Quote: "How can I be flattened by a truck if I stay inside my entire life?"
You're kidding, right? How can you ask such a stupid question?! THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS!!!
I'll simply fire a truck at your house from my orbiting truck cannon.
That's right, IanM isn't the only one with a doomsday device floating in space.
Quote: "But my dad drank PowerThirst, so that means that I, along with my 399 siblings, can run away from you as fast as Kenyans! "
AHA! MY father drank 20 cans of Powerthirst EVERY day from the day he turned 3, as did his father, and his father! (I'm the third 1st born son in my family to have the exact same name as his father. I'm John H. Wetzel IV)
My mother drank
30 cans of Powerthirst every day from the day she turned 4! As did her mother, and her mother before her, all the way up to my great, great, great, great grandmother, who, along with her secret society of mega-ultra-super-people,
INVENTED POWERTHIRST!
Of course the powerthirst THEY drank, was 50 times more concentrated, so 1 can of their original stuff gave you the equivilant of 50 cans of today's watered down stuff.
PLUS I only have THREE siblings! So THAT means that the four of us EACH got
100 times the amount each of the 400 of you got!
AND I've been drinking
60 cans of powerthirst every day since I WAS BORN!!!
AND I RECEIVE SUPER-CONCENTRATED POWERTHIRST INTRAVENOUSLY EVERY NIGHT! I ALWAYS GET THE ORIGINAL RECIPE, HANDED DOWN FROM MY GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRANDMOTHER!
YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME!
I just ran 6000 laps around the equator in under 12 seconds!
I CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO!!!
FEAR ME!
Oh, and don't try and change your story now. You said your dad drank powerthirst, and you have 399 siblings, and that's it. You can't say your mom drank it, too, you can't say YOU drink it, and you can't beat me.
Get over it, you've lost.
SPORTS!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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