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Outscape
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Posted: 5th Mar 2009 23:37 Edited at: 23rd Mar 2009 00:05
recently i have noticed more funny comments whizzing around the forums, or random threads that sometimes make no sense.
including this one
anyway what you do is simply just say the funny quote and give the readers of this thread a good old laugh

Heres a list im making with what people are saying:

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Quote: "You make a game for the iPhone if you think it sucks"
Sucking is not the point Blowing is"

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Quote: "Friends, I hate friends, friends is stupid."

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Quote: "I wonder if mods have the ability to ban people from making new threads."

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Quote: "Can someone help me do my french coursework for me please, im not very good at french"

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Quote: "I feel that hacker to steal my source."

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Quote: "Sometimes,My pc is your problem."

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Quote: "
When will TGC trust me again
I promise! I won't do the rick roll thing anymore! I promise!
Please trust me! I am tired of waiting for my posts.
"

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Quote: "but I have problem that my eye and hands.

plz,understand to me"

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Quote: "Consumers also complained about Vista, which happens to be an excellent operating system."

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Quote: "For the record, Firefox is targeted more often then IE."

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Quote: "
what programs do i need to make a VIRTUAL WORLD where i could walk round do quests get levels blah blah blah... (like runescape in HD) see attachment for the idea of what i want to create. i have visual c++, from there what do i need? do i need c++?? i have no idea on what i need. PLEASE HELP

EG i want a runescape type place where its like full adventure world and u get xp, levels, train... u no.."

[quote]
Choose the Runescape DarkGDK template in the VC++ then press compile. That explains it all, if you want any changes press edit game
"



Quote: "
so your telling me theres a runescape template? haha is it like the one now in HD and good graphics? or the old one? whats it like? i will download soon when my internet resets.
"

[/quote]
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Quote: "users are bad"

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Quote: "
(i know its a download but its an archive, cos its an old thread)
[quote]Ya all are just too stupid.
A book. If u know something why cant u make a kool game or prog.
come on now. A book. I hate books. book is stupid. I know that I need codes but I dont know the codes. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
Where can I get the codes. I know how to build it with codes. GET IT. I HOPE U UNDERSTAND. DUHH"



Quote: "@!#$ ya all
I ain't scared of all ya @!#$ mother **** cats.
If ya know that @!#$ ya would be popular like bill gates.
Oops sorry ya dont know who that is.
That ma nmade windows if ya didn't know.
Send me one of ur programs so I could what is that @!#$.
Oops I forgot ya didn't make any programs.
I guess I didn't have to ask u for answers people at www.mindgamezz.com know 1000000 time better than ya.
I asked you nicely. Who can explain this @!#$.
Get a book. I know I can find it in the book but I didn't want to read @!#$ book.
THANX FOR ALL HELP THAT YA GAVE ME. [even if ya didn't give me no help FLAMINGAMOEBA- Thanks for telling me to read a stupid book. Book really helped me.
THANX"

[/quote]
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Quote: "but abusive is intense like LMFAO ...
And... I think funny that I'm dork...and my name spelling is wrong
sorry but plz don't speak abusive..."

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Quote: "
Quote: "Yesss, I just finished my new forum:"
Don't you mean: "Yay, I just finished installing a pre-made script which someone else developed, which even a 2-year-old could install"?"

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Quote: "my kitty pressed a certain key combination with his paws that closed the page!"

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Quote: "
How did I get a noob-slap?
Seriously... what did I do?
"

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Quote: "
You've been here less than a year and you have had 14 threads locked including this one.
"

[/quote]
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Quote: "
(in code snippet because it is long)

"

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Quote: "
Your an insult to english grammar
"

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Quote: "
im looking for an engine. one that can produce the same graphical and modeling characteristics as the UNREAL 3 Engine, but uses a drag n' drop editor like FPSC
"

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Quote: "
(long )

"

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Quote: "
I'm offended by the fact you're offended. Quite frankly, it's offensive.
"

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Quote: "
from this thread lol
Quote: "Hello I'm a cat"
Benjamin: "It's funny because they misquoted me... "
What did it say?
Quote: "Hello, I'm a pussy."
"

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Quote: "
Ok I just downloaded the most recent version of FPSC and now when i try to open it it just says: _______________________________
[Latest DirectX Not Installed{X}]
PS: I did my best my best -------------------------------
impersanation of a windows [ DXVersion Error ]
box -------------------> [ ]
[_____________________________]
[_________[___OK___]__________]

What do I do? I want to get this working fast so I can start working on a game I told him Id make him. Thanks for your help.
"

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Quote: "
please keep your strange fantasies of walking penises to yourself in future
"

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Quote: "puppysss: Sid Sinister,I don't understand this korean message."

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Quote: "
we decided to go ahead and share our 'German World War 2' penis
...
Simple funny script (like pink noctovisor) made by my blonde wife...
"

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Quote: "
This thread has been locked for the following reason: You have been a member since 2006, these questions have been answered dozens of times in that period. Apparently, you had DBP in May 2008, so you know the answers.
"

[/quote]
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Quote: "
HI can somebody pleaase help me make a game or a game maker that helps to make the walls and those things pleaase
I have a good experience on dbpro not too much but I can make a object move and rotate and do very basic stuff
"

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Quote: "
Quote: "English kids are stupider"
Actually your sentence should read: English kids are more stupid. Stupider isn't a word! But good try... B+ for effort though
"

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Quote: "humans are the most irritating people on the planet."

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Quote: "Quote: "Quote: "Anyway enough of my madness. "

Madness? THIS IS THEGAMECREATORS!""

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Quote: "Hi!
My first account was blocked for a reason that I forgot.
I have a problem with Dark GDK.Net, the code that I do not work. So I try to be a code that works, or means to use Dark GDK C++ with .Net
"

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Quote: "
SORRY UR NOT COMEDIAN
"

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Quote: "
i can make u ur so called "game maker", but it will cost u some $.. and maybe ur girlfriend
"

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Quote: "
You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker!
"

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Quote: "
you called me Sudoku and I think that's a pretty sick thing to do as well - because am I so puzzling that I'm just a number to you? A 2 dimensional grid? Come on man I have some depth! *cries hysterically
"

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Quote: "
It's not like I connect things for a living.

Though I'd like to. That would be pretty awesome.
"

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[href=http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=147142&b=8]
Quote: "I want to put question to the association.
To continue to me the prosecution of this editor ?
http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=147050&b=1
FREEWARE !!!"
[/href]
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Quote: "I want to make Dark Tits™ plugin for DBPro™, because i'm tired of flat-chested characters. I think this plugin should come with Dark Tits Kit™, a kit for creating and growing tits on every polygon of target object. Also, it must have shader for wet and goochy effect, maybe parallax on nipples. I always wanted girls with big boobs in my game, but now i think its not enough. Everything in my game must have big, no, BIG tits! Its the point of every game 14+."

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Quote: "My name is Stella Collins I hope this mail finds you well & healthy and i hope we can established a relationship since we are meeting for the first time,i have gone through fasting and prayers asking God to lead me to a trust worthy person who will help me with this transaction and it interests me to contact you aftter my prayers for an assistance to help me transfer this Sum of 10.7 Million USA dollars my father deposited in a bank here in Cote d'Ivoire before he was assasinated."

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Quote: "ARM YOURSELF WITH KNOLEGE"

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Quote: "blitz basic is getting it! {to any moderator} why is dark basic so slow why arent you guys fixing it "

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Quote: "This thread has been locked for the following reason: Together we'll learn to one day form proper sentences and create useful threads containing direct information, backed up with concrete facts. Hopefully."

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Quote: "Banned for trying to start numerous flames. Get a life."

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Quote: "I am one of the funniest people in any of my social groups."

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Quote: "The majority of the population has below-average intelligence."

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Quote: "You DON'T have to use dds converter! It is so simple. Just open it up with MS paint (microsoft paint) then press "save as" then put it in the FPSC directory and type in whatever name you want then at the end add ".dds"
- posted by the fps creator rocks!"

-.-




Robert F
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Posted: 5th Mar 2009 23:50
Quote: ""Friends, I hate friends, friends is stupid.""


c'mon, you must know where that originally came from right?


Outscape
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Posted: 5th Mar 2009 23:56
lol no
is it a film or something

Quote: ""Iblow for TGC", that'd look real good on a CV"

Quote: "if using torrents to download music is bad, maby i shoud go to google. Stop accusing me of piracy!""
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Posted: 5th Mar 2009 23:58
Outscape
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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 00:00
Quote: "Keep the quotes coming"

lol theres one
/joke
yeah im going through the forums as i wait while im board and im editing the first post with them
stay tuned

Quote: ""Iblow for TGC", that'd look real good on a CV"

Quote: "if using torrents to download music is bad, maby i shoud go to google. Stop accusing me of piracy!""
AlexI
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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 00:06 Edited at: 6th Mar 2009 00:10
Heres some:
Quote: "
Consumers also complained about Vista, which happens to be an excellent operating system."


Quote: "For the record, Firefox is targeted more often then IE."


My Favorite:
Quote: "
[quote]what programs do i need to make a VIRTUAL WORLD where i could walk round do quests get levels blah blah blah... (like runescape in HD) see attachment for the idea of what i want to create. i have visual c++, from there what do i need? do i need c++?? i have no idea on what i need. PLEASE HELP

EG i want a runescape type place where its like full adventure world and u get xp, levels, train... u no.."


Quote: "Choose the Runescape DarkGDK template in the VC++ then press compile. That explains it all, if you want any changes press edit game"




Quote: "
so your telling me theres a runescape template? haha is it like the one now in HD and good graphics? or the old one? whats it like? i will download soon when my internet resets.
"


[/quote]

Read the rest of that here

Outscape
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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 00:09
Quote: "Consumers also complained about Vista, which happens to be an excellent operating system"

lol classic!

Quote: ""Iblow for TGC", that'd look real good on a CV"

Quote: "if using torrents to download music is bad, maby i shoud go to google. Stop accusing me of piracy!""
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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 00:13
@Outscape
The original, quote of all quotes, surviving through many, many years:

"Book? I hate book! Book is stupid!"


PLEASE say somebody still has the original link

[b]Yuor signutare was aresed by a deslyxic mud...
BOX2D V2 HAS HELP FILES! AND A WIKI!
AlexI
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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 00:19 Edited at: 6th Mar 2009 00:29
Quote: "users are bad"



Quote: "I need a fully game-ready white toilet entity to put in my game. I think this may solve not only my problems, but a lot of the communities"


http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=131590&b=24

I found the original I hate book thread:
https://forumfiles.thegamecreators.com/download/1031180

Quote: "
[quote]
Ya all are just too stupid.
A book. If u know something why cant u make a kool game or prog.
come on now. A book. I hate books. book is stupid. I know that I need codes but I dont know the codes. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
Where can I get the codes. I know how to build it with codes. GET IT. I HOPE U UNDERSTAND. DUHH
"



Quote: "@!#$ ya all
I ain't scared of all ya @!#$ mother **** cats.
If ya know that @!#$ ya would be popular like bill gates.
Oops sorry ya dont know who that is.
That ma nmade windows if ya didn't know.
Send me one of ur programs so I could what is that @!#$.
Oops I forgot ya didn't make any programs.
I guess I didn't have to ask u for answers people at www.mindgamezz.com know 1000000 time better than ya.
I asked you nicely. Who can explain this @!#$.
Get a book. I know I can find it in the book but I didn't want to read @!#$ book.
THANX FOR ALL HELP THAT YA GAVE ME. [even if ya didn't give me no help FLAMINGAMOEBA- Thanks for telling me to read a stupid book. Book really helped me.
THANX
"
[/quote]

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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 00:38
ty for bleeping for me alex =)
lol nice quotes keep em coming xD
i added clickable links to the quotes i can find the threads

Quote: ""Iblow for TGC", that'd look real good on a CV"

Quote: "if using torrents to download music is bad, maby i shoud go to google. Stop accusing me of piracy!""
Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 00:44
Oh my gosh, that thread is HILARIOUS!!!



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Outscape
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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 00:49 Edited at: 6th Mar 2009 00:58
lol check this out
Quote: "This thread has been locked for the following reason: Nobody cares"

http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=145427&b=2
good 1 van b
haha

Quote: ""Iblow for TGC", that'd look real good on a CV"

Quote: "if using torrents to download music is bad, maby i shoud go to google. Stop accusing me of piracy!""
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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 00:53
Quote: "so your telling me theres a runescape template? haha is it like the one now in HD and good graphics? or the old one? whats it like? i will download soon when my internet resets.
""

ROFL, that is so funny!

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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 00:56 Edited at: 6th Mar 2009 01:17
can't you guys make your links clickable gah

it's just that im real lazy

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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 00:57
Quote: "can't you guys make your links clickable gah"

all the links on the quote list are clickable
and sorry

Quote: ""Iblow for TGC", that'd look real good on a CV"

Quote: "if using torrents to download music is bad, maby i shoud go to google. Stop accusing me of piracy!""
Samoz83
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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 01:17
Thank you and no need to apologize

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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 01:23 Edited at: 6th Mar 2009 01:24
I think this is a shame. Not this thread, but the very fact that these quotes stem from the fact that quite a lot of people on this forum (me included) are either cynical, unbelievably stupid (and the former make this well known), or bored. Very bored.

I don't mean this in a bad way of course, and this is simply a generalisation of what I have seen on this forum compared to other forums of the same nature.

Obviously, there are a good few people who are genuinely nice guys.

Now, let’s see how many people reply to this in a cynical or similar way. Please do not prove my point.

Cheers,
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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 01:54 Edited at: 6th Mar 2009 02:23
nicely said bozzy part from if we didn't have the cynical posters then there wouldn't be this thread, and the forums would be dull
and the poor mods wouldn't have the pleasure of thread locking and noob slapping

Quote: ""Iblow for TGC", that'd look real good on a CV"

Quote: "if using torrents to download music is bad, maby i shoud go to google. Stop accusing me of piracy!""
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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 02:17 Edited at: 6th Mar 2009 02:20
Quote: "I think this is a shame. Not this thread, but the very fact that these quotes stem from the fact that quite a lot of people on this forum (me included) are either cynical, unbelievably stupid (and the former make this well known), or bored. Very bored."


YES! Add it!

Jk, srry man.

I'll look thru DB forum for stuff.

Here's some:

Quote: "So I will post my Fps engine its almost done but still mildly impressive its a bit long so Ill slowly post it bit by bit"


http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=146502&b=10

Quote: "Ok guys you have Darkbasic right, so just test it and see if it will work plz if you have Darkbasic you will obviously have dark matter"


http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=146054&b=10

(here's a long one

Quote: "get to your programming, creators i have now created this new type of competition which is a mini game creation with a certain theme (i only do this when the game creators official team has not yet organised one )
well for those intereted the first theme is sports
which means you will have to create a mini sports game of any type
with theese restrictions:
-players must be animals
-there must be a pre game menu
-sports means only menplayed sports no vehicle sports like a rally
and theese reccomandations:
-there can be no rules
-your players can have powers
-do your best
to fill in just post a thread with the game you think you'll make and a last restriction if a sport is already been created don't make the same
1st price medieval 2
2nd price a gba emulator with games and 300
3rd price a torrent
4th price wild metal country
5th A LINK TO ONE OF THE MOST powerful modellers
good luck-----------bonne chance"


http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=144469&b=10

And this one... you just have to see:

http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=145372&b=2

~QJ
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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 03:06
Quote: "3rd price a torrent"

lol

Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 03:24 Edited at: 6th Mar 2009 03:29
Oh jeez...I didn't realize how many odd threads existed through Geek Culture!

Lemme dig some up...

OK, here's a quote from a thread I created last year...I'm stopping the embarrassment, and posting it before anyone else finds it!


Quote: "...at one point I said we encountered a giant cuddly polar bear, and then later my departure was possible by my ability to fly, Douglas Adams Style. Yeah, I know..."




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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 07:59
This is a great thread--- keep 'em coming

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Tuggin' my own horn, I personally like my epic, impromptu rant in this thread.
Half asleep in a highly creative mode when i wrote this but i was proud.

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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 09:17
Quote: "Your an insult to english grammar"


Quote: "im looking for an engine. one that can produce the same graphical and modeling characteristics as the UNREAL 3 Engine, but uses a drag n\' drop editor like FPSC"


Quote: "So here i was going down the street when this tall guy came up to me and said "hey! you're kinda not as tall as i am!" the man said. I kinda ignored him and

went on with my great adventure into the metropolitan area when i heard some shoes clapping fast to the ground behind me, the sound got louder, i was

thinking it was someone running towards me from behind, so i turned around and looked. To my suprise, it was the taller-then-me-guy guy. He exclaimed

"you're still not as tall as i am! why can't you grow to be equally as tall as me?". I told the gentleman; "Well just because i'm shorter than you are now

doesn't mean i still don't have potensial to grow, you need to give me some time and we'll see" i said. Suddenly from his pocket, he pulled out an

inflatable chainsaw and cut some of his feet off to make him equally as tall as me. "There! problem fixed" he said. I replied "well now you're a few

centimeters shorter than that guy across the street. What are you going to do? You can't be just as tall as everyone since we all can't be the same size".

He then looked astonished and somewhat surpised, and pulled out this remarkable chainsaw again and cut his head off. After those series of events, i

continued my journey thinking some people might have issues.

So how was your day?"

~ mine when I was apparently bored.

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Quote: "Hello I'm a cat"


It's funny because they misquoted me...

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Quote: "It's funny because they misquoted me... "

What did it say?
Quote: "Hello, I'm a pussy."
?

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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 11:19
Quote: "What did it say?"

I just posted it. The original was "hallo I'm a cat".

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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 12:40
I was attempting to make a joke, but thanks for shooting me down...

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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 12:50 Edited at: 6th Mar 2009 12:51
Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 12:56
Oolite I checked your post in that thread, truly remarkable, a sheer sign that you have too much time on your hands. Awesome though.

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Quote: "I found the original I hate book thread:
https://forumfiles.thegamecreators.com/download/1031180"


I read the whole thread, really hilarious stuff

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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 13:56
I've always liked this one:
http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=79172&b=2

Chris Franklin's rise to fame. It was funnier if you could see the terrains!

Good times.

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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 15:10
Quote: "Ok I just downloaded the most recent version of FPSC and now when i try to open it it just says: _______________________________
[Latest DirectX Not Installed{X}]
PS: I did my best my best -------------------------------
impersanation of a windows [ DXVersion Error ]
box -------------------> [ ]
[_____________________________]
[_________[___OK___]__________]

What do I do? I want to get this working fast so I can start working on a game I told him Id make him. Thanks for your help. "

This is pretty funny, I think anyway.

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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 15:18
lol
Quote: "PS: I did my best my best impersanation of a windows "


Jeku
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Quote: "Chris Franklin's rise to fame. It was funnier if you could see the terrains!"


Ahh yes, I remember that. Good times

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Quote: "Sid Sinister,I don't understand this korean message."


And I thought puppysss was Korean!

Quote: "but I have problem that my eye and hands."


I could drag an infinite amount from this puppysss guy lol.

Quote: "please keep your strange fantasies of walking penises to yourself in future"


Posted from The Next about X10 user's 'walking manly bits'.

Quote: "Simple funny script (like pink noctovisor) made by my blonde wife..."




-FCV

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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 17:44 Edited at: 6th Mar 2009 17:46
lol


@ Oolite
the quote made the list lol

@ everyone
keep it coming guys lets fill this page with quotes

@ BiggAdd
because we cant see the images it cant enter the thread because people like me and other people who missed it wont understand the funny side.

Quote: ""Iblow for TGC", that'd look real good on a CV"

Quote: "if using torrents to download music is bad, maby i shoud go to google. Stop accusing me of piracy!""
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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 17:55
Well my personal favorites probably shouldn't be repeated, in fact I'm sure every single post from this one user were deleted, and his purchase of DBPro refunded!. Maybe I'm a masochist but I just find it funny when someone storms through the forum like a hypoglycemic Henry Rollins then gets folded up and shown the door. I don't want to mention his name because he may well google himself and show up again somehow .

Thanks for posting that Outscape, I'd completely forgotten about it then I must admit I sniggered like an idiot for a while after you reminded me!.


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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 17:56 Edited at: 6th Mar 2009 18:03
Quote: "@ BiggAdd
because we cant see the images it cant enter the thread because people like me and other people who missed it wont understand the funny side."


That's not the point of the thread though, the low quality of the terrains only adds to the humor, it isn't the funny side at all.

I was also fond of this one (Sorry Yodaman Jer! )
http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=139878&b=2

Kohaku's response just cracks me up!
Quote: "As long as you didn't put on your robe and wizard hat."


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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 18:10 Edited at: 6th Mar 2009 18:23
Quote: "That's not the point of the thread though, the low quality of the terrains only adds to the humor, it isn't the funny side at all."

yeah i didn't read the last page before, so it wasn't as funny lol
adding it to the list now
great quote hunting guys keep it going

PS.
wow i actually got a positive comment from a mod... wait 2!


[EDIT]
lol


thats funnier part of the thread

Quote: ""Iblow for TGC", that'd look real good on a CV"

Quote: "if using torrents to download music is bad, maby i shoud go to google. Stop accusing me of piracy!""
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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 19:22 Edited at: 6th Mar 2009 19:24
Quote: "Chris Franklin's rise to fame. It was funnier if you could see the terrains!"



And he seemed to ignore most of the posts, I tried to put it into perspective for him how unlikely such a deal would be:


Quote: "Actually this is quite suspicious, I mean, for all you know it could be that same forum member is playing a trick on you, when you were telling me on MSN, I was thinking what kind of nut case would pay 1000 + 80% to sell a bunch of high poly terrians that haven't got too much practical use, when terrains are one of the easiest things to make. I personally think someone is attempting to get your hopes up and break them for kicks, as some people on the internet can be real bastards (Why are you looking at me like that? )
But I hope you prove me wrong"


With £1,000 they could buy the textures they need, the program they need and do the whole thing themselves and have a crap load of cash left over.

But his reply was simply:

'Hehe yeah, thanks'



Though in that thread, Benjamin made me laugh:


Quote: "Quote: "my advice:

GET IT IN CASH"
Dude, you shouldn't say stuff like that on these forums, there are minors around.

And maybe some minor sevenths.."


Put it into context with the member 'Cash Curtis'.


That thread also reminds me of Drew G, goodness, he was a nightmare, even when we tried to be nice it just ended up in a flame-fest, he was defensive about everything and just turned into a troll, he didn't seem to learn, hence his several bans...unless of course he returned with another alias and now behaves, if that's just try, I probably just made a death wish.

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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 21:04
Quote: "English kids are stupider"


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Posted: 6th Mar 2009 21:09
Quote: "English kids are stupider"

...
would need a link for that one

Quote: ""Iblow for TGC", that'd look real good on a CV"

Quote: "if using torrents to download music is bad, maby i shoud go to google. Stop accusing me of piracy!""
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Posted: 7th Mar 2009 14:53 Edited at: 7th Mar 2009 14:53
Quote: ""English kids are stupider""


I would say American kids were from what I here being said during games on COD4

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Posted: 7th Mar 2009 15:06 Edited at: 7th Mar 2009 15:07
I remember this one game on xbox live during a splinter cell match. A guy called "Naveen" suddenly had an outburst after being killed, and I swear, his voice was so high that muting him was ineffective as it bypassed it and probably broke it in the process. Go and gather every swear word you know, put them in a basket and blindly pick out one and scream it, put it back and repeat the process indefinitely. If you're lucky (and good), you may sound ~30% like him. You could tell he was a pro, that was definitely not his first rage. Honestly, I was impressed how he didn't seem to require oxygen.

Though I have no idea what country he was from.

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Posted: 7th Mar 2009 15:35 Edited at: 7th Mar 2009 15:49
this sig says itself



@Grandma
You shouldn't be so harsh on the 8 year old gamer community, next time let him kill you... unless he/she starts screaming in delight... :o
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o btw i found this person you were talking about
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Posted: 7th Mar 2009 17:11
rotfl
I need a beer
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Posted: 7th Mar 2009 17:29
This is funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrPaj2hgh38&feature=related

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Posted: 7th Mar 2009 17:33
no i found it grandma
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