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Geek Culture / [STICKY] The Posting Competition

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Irojo
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 18:36 Edited at: 29th Aug 2008 18:37
I did the math right! I didn't get the post... stupid *@$^^^^

1010101 0101010 10110101 10001 011011001011

10000001101101


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Alucard94
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 19:01
Hot dog Grandma? ...
Or Hot... Cat? That is the question.


Grandma
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 19:06
That is indeed the question every thinking person has ever pondered on, and have never come up with an answer for. Maybe the question itself is wrong. Perhaps the real question is: "I?". The shortest question ever deviced by man, and yet, the deepest.

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Alucard94
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 19:13 Edited at: 29th Aug 2008 19:13
But then... The only obvious answer to the eternal question of all that is cute and cuddly, the question "I?", could be rivaled with the question of "y I?!?!?!! ROFLRFLXDXDXD" for those who are really cool.
But since Cool+ROFL+XDXD+LOL=0.9999...

And 0.999... is = 1!

So the answer to the question "I?" is simply... 1.


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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 19:16
Y I? Y=1? Y u?

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Grandma
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 19:20 Edited at: 29th Aug 2008 19:20
本は?私がきらい! ばかだよ!
Book? I hate book! Book is stupid!
Книга? Я ненавижу книгу! Заказать Глупо!
Bok? Eg hater bok! bok er dum!
كتاب انا اكره الكتاب الكتاب هو غبي
¿Libro? ¡Odio libro! ¡libro es estúpido!

I'm not sure if the arabic or russian one is correct.
And in japanese, it doesn't sound so bad since they don't have a plural word for "book" (or much else for that matter), and the whole point of the joke is the grammar here. But grammar doesn't apply to japanese.

They use something called pooper-shooter to form their sentences.

Edit: Post x2 DOUBLE KO 2000 POINTS!

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Alucard94
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 19:45
You posted that epic sentence in Norwegian but not in Swedish? Even though you know that Swedish cats are oh so superior. This is blasphemy!
I should almost throw a cat at you my good sir!


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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 20:22
Quote: "You posted that epic sentence in Norwegian but not in Swedish?"

Bok? Jag hatar bok! Bok är dum!

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Irojo
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 21:06
Double posting Grandma! That's against the rules! You have been removed. MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAA



Make us laugh and we might forgive you!


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Grandma
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 21:19 Edited at: 29th Aug 2008 21:24
Quote: "Double posting Grandma! That's against the rules! You have been removed. MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAA

Make us laugh and we might forgive you!"

Swedes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOL!

Edit: I've double posted two times now... I hereby retire from this competition and donate my points to INH.

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Irojo
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 21:38










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Aertic
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 22:03
Quote: "I do not support the removal of: Omega Gamer 89 for following reasons: ...404"

Fail CAT HAS A SUPIRISE FOR U! behind the candy van out side you're door.



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Grandma
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 22:04
What?!

Outside I am door? Oh crap...

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Alucard94
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 22:06
Yeah that's right, I was working for Tatters all the time... Just waiting to stab you in the back!


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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 22:07
Quote: "Yeah that's right, I was working for Tatters all the time... Just waiting to stab you in the back!
"


Wait? you're pedo bear? oh god, what are you gonna stab him/her with I dont wanna know xD


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Alucard94
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 22:21
Quote: "Wait? you're pedo bear? oh god, what are you gonna stab him/her with I dont wanna know xD
"


Maybe I should read the previous posts before posting eh?

Anyways, this thread owns.


Irojo
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 22:44
Forgetting the fact that we don't seem to get points anymore. Lol. This is like the chat zone. So all the annoying posts that are off topic: This is the thread.


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Aertic
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 22:54
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BET YOU AINT got gordon freemans crowbar!!! ∫


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Alucard94
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 23:04
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Oh and I have Apple! 
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Epic win!


Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 23:05
I support the removal of every user besides Omega Gamer 89.

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Venge
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 23:06
Congratulations! You have discovered the functions Copy and Paste. They will surely help you on your journey to discovering how to type a real post!


Also, pancakes > waffles.

I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order, like they should be.
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 23:07
Quote: "Also, pancakes > waffles."

Oh, yeah? well
>!
So ha!

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Venge
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Oh yeah?
>

I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order, like they should be.
Aertic
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 23:12
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 23:12
Oh yeeaaaaaahhhh??????
>>>!
W00tT
Thats right! I have w00t3d at you! You have been W00T3d at! HHHAAAA!!!!!

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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 23:39
?????????????????????????????????????????


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Grandma
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 23:43
Quote: "I support the removal of every user besides Omega Gamer 89."

Are you expeting full support for that? I think you will only get one vote.



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Irojo
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Posted: 29th Aug 2008 23:46 Edited at: 29th Aug 2008 23:46






(caps FAILS!!)


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 30th Aug 2008 00:34
Huh, oddly enough, there are two apples in my refidgerator. So I'm innocent... weird...

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Alucard94
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Posted: 30th Aug 2008 16:15
Grandma isn't a real grandma! I know it might come as a shock to some but Grandma is in real life a bat!


Irojo
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Posted: 30th Aug 2008 16:20 Edited at: 30th Aug 2008 16:20
I had a feeling something was up.


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Grandma
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Posted: 30th Aug 2008 16:25
Quote: "Grandma isn't a real grandma! I know it might come as a shock to some but Grandma is in real life a bat!"

Ahhhhh! I thought the secret would be safe with you...
Little did I know you were actually working for the rebel army of flying giraffes that has been plotting my end since the beginning of 3D.

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Posted: 30th Aug 2008 16:47
Quote: "Little did I know you were actually working for the rebel army of flying giraffes that has been plotting my end since the beginning of 3D.
"


So you know ey? Now I will have to destroy you once and for all, GIRAFFES! MOVE TO THE ARENA OF DOOM! Now it's time for the final battle. And I have one more menacing force under my command. I have cloned Seppuku into 95 different Brittish battalions of Seppuku DOOM!
Prepare to be destroyed!


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Posted: 30th Aug 2008 16:52
Hello
I collect girrafe Pictures!
its my best hobby! infact, its more then a hobby! its a obsession!

I`m joking with ya.


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Grandma
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Posted: 30th Aug 2008 17:32
Quote: "I`m joking with ya."

I am not so sure.

Quote: "I have cloned Seppuku into 95 different Brittish battalions of Seppuku DOOM!"

Oh dear. If they are 100% clones, they won't hurt me though. But they might end up occupying France under an iron courtain.

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Posted: 30th Aug 2008 17:33
Quote: "Oh dear. If they are 100% clones, they won't hurt me though. But they might end up occupying France under an iron courtain."

Agh you got that right, France is now populated by nothing but Seppuku clones. Crap. That was not my plan, now they have wine!


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FOOLS! Do you not know? I have had you all under my control for the last 5 years! This world you know is not the real world! Its a cheap knock off of the matrix, in which you all think you're funny and have friends! But back in the REAL WORLD (where I am) You are all just a bunch of tricycle-riding spider monkeys, trained to fling poo at the Mona Lisa!
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!

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Alucard94
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Posted: 30th Aug 2008 18:32
... This, is a penguin. Prepare to be dominated by it.


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Posted: 30th Aug 2008 18:36 Edited at: 30th Aug 2008 18:37
FOOLS! Do you know NOTHING?!
I have the power of penguin mind control! I have total command of all penguins, both in the real world, and your little computer world.




All penguin units! prepare for assault on Alucard!

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Alucard94
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Posted: 30th Aug 2008 18:44 Edited at: 30th Aug 2008 18:45
Quote: "All penguin units! prepare for assault on Alucard!
"


Assault? HAHA, you have no chance. Really, you don't. I have yet to show my power.

This is Grandma in real life. I have now cloned him and made an entire army of just Grandma's.
SEND DEATH TO OG89

















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Posted: 30th Aug 2008 19:31 Edited at: 30th Aug 2008 19:32
HAAAA! Have you learned NOTHING?! I CONTROL YOUR MINDS! The one you call Grandma is NOT death, but merely a Spider monkey on a tricycle! BESIDES, You are all trapped within my matrix-type illusion world! Even if Grandma WAS death, he couldn't do anything, because he is TRAPPED in my ILLUSION!
YOU FAIL!!!
Just to be cruel, I will now send in my army of marshmallow peeps to obliterate your so-called "Army"




























FEAR MY POWER!!!

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Grandma
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Posted: 30th Aug 2008 20:09
Quote: "Grandma is NOT death, but merely a Spider monkey on a tricycle!"

If that's how I am outside the matrix, I'd rather stay put right here.

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yes... YES!!! SUBMIT TO MY MIND CONTROL! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RESIST! IT IS FUTILE!!!!

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Posted: 30th Aug 2008 20:49
Look, join me. I have carrots.

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Grandma
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Posted: 30th Aug 2008 21:09
Hai guize! He has carrots! Let's join him instead!

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Posted: 30th Aug 2008 21:19 Edited at: 30th Aug 2008 21:19
Quote: "本は?私がきらい! ばかだよ!"


I'm so proud, I almost got it!

Hon wa? Watashi ga tokui! Something, ka, something, yo! (Book? I hate Book! Book is Stupid!)

Though I'm not sure if it's perfect Japanese, but then my knowledge is basic. For a start the japanese don't use ? and !

Quote: "Agh you got that right, France is now populated by nothing but Seppuku clones. Crap. That was not my plan, now they have wine!"


You cloned me without my permission...well all I can say is, it's France, I'm English so I remain apathetic about the whole ordeal.


All I can say is you're all mad...so care to join my Empire as cannon fodder - we really could do with some live humans as cannon fodder - Alucard's Seppuku clone Army used that last of mine invading France.

You sir have the moral ambivalence of a mutated shrimp!
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Posted: 30th Aug 2008 21:27
Quote: "You cloned me without my permission...well all I can say is, it's France, I'm English so I remain apathetic about the whole ordeal.


All I can say is you're all mad...so care to join my Empire as cannon fodder - we really could do with some live humans as cannon fodder - Alucard's Seppuku clone Army used that last of mine invading France."


Without your permission? I thought the original Seppuku killed himself with alcohol poisoning after he invaded France... But if you're not Seppuku, you must be one of the clones. Oh no, they've broken onto TGC.
Maybe I should clone the Book I hate book guy.


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Posted: 30th Aug 2008 21:29 Edited at: 30th Aug 2008 21:29
Book. I Hate Book. Book is stupid.
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Posted: 30th Aug 2008 21:34 Edited at: 30th Aug 2008 21:36
Quote: "I'm so proud, I almost got it!

Hon wa? Watashi ga tokui! Something, ka, something, yo! (Book? I hate Book! Book is Stupid!)

Though I'm not sure if it's perfect Japanese, but then my knowledge is basic. For a start the japanese don't use ? and !"
yay! You almost had it. The japanese use exlamation marks by the truckloads I'm afraid. Question signs, less often. For emphasis mostly.

Hon wa? watashi ga kirai! baka dayo!
Literally: book? I hate! stupid is!
We don't write book more than once since it is the sentence topic indicated by the は particle. I also used dayo instead of desu as we can't really say the original sentence was formal, or polite for that matter. I've been studying a bunch lately, I want to get it over with so I can concentrate on learning Russian.

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Posted: 30th Aug 2008 21:37
Russian. I hate Russian. Russian is stupid.
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