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Alucard94
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Racist much? Or do you mean Russian as the language?


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Have a on the house!


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Omega gamer 89
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Carrots? BAH! Join me! I have
AND

AND

AND

AND

AND

JOIN ME! You don't know the power of the crazy side...

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Omega gamer 89
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YESSSS!!! As you can see, WildCat has fallen so far under my mind control spell, he has been transfixed on his computer screen. HE CANNOT LOOK AWAY! (Either that or he's looking at pr0n.)

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Seppuku Arts
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Quote: "Without your permission? I thought the original Seppuku killed himself with alcohol poisoning after he invaded France... But if you're not Seppuku, you must be one of the clones. Oh no, they've broken onto TGC."


The only flaw in your logic is the real Seppuku doesn't like wine...yeah we just beat him to death with a baguette.


Quote: "watashi ga kirai!"


Seems I put Tokui there because I knew Tokui was a word for 'hate', I basically assumed the first 2 symbols without barely looking at them based on: 'い' which I shouldn't have done.

But yeah I think i get your meaning. (Though strictly speaking; Zenincanin didn't need to say book so often either, so 'book' probably should have stayed in the Japanese translation just to highlight him as a fool to any Japanese readers.

You sir have the moral ambivalence of a mutated shrimp!
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 31st Aug 2008 02:23 Edited at: 31st Aug 2008 02:25
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私はマスとの打つ! 皆によって始動する話すランプである! あなたの母はelderberriesのハムスターそしてあなたの父のきゅうりうおだった! 今度は立ち去れば私は二回目なじる!
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WOW. Babel fish fails. The original English text was


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Posted: 31st Aug 2008 03:30 Edited at: 31st Aug 2008 03:44
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Quote: "But yeah I think i get your meaning. (Though strictly speaking; Zenincanin didn't need to say book so often either, so 'book' probably should have stayed in the Japanese translation just to highlight him as a fool to any Japanese readers."

Yes, yes, you're right. I was thinking of writing "book" three times, but that's so unnatural in japanese to repeat something. I was unsure of what particles to use for it to be comprehensible in japanese. The を, は or が...? So I did the easy thing.

本は?　私が本をきらいよ!　本をばかだよ!

I checked out the "Tokui" word. Are you sure of that meaning. I've tried two dictionaries but they say nothing about hate or any kind of dislike.

@ Omega Gamer 89

I tried to make sense of that until I came to elderberries. Then I was convinced it was jibberish. Nice reference btw.

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Omega gamer 89
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I has a reference, what I do wif it?

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Alucard94
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Quote: "The only flaw in your logic is the real Seppuku doesn't like wine...yeah we just beat him to death with a baguette.
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Oh sorry for that then, so how is it controlling France anyways? I heard that they have alive headcrabs over there.


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Grandma
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Posted: 31st Aug 2008 15:11 Edited at: 31st Aug 2008 15:12
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You wouldn't!

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Alucard94
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Oh yes I would! Heck, I'm doing it right now! Although it's only going at 24 vb/s, where vb = Vehicle Bytes.


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Irojo
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I'd say something witty, but then you'd make a clever retort, and I'd look bad.
Omega- You lost my support when you put in mushrooms.
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Omega gamer 89
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Quote: "Omega- You lost my support when you put in mushrooms."

Huh? You don't like mushrooms? Don't you want the extra lives? They're 1-up mushrooms after all.
......
Wait...
YOU THOUGHT I WAS OFFERING YOU DRUGS!!!
How DARE YOU infringe upon my honor, sir! I demand satisfaction!
The field of honor.
Dawn.
Pistols at ten paces.

Prepare to meet your doom.

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Grandma
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Posted: 31st Aug 2008 19:31 Edited at: 31st Aug 2008 19:31
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He lost interest when he saw you only had red mushrooms. Come, join meeee. I have green mushrooms!


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Omega gamer 89
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Yeah, thats right. I've got stars. GRANDS stars.
You can't beat me.

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Alucard94
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Posted: 31st Aug 2008 20:56
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Umm I've got all these great people in my army.


And these are their weapons.


Yeah I know, I own you all.


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Omega gamer 89
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Dude. PAY ATTENTION!
Your "army" is nothing but a computer simulation, CONTROLLED BY ME!
YOU OWN NO ONE!!!
I OWN YOUR SOULS!!!

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Grandma
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Quote: "Dude. PAY ATTENTION!
Your "army" is nothing but a computer simulation, CONTROLLED BY ME!
YOU OWN NO ONE!!!
I OWN YOUR SOULS!!!"

HAW HAW HAW
That's where you fail, as I have no soul...

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Me neither...


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Omega gamer 89
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yeah... BECAUSE THEY"RE MINE!!!! I have your soul. THAT'S why you have no soul. DUHHH!!!!

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Irojo
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Posted: 31st Aug 2008 23:08 Edited at: 31st Aug 2008 23:08
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Oh. My. God.


Grandma, o leige, what doest thou need?


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Omega gamer 89
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He needs to learn his place! YOU WILL ALL OBEY ME!!!!

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Grandma
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Quote: "yeah... BECAUSE THEY"RE MINE!!!! I have your soul. THAT'S why you have no soul. DUHHH!!!!"

Soul? I hate soul! Soul is stupid!

Anywho, I don't know what soul you got in your possession that claims it belongs to me. It's obviously an impostor. I also never had a soul, like, ever. I have some berries though. But you can't have any because I have worked very hard for them. I have also sold my family to evil slavers just to afford these delicious berries. And it was well worth it.

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Omega gamer 89
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You sold your family for one handful of berries? Dude, you got ripped
off. I got all these berries for just my little sister.

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Ah you little...



You're the 'th to view this signature!
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Aertic
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Quote: "http://www.home.no/piip4/images/youwouldnt.jpg"

Then what the hell am I download'ing from 'Turbosquid' then???

Anyway, I got a cool trick for all of you to try, go to in you're browser...

View>viewsource then copy it all down, then post it... See what you get... xD


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Omega gamer 89
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I has a post.

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Post. pleae say i got it
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Omega gamer 89
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You gots it.

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Yaay. First time. so what do i get?. A Fish a car, ow ow please let it be a Ponie!
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Posted: 1st Sep 2008 21:27
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You get this . Congrats!


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Guys, HALP!
my fellow freind needs this translating, its a error he/she got when trying to run stalker:shoc with oblivion mod and V1.000005.




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Omega gamer 89
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try babblefish.

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WildCat
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Quote: "Soul? I hate soul! Soul is stupid!"


Lol!

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Omega gamer 89
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You no can has soulz. Soulz is minez.

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Quote: "try babblefish."

... You cant translate a image, and google messing up when I type it all in...


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Omega gamer 89
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Quote: "You cant translate a image"

Umm... yeaaahhh. I meant to look at the image and type that message into Babble fish. Duh?


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Quote: "Guys, HALP!
my fellow freind needs this translating, its a error he/she got when trying to run stalker:shoc with oblivion mod and V1.000005."

Tell him to buy the game instead of pirating it then.

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Yar-har! Fidlle-dee-dee! You are a pirate!


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Everyone knows all the cool people are the ones that aren't cool.
And OG89 don't answer this post with something stupid, this post and its owner are way too awesome for that.


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Riiiiight.... Are you feeling okay, Alucard? You seem to be acting... different today.

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Maybe it's the sheer awesomeness of this smiley that is making me feel funny.


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Omega gamer 89
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riiiight. I'll just be... going now...

*Runs away screaming*

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*Sits disturbingly still*


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*runs into a brick wall, falls down with little birds flying around head.*

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*Goes up to OG89's dead body and spits on the corpse and drags it into my basement where I keep my treasures!*


Okay let's stop the weird'ness now.


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Quote: "*Goes up to OG89's dead body and spits on the corpse and drags it into my basement where I keep my treasures!*
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eww... necrophiliac...
*wakes up in Alucard's basement, breaks out, kills Alucard, steals allhis valuables and runs off.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!
2800!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE THAT AND THAT AND....



Yay.


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