"


budokaiman - you use Skype, yes?
Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 04:09 Edited at: 21st Jan 2015 04:10
Quote: "I don't see why companies want to have policies like that. She probably alienated the person she ran over aswell as all the customers in the line behind her. She also destroyed a ton of products and yet for some reason, it's better to keep people like her around."


Ah, but this is America, where the only thing that matters is money, not people. Just look at our current economic state.

If I could move out of the country, I seriously would. I don't know where I'd want to live though, as every where has their own problems. But I'm getting really sick of my country's overall stupidity, our public education system is pretty much a joke. Of course that's not true of all school districts within the States, but generally speaking, each year it seems like the amount of work it takes to graduate becomes less and less. I only needed 17 credits when I graduated in 2010; my grandparents needed 34. Literally halved, in only three generations. Yeesh.

But on to more fun stuff now! I'm sick of this week and its stupidness already, seriously a dumb dumb week already. Found out my ex almost had a heart attack and was in the hospital the same day her brother had to go the ER for massive stomach pains. My mom's seemingly best friend of a couple years suddenly lost her mind and almost went violent on her. My dad's mother was in the hospital over the weekend, another friend walked out on their job as a waiter because a customer threatened to sue them (just because they forgot to bring the plate of side pickles they ordered but went back for them immediately), and now to top it all off I seem to be catching the stomach flu. I took like four doses of Pepto in order to stop feeling so nauseous.

This week can go die in a fire.

Thankfully, the higher powers that be (whether it's just pure Chance or something else) gave me a great sense of humor and helps me realize that stuff like this will blow over and seem utterly ridiculous in a couple of days. Really, I should write a comedy based on the last two and a half days alone and rake in all that money the movie would bring in.


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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 05:18
Guys, listen up. You have to see this.

http://youtu.be/W6oVbID45oc?t=9m34s

Watch at least the first minute, starting at 9:34.

I like offending people. People who get offended should be offended. -- Linus Torvalds
MrValentine
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 09:12
Hahahaha although silly it was enjoyable, funny enough I know some people around here that talk like the riddler

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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 12:49
MrValentine, do you C in any way?
MrValentine
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 13:55
C/C++/C#/C#.NET

Why do you ask?

Dark Java Dude 64
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 14:38
Crappy, low quality software is beginning to get on my nerves. Spotify! Yes, the green music player; what are its developers smoking?

Each night and each day, I allow my computer to sleep. It only makes sense to keep Spotify running when I sleep my computer, and it further makes sense to expect Spotify to work when I wake my computer from sleep, just like every other program out there. Does it do that? No! Most often, it simply refuses to play music when I click on songs. It just does nothing! No indication that it caught my click. When it does, on rare occasion, play songs after waking from sleep, it plays the incorrect song! Say I click in the fourth song in one album, Spotify will play the fourth song in a completely different album. This particular bug of playing the wrong song has been around for a long time. The lead development team must forget that arrays do in fact start with 0.

Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 17:02
Oh phwew. Whatever I thought I was catching seems to have gone away. Woke up this morning feelin' fine, which is great because I was not looking forward to calling in.

I have a feeling working 9 days in a row hasn't helped my health one bit, great that I have an 8 hour shift today

I am running out of time for NaGaCreMo. January is supposed to be the slow month at our store but it's been ridiculously busy, so everybody gets called in on their off days because we need extra help. When Friday rolls around, since it will be my first day off in two weeks, I'm ignoring my phone all day. I'll probably shut if off entirely and just sleep, sleep and sleep some more.

I will also work on my project as much as possible, try to get some kind of demo out that day. I should be able to without any problems, should only take an hour or so to get the winning/losing conditions working. Probably will mostly work on storing level data though, try to make it a lot more flexible!


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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 18:07 Edited at: 21st Jan 2015 18:09
Anyone seen RD's latest fan mail video? It's hilarious.

!!! WARNING - EXTREME LANGUAGE !!!
Love Letters to Richard Dawkins - YouTube

If the warning isn't sufficient for the content a mod can remove this post. I just thought others might enjoy it.
Ortu
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 18:13 Edited at: 21st Jan 2015 18:15
Spotify has given me nothing but trouble, from account sign up issues, to playback issues, to software freezing up. I generally prefer Pandora

Plug.dj is also cool

The Zoq2
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 20:20
Plug.dj is awesome, I just wish there were some rooms with good music that isn't EDM

Say ONE stupid thing and it ends up as a forum signature forever. - Neuro Fuzzy
budokaiman
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 22:06
Quote: "budokaiman - you use Skype, yes?"

I have an account, but I don't think I even have it installed.

Quote: "Crappy, low quality software is beginning to get on my nerves. Spotify! Yes, the green music player; what are its developers smoking?"

Spotify is horrible. I tried it a few times and found the radio to be useless it's suggestions were solely based off of what was popular. I wish last.fm would bring back the proper radio they had, it was phenomenal. Their current setup is just as useless as Spotify unfortunately. It stinks because it makes finding good new music a lot harder.

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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 22:21
Quote: "I have an account, but I don't think I even have it installed."


There are those among us who believe you should consider installing it.

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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 23:06 Edited at: 21st Jan 2015 23:16
Quote: "This week can go die in a fire."


lol But seriously man, don't let it get you down! Theses times happen to everyone at some point, and...

Quote: "Thankfully, the higher powers that be (whether it's just pure Chance or something else) gave me a great sense of humor and helps me realize that stuff like this will blow over and seem utterly ridiculous in a couple of days."


...oh, good! It looks like you already get that

Quote: "Spotify has given me nothing but trouble, from account sign up issues, to playback issues, to software freezing up. I generally prefer Pandora

Plug.dj is also cool"


I've only used Pandora, but I like it Mostly though I just listen to one of the 66 playlists I have

Question: I've heard that in the US, if you were to walk into, say, an electronics store (like Harvey Norman in Australia) and make a large purchase of more than about $500 and do it with cash, you'd have the feds on you. True or false?

Because in Australia it's quite common to make even really huge purchases (like $2000 for a TV, say) with four $500 notes (we call them notes, not bills).

My HobbyKing box is approaching quickly! (Chullora is in Sydney, where HobbyKing's Aus warehouse is, and Tamworth is the last marked stop before packages arrive at our house)



Dark Java Dude 64
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 23:16 Edited at: 21st Jan 2015 23:19
<rant>

Quote: "There are those among us who believe you should consider installing it. "
Installation of Skype is good, too, except for the fact that it, like Spotify, is of horrible quality!!!!!!!!! The latest update, and especially the Windows 8 version, they look bloody disgustingly ugly. They are trying way too hard to make it look attractive. The occasional message that my friend sends to me and takes hours to get transferred also irks me a little bit. But, it is a popular service, so there's that...

</rant>

Quote: "True or false?"
Not sure I have heard of this happening. I highly doubt it would. If they had any doubts, they would request an ID, would be my guess.

The Zoq2
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 23:19
It's weird when people complain about the new versions of skype, and me running an outdated version of it on linux has a better experience than them. Unfortunley the linux version doesn't allow group video calls though

Say ONE stupid thing and it ends up as a forum signature forever. - Neuro Fuzzy
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 23:32 Edited at: 22nd Jan 2015 08:20
[edit] Oops didn't realise the image was so big.
TheComet
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 23:37
Can you not

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Dark Java Dude 64
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I do the same, only on Windows. I have refused to update to the new version of Skype; it seems simply too horrid. The new styling etc is all just bad. I have the old version, and I am happy with it.

Indicium
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 23:39
The new styling is beautiful.
Clonkex
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 23:41
Wait, my parcel was at Tamworth YESTERDAY?? That means it could be here TODAY! Come oooon mail lady!

TheComet
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Posted: 21st Jan 2015 23:55
I was slapped for posting a screenshot of my memory allocator reporting 666 allocations along with an image of the devil?

There is no logic any more. The spoon does not exist, and cranberries fly off into the sunset with moustaches attached to their gills.

I like offending people. People who get offended should be offended. -- Linus Torvalds
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Posted: 22nd Jan 2015 00:23
Quote: "I was slapped for posting a screenshot of my memory allocator reporting 666 allocations along with an image of the devil?"


?? Check your PMs.

---------------------------------

My day is going well so far! I just refreshed the tracking page, and...



YES!! That means the mail's reached the LPO and been sorted, and the post guy (Russ) has signed for the parcels (it's a small country town - the Post Master will just sign for your parcels on your behalf ) and sent them out with the mail lady (Sue). Hooray, at least the HobbyKing part of my quadcopter build is arriving today!

Dark Java Dude 64
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Posted: 22nd Jan 2015 01:04 Edited at: 22nd Jan 2015 03:40
Quote: "I was slapped for posting a screenshot of my memory allocator reporting 666 allocations along with an image of the devil?"
I was slopped for staking a screenstab of my forgetting alligator news reporter 555 alligators ashort without an audio file of the antichrist!

Quote: "the post guy (Russ) has signed for the parcels (it's a small country town - the Post Master will just sign for your parcels on your behalf ) and sent them out with the mail lady (Sue)"
Wow, you do live in a small town, don't you? And people in my town make fun of how small it is.

Hey, anyone here seen South Park? The show is based on the geographical South Park, which is naught but five or so miles south of my town. My town is occasionally referenced in the show, too.


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Posted: 22nd Jan 2015 01:42
@Clonkex - Responded.

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The main part of Sydney (near the Opera House) went into lockdown a few hours ago when a 'suspicious package' was found on a ferry

Fortunately it turns out it wasn't a threat but still


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The Zoq2
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Quote: "Hey, anyone here seen South Park? The show is based on the geographical South Park, which is naught but five or so miles south of my town. My town is occasionally referenced in the show, too.
"


South park is pretty funny, I didn't know it was "based" on a real town though

Say ONE stupid thing and it ends up as a forum signature forever. - Neuro Fuzzy
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Posted: 22nd Jan 2015 12:35
Quote: "I didn't know it was "based" on a real town though"


Blame Canada.
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South Park is the best cartoon there is.

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