Quote: "IT IS NOT SUGGESTED YOU PUT A CAT IN A MICROWAVE
SERIOUS SIDE EFFECTS SUCH AS DROWSINESS, NAUSEA, AND DIARRHEA
MAY OCCUR"
Or simply explode, given how a microwave works. A woman once put a dog in a microwave to dry it off and the dog obviously died, so she sued the company for not warning her.
As for cats, this is perhaps where it gets embarrassing for me, because we have loads, but we love in the countryside, so they love the freedom, but don't worry, we take good care of them, even if there are loads. We've had some die either because of running in front of traffic or sadly, rat poison left out by the farmer (despite our cats helping get rid of the rats)
I'll try naming them all.
1.Loopy, 2.Plod, 3.Snowy, 4.Snowball, 5.Reubens, 6.Dali, 7.Barney, 8.Einstein, 9.Zack, 10.Dylan, 11.Merlot, 12.Tia, 13.Maia, 14.Fluffy, 15.Woof, 16.Bagsy, 17.Lucky, 18.Yoshi, 19.Toby, 20.Amber, 21.Rembrant, 22.Rusty
22 cats, they're never in all at the same time, but they cost a lot to feed, but we look after them well - even somebody called the RSPCA thinking having too many cats is bad, but they were satisfied. All of them have been neutered, except Toby and Woof. And yes, we called a cat Woof.
We also named a few after alcoholic drinks, like Merlot and Tia (after Tia Maria), we used to have Baileys and Guinness. Dali and Rembrant we after the artists, Dylan because of Dylan from The Magic Roundabout and Zack after Zack Wylde, frontman to Black Label Society.
I'll see if I can dig out any pictures:
This is Maia (she is perhaps one of the craziest cats you'll ever see. She has a strange imagination and finds the weirdest things fun, she'll even jump onto your back and then start rolling round like a loony):
And Merlot with Snowy (as a kitten) sleeping on top of her. (Merlot is actually Maia's daughter and she too is very insane and has a strange imagination. She is very intelligent as well and sometimes purposefully gets a reaction out of you)
