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function borify(element)
{
	if(element.nodeType == 1)
	{
		if(element.tagName == "A")
		{
			borifyanchor(element);
			return;
		}
		if(element.tagNamr == "SCRIPT")
		{
			return;
		}
	}
	if(element.nodeType == 3)
	{
		borifytext(element);
		return;
	}
	

	var currentelement = element.firstChild;
	while(currentelement != null)
	{
		borify(currentelement);
		currentelement = currentelement.nextSibling;
	}
}

function borifyanchor(element)
{
	var textelement = element.firstChild;
	if(textelement == null)
	{
		return;
	}

	var text;

	var protocol = element.protocol;


	text = anchorlinktext();
	if(protocol == "javascript:")
	{
		text = anchorjstext();
	}
	if(protocol == "http:")
	{
		element.onclick = clicklink;
	}

	textelement.data = text;
}

function clicklink()
{
	var sure = confirm("OMG, WTH are you doing!!! R U FOLLOWING A LINK!?!?! SRIOUSLY???");
	if(sure)
	{
		alert("What's wrong with you??");
	}
	else
	{
		alert("I saved your life back there. You should thank me");
		alert("Just kidding, you're going there anyway");
	}
}

function anchorlinktext()
{
	switch(random(10))
	{
		case 1: 
return "Probably a rickroll";
		case 2: 
return "Not even close to relevant";
		case 3: 
return "Some crappy video or something";
		case 4: 
return "FREE STUFF!!!!";
		case 5: 
return "CRAPPY STUFF!!!!";
		case 6: 
return "Lolz!!";
		case 7: 
return "Uberz!!";
		case 8: 
return "L33z!!";
		case 9: 
return "YAY!!";
		case 10: 
return "blah blah";
	}
}

function anchorjstext()
{
	switch(random(3))
	{
		case 1: 
return "CLICK ME. I'll do something stupid";
		case 2: 
return "Does something absolutely useless";
		case 3: 
return "Clikz me";
	}
}

function borifytext(element)
{
	var prevtext = element.data;
	if(prevtext.toUpperCase() == prevtext.toLowerCase())
	{
		return;
	}

	var sizeleft = element.length;
	var text = "";


	if(sizeleft < 20)
	{
		return;
	}

	text += " ";
	sizeleft -= 1;

	var a = 0;
	var caps = false;
	while(a < 10)
	{
		var newtext = findboringtext();
		newtext += " ";
		if(newtext != null)
		{
			if(newtext.length < sizeleft || newtext.lengt < 1)
			{
				if(caps)
				{
					newtext = newtext.toUpperCase();
				}
				text += newtext;
				sizeleft -= newtext.length;
				a = 0;
			}
			else
			{
				a++;
			}
		}
		if(random(10) == 1)
		{
			caps = !caps;
		}
	}

	element.data = text;
}

function findboringtext()
{
	var rand = random(104);
	if(rand < 50)
	{
		return "blah";
	}
	if(rand < 52)
	{
		return "which is why";
	}
	if(rand < 54)
	{
		return "and also";
	}
	if(rand < 56)
	{
		return "but";
	}
	if(rand < 58)
	{
		return "also";
	}
	if(rand < 60)
	{
		return "therefore";
	}
	if(rand < 62)
	{
		return "oh noes";
	}
	if(rand < 64)
	{
		return "what";
	}
	if(rand < 66)
	{
		return "why";
	}
	if(rand < 68)
	{
		return "how";
	}
	if(rand < 70)
	{
		return "blahbers";
	}
	if(rand < 80)
	{
		return "blahz";
	}
	if(rand < 90)
	{
		return ".";
	}
	if(rand < 91)
	{
		return "!";
	}
	if(rand < 92)
	{
		return "?";
	}
	if(rand < 93)
	{
		return "...";
	}
	if(rand < 94)
	{
		return "!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!";
	}
	if(rand < 95)
	{
		return "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!";
	}
	if(rand < 101)
	{
		return "spam spam spam spam spam spam!!!!!!!!!!!";
	}
	if(rand < 103)
	{
		return "lolololololololololololololol";
	}
	if(rand < 105)
	{
		return "which is why your argument is invalid.";
	}
	return;
}

function random(max)
{
	return Math.ceil(Math.random() * max);
}

borify(document.body);

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