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Omega gamer 89
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You'll LOVE this.

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Posted: 26th Nov 2008 17:16 Edited at: 26th Nov 2008 17:18
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And you'll love THIS!


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Posted: 26th Nov 2008 19:01 Edited at: 26th Nov 2008 19:01
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And YOU'LL all love THIS!
If you DON'T laugh at that, there is something wrong with you...

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Posted: 26th Nov 2008 19:13
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MWHAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
XDXDXD That girl went flying! Man... I feel sorry for her. Right now... I've got the 2 girls 1 cup emotions coming over me... sad, wtf? lolz, and OMG? WTF? BBQ?!? and OMG D'AT IZ ZOO FUNNEH LIEK LOLZ AND MUDKIPZ!


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 26th Nov 2008 19:18
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Lol, I believe that someone edited that video, and made it so the dancer did a FALCON KICK! I can never find that one though...

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Posted: 26th Nov 2008 19:30 Edited at: 26th Nov 2008 19:31
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Lulz


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Posted: 27th Nov 2008 14:24
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Blah.

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 27th Nov 2008 20:00
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I can't wait to feast on turkey! Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 28th Nov 2008 04:14
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E=mc hammer.
I have just revolutionized your entire perception of the univewrse, even if you realize it.

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Oh noes! Not the univewrse! Luckily, I live in the universe instead. Sucks to be those univewrsians.

Also, for E=mc hammer to be true, hammer = the speed of light, which is unpossible-fulness...


Unless.....Egad! The light-hammer! We must warn the peoplez!

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 28th Nov 2008 05:50
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Quote: "Oh noes! Not the univewrse! Luckily, I live in the universe instead. Sucks to be those univewrsians."

No, no, no... You apparently know nothing of quantum Phiyshtics.
The univewrse is a type of "super-universe" which contains all the smaller universes, such as the one we inhabit. The univewrse is actually the second largest thing out there.The largest is the Uniwarves... Well, other than Chuck Norris. But that goes without saying.

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Posted: 28th Nov 2008 05:53
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Mmmm... quantum fish sticks.

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Posted: 28th Nov 2008 05:56
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Yes, they go ever so well with Nuclear tartar sauce.

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Posted: 28th Nov 2008 06:04
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And atomic...ketchup..?

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NO! Atomic MUSTARD!
GEEZE! Learn to thermonuclear condiments!

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Oh right. Atomic mustard. I was thinking of molecular mayonaisse...

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Posted: 28th Nov 2008 06:09
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Yeah, or Radioactive Relish.

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Posted: 30th Nov 2008 15:24
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Snowing again...

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Just had to see if the smilies worked

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Posted: 2nd Dec 2008 22:08 Edited at: 2nd Dec 2008 22:09
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Hellos...

EDIT: Darn it, the forum messed up my ascii art...

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Posted: 2nd Dec 2008 22:56
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Do it in a code box.

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 3rd Dec 2008 21:17
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I declare war against all ducks!!!

If you want to know why, just don't worry about it, they need to be taken care of!!! *war cry*


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Posted: 3rd Dec 2008 21:19
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What? Yodaman, didn't you get the memo? Its CHICKENS not ducks.
Just to clarify, we are declaring war on CHICKENS because they greatly outnumber humans. If we don't do something now, they will overrun us and take of the earth!

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 3rd Dec 2008 21:25
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Did I say ducks? I totally meant Chickens..thanks for correcting me Omega! *shew*


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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 4th Dec 2008 18:02
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I AM AWARE THAT I WILL HALVE MY POINTS WITH THIS.

I'm going to tell you all about my last week!

Last week, it snowed for the first time here. About an inch and a half to two inches worth, it made me really happy because I like snow. I also asked my sister (who is very talented at making jewelry) to make a special custom-made necklace for a rather special friend of mine who I will see at Christmas, which that of course makes me really happy too. I also began photoshopping pics and with the help of a friend, I should become an expert at photoshopping within the next years or so.

Now, I went to sleep last night (which took some doing because of insomnia) and I don't remember my dream at all, but I think it had something to do with pudding. Lots and lots of pudding. Anyway, I awoke this morning and to my dismay discovered that the coffee is of poor quality. I immediately went on a wild rampage and stampeded the nearest village in search of the most flavorful coffee bean. To my utter disappointment, I found out that I'd have to go to Columbia to find that bean...*sigh*. I can't go to Columbia until my feet smell good, something which may not happen for a while. When I awoke this morning I also found I had uber dry eyes. That was annoying. Then I went onto the couch and fell asleep for about an hour. Bummer...


Now I'm on here, attempting to revive this thread by sacrificing nearly all of my points. However, since Aaron started this thread LAST YEAR and has now left temporarily, I don't think he'll be counting..the number of messages has increased and I don't think he'd appreciate reading through all of it. So, by default and logic, my points' amount remains exactly the same as the last time I halved it.

Oh yeah, I also read from page 70 to 84. ALL OF IT. Do I get a cookie?


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 4th Dec 2008 20:36
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Quote: "I should become an expert at photoshopping within the next years or so."


The sheer ignorance of that statement nearly made my head explode. I've been doing photoshop regularly for over 4 years, and I've been taking college classes in photoshop for two years, and I'm not an expert.
All of my college professors have degrees in multimedia and graphic design, and even they are not "experts". Sure they know what they're doing, and they're more than qualified to instruct others, but there is so much about photoshop that they don't know. NO ONE knows everything about ANY of the huge-mega-powerful Adobe programs. There are very few true "experts" at any of the Adobe programs.

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Yodaman Jer
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Quote: "The sheer ignorance of that statement nearly made my head explode."


I apologize for nearly making your head explode Omega. I must point out however that I mis-typed my original statement:
Quote: "
I should become an expert at photoshopping within the next years or so."


I meant to type:

Quote: ""I should become an expert at photoshopping within the next few years or so.""


I definitely don't expect to become an expert soon at all. I really don't plan on being an expert at all. I can do basic things in it, but definitely nothing like BiggAdd. And it's not even really photoshop, I should have made that clear..it's the newest version of GIMP. I just used the word 'photoshopping' because it seems that that has become a verb in this modern day world...

So, again I apologize for nearly making your head explode.


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Posted: 4th Dec 2008 20:55
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Quote: "I've been doing photoshop regularly for over 4 years, and I've been taking college classes in photoshop for two years, and I'm not an expert."

4 Years? I've been Photoshopping for 9 months... O.o


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Posted: 4th Dec 2008 22:01
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I've been shooping for 5 minutes, but I'm already A LOT better than Biggadd and everyone else. I just don't flaunt my skills.

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I've been photoshopping for 6 years, but the first 5 of those were really unserious so I didn't learn anything from it. This last year I've learnt a lot though.


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Posted: 4th Dec 2008 22:20
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You know that movie, V for vendetta? That was originally a documentary about seagulls. That's how good I am.

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Yeah, well you know that movie "Titanic"? IT used to be a flash cartoon about winged gerbils attempting to unleash the demons of hell upon humanity. That's how good I am, and, as I've said, I'm not an expert.

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Titanic huh? A big boat, that sinks, breaks in two? LOL!

Hardly convincing. Though the art was well done, I suspect you drew the caracters hideously ugly on purpose for that extra touch of realism, but you don't need to overdo it. Otherwise, not that bad for a MS paint-job. You couldn't have used photoshop, as it would have turned out better. Please don't tell me you used photoshop.

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No, I didn't have photoshop back then. I actually used a pair of scissors and some glue. No computer at all. And, yeah, I made it hideously bad on purpose.

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Alright then, I will have to admit that it was somewhat impressive.

I give it 4 steaming piles of s**t out of 5 steaming piles of s**t.

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Yodaman Jer
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YAY! I'm so glad this thread has been revived!

Now, my minions! ATTACK!


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Yes...
Uhh..
MY MINIONS!
ATTACK AS WELL!!!
DESTROY THE EIFFEL TOWER!

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Quote: "DESTROY THE EIFFEL TOWER!"


Yes! And the monstrosity that is my room! AH HA HA HA!!


*shifty eyes*

...what? I need a new room!


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Posted: 5th Dec 2008 07:30
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Quote: "I've been shooping for 5 minutes, but I'm already A LOT better than Biggadd and everyone else. I just don't flaunt my skills."


Its true, I once gazed upon one of his magnificent works, I was hospitalized for 14 months.

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That bad huh? Well when you see him, tell him I said "hrfgeuyae kufeh#8infffffaa€mµ!". I won't stand for people messing with my buds, directly or indirectly.

He'll know what it means once the colours of dawn fades over photoshopia. When the layer of clouds renders, the time is right.

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I once photoshooped Chuck Norris' head onto the body of a Barbie doll. It was SO well done, Chuck Norris DIDN'T round house kick me straight to hell!

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Quote: "Chuck Norris DIDN'T round house kick me straight to hell!"

Then how did you get here?(We are in hell.)


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No, I'm in Pittsburgh. Since Pittsburgh was voted "America's most livable city" it is most certainly NOT hell.
I did VISIT hell once for a class trip, though.. Its actually a pleasant place, if you're just visiting. They have a very nice Casino.

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Odd... Because you're in Hell right now, infact, this is hell And the FPSC boards are nightmares...


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Lol, no. 4Chan is hell. FEAR THE /B/TARDS!

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Eh? 4Chan is heaven! Wait... Oh yeah, You're a Stoopid HOOMAN. GTFO.


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Yo Momma.


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Hay! I is no hooman! I ez teh nuclear-powered space panda!
FEAR ME!!!

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No, I won't fear you, YOU'LL FEAR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! and Wii Mii...


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My Mii looks like Jesus.
Your argument is invalid.
(No, he really does! I even use him in AC:CF)

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