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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2009 06:33
Quote: "You guys would probably be more respected members if you didn't write all this crap all day long"


What's wrong with a little silliness? Would you prefer we posted this stuff in other threads? You don't have to be serious 24/7.

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Posted: 23rd Jan 2009 06:34
Exactly, that's the whole point of these threads.

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Posted: 23rd Jan 2009 06:42
A little silliness is fine on occasion, just that it looks like you had far too much sugar.

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Posted: 23rd Jan 2009 06:45
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2009 06:58
Quote: "just that it looks like you had far too much sugar."

Or are one of those teenagers who more or less feed on energy drinks.


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Posted: 23rd Jan 2009 07:20
Quote: "A little silliness is fine on occasion, just that it looks like you had far too much sugar."

No, my sugar intake is fine. I just like being goofy unless the situation warrants seriousness, that's all.
Quote: "Or are one of those teenagers who more or less feed on energy drinks."

A) Although I AM still a teenager, (I'll be 20 at the end of May) I really can be mature when the need arises, believe it or not. I just don't see any need to be serious in this thread, for the most part.
B) I don't drink energy drinks. I can't stand them, they taste nasty. The closest I get is Pepsi.

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Posted: 23rd Jan 2009 07:31 Edited at: 23rd Jan 2009 07:32
Alucard. Why did you have to say that, my mum just head out to the shops, I asked her to grab me an iced coffee, and she came back and said 'they only had iced coffee loaded with guarana, will it do?' So I had to have that instead. I'm drinking it now, it's not very tasty...

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Posted: 23rd Jan 2009 07:49 Edited at: 23rd Jan 2009 07:51
Quote: "my mum just head out to the shops,"

At first I was like, "...wait.. what?" because its almost 2 AM where I am.
My brain is running at half capacity because I'm kinda tired. It took me a second to register you must be in a different time zone.

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Posted: 23rd Jan 2009 07:57
Maybe you need some ENERGY DRINK.

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Posted: 24th Jan 2009 00:29
POWERTHIRST!
Its an energy drink for men!
MENERGY!

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Posted: 24th Jan 2009 00:42 Edited at: 24th Jan 2009 00:43
I actually have a POWERTHIRST T-shirt.
THAT is how awesome I am.



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Posted: 24th Jan 2009 01:24
Okay, I can't believe that I can possibly sink this low, but that is pretty awesome.

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Posted: 24th Jan 2009 04:14
HEY! do you wanna be SO ENERGETIC?!
THESE AREN'T YOUR DADS PUNS! These are energy puns!
TURBO PUNS!

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Posted: 24th Jan 2009 04:29
mods wouldn't bother reading over this to lock it anyway, its been around forever and its way too long.
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Posted: 24th Jan 2009 04:39
Quote: "HEY! do you wanna be SO ENERGETIC?!
THESE AREN'T YOUR DADS PUNS! These are energy puns!
TURBO PUNS!
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You'll run so fast that mother nature will be all like 'S L O W D O W N' and you'll be all like "**** you"!

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Posted: 24th Jan 2009 05:02
Yes, and then you'll kick her in the face with your

ENERGY LEGS!!!


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Posted: 24th Jan 2009 08:22
-.- Dude that was funny the first 100 times.

Anyway I can't believe this thread still lives. Are we still tracking points? or is it just a big spam topic now? :o

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Posted: 24th Jan 2009 08:32
No, I really, don't think we're still keeping track of points. They've all just accepted that I've long since won.

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Posted: 24th Jan 2009 08:58
No you haven't. I'm gonna battle on until you lose, so because it seems you'll never stop, I guess I'm gonna have to wait until you're dead. And since you're older than me, you'll be dead 6-odd years before me.

So that means that I have already won.

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Posted: 24th Jan 2009 13:01
Quote: "(I'll be 20 at the end of May)"


Oh dear. I hope it's not the 30th of May...that's when I'm 20.



I suppose one good thing about this thread is that all of the nutcases get to blow off steam away from all the other threads.


Though anybody who makes another Powerthirst reference I will personally see to it that you all will have a horse head in your bed.

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Posted: 24th Jan 2009 14:31 Edited at: 24th Jan 2009 14:31
I am so terribly sorry that I haven't been able to spam the forum as much as I'd like these last months (this thread in particular). I have been very busy with actual programming. Yes, that's right. The activity most of us forum members were originally meant to be doing.

I know, people will likely say: "Grandma! I am humbled by your presence, might I be so bold as to inquire you of a sneak-peak of whatever it is that you are working on?" No.

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Do you all like, hate it when she says she wants to stay friends, then she like, acts all resented towards you when you try to IM her and ask her how she's doing? Do you hate that as much as I do? Cuz I hate that. A lot.

*steam blown off.*

Wait....what?
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Posted: 24th Jan 2009 20:44 Edited at: 24th Jan 2009 20:44
interesting....

And in other news, I officially have no money. :o

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Posted: 24th Jan 2009 20:59
No money? AHHH!!!!!!!

Wait....what?
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Posted: 25th Jan 2009 03:27
Quote: "Do you all like, hate it when she says she wants to stay friends, then she like, acts all resented towards you when you try to IM her and ask her how she's doing? Do you hate that as much as I do? Cuz I hate that. A lot."


You should cut off her arms and sell them on Ebay!

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Posted: 25th Jan 2009 08:00 Edited at: 25th Jan 2009 08:04
Quote: "No you haven't. I'm gonna battle on until you lose, so because it seems you'll never stop, I guess I'm gonna have to wait until you're dead. And since you're older than me, you'll be dead 6-odd years before me.

So that means that I have already won."



Okay, NO.

A) How do I know I'm older than you? How old are you? (Unless you're under 18, then obviously don't post it)
B) Even if I AM older, there's no reason to believe I'll die before you. You could get flattened by a truck tomorrow, and I could live to be 95.
C) If I AM older, and it IS likely I'll die before you, assuming we both die of old age, then I guess I'll just...
KILL YOU NOW!!!!!







HA!


Quote: "Oh dear. I hope it's not the 30th of May...that's when I'm 20."

CLOSE! May 31st!
Quote: "Though anybody who makes another Powerthirst reference I will personally see to it that you all will have a horse head in your bed"
.

AAAAAGH! SPORTS AAAAGH!!!

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Posted: 25th Jan 2009 08:48
Quote: "A) How do I know I'm older than you? How old are you? (Unless you're under 18, then obviously don't post it)"


Because I know that you are almost twenty, and I'm not that old yet.

Quote: "B) Even if I AM older, there's no reason to believe I'll die before you. You could get flattened by a truck tomorrow, and I could live to be 95."


How can I be flattened by a truck if I stay inside my entire life?

Quote: "C) If I AM older, and it IS likely I'll die before you, assuming we both die of old age, then I guess I'll just...
KILL YOU NOW!!!!!"


But my dad drank PowerThirst, so that means that I, along with my 399 siblings, can run away from you as fast as Kenyans!
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Posted: 25th Jan 2009 09:49
Quote: "How can I be flattened by a truck if I stay inside my entire life?"

You're kidding, right? How can you ask such a stupid question?! THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS!!!
I'll simply fire a truck at your house from my orbiting truck cannon.
That's right, IanM isn't the only one with a doomsday device floating in space.

Quote: "But my dad drank PowerThirst, so that means that I, along with my 399 siblings, can run away from you as fast as Kenyans! "

AHA! MY father drank 20 cans of Powerthirst EVERY day from the day he turned 3, as did his father, and his father! (I'm the third 1st born son in my family to have the exact same name as his father. I'm John H. Wetzel IV)
My mother drank 30 cans of Powerthirst every day from the day she turned 4! As did her mother, and her mother before her, all the way up to my great, great, great, great grandmother, who, along with her secret society of mega-ultra-super-people, INVENTED POWERTHIRST!
Of course the powerthirst THEY drank, was 50 times more concentrated, so 1 can of their original stuff gave you the equivilant of 50 cans of today's watered down stuff.
PLUS I only have THREE siblings! So THAT means that the four of us EACH got 100 times the amount each of the 400 of you got!
AND I've been drinking 60 cans of powerthirst every day since I WAS BORN!!!
AND I RECEIVE SUPER-CONCENTRATED POWERTHIRST INTRAVENOUSLY EVERY NIGHT! I ALWAYS GET THE ORIGINAL RECIPE, HANDED DOWN FROM MY GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRANDMOTHER!

YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME!


I just ran 6000 laps around the equator in under 12 seconds!
I CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO!!!
FEAR ME!


Oh, and don't try and change your story now. You said your dad drank powerthirst, and you have 399 siblings, and that's it. You can't say your mom drank it, too, you can't say YOU drink it, and you can't beat me.
Get over it, you've lost.


SPORTS!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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Posted: 25th Jan 2009 10:05
Yes, but I have a Powerthirst level of

OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!

You fail.
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Posted: 25th Jan 2009 10:21
No, I do not fail at all, for the following reasons:

A) That meme is inaccurate. In the ACTUAL episode, Vegeta does NOT say "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!" He just says "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" He doesn't elongate and drag out the "thousand" at all. I have the season one box set, I could watch it right now, just to be sure.
B) You're lying. The scouter says your powerthirst level is 620.
C) My powerthirst level is maximum. (Just like Broly.)

Just give up, man. You'll never win. I can outwit you anytime I want.

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Posted: 25th Jan 2009 10:28
O rly?

I winzorrz.
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I don't even need to come up with a witty response this time. There's no need, with a pathetic comeback like
Quote: "O rly? "


You fail, sir.

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How can you say its racist? How do you know I'M not African American? Or Chinese? Or Mexican? You assume I'm caucasian, but what evidence do you have to support this?
Besides:


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Posted: 25th Jan 2009 10:50 Edited at: 25th Jan 2009 10:55
In actual fact, neither of us can win until one of us is dead.

FACT.

So I guess we're just going to have to keep posting meaningless arguments.

EDIT: WAIT! I have come up with two devious points of information;

1; How can you fire a truck from your orbital truck cannon when I am inside your head, as you pointed out before? Without killing yourself?

2; How can you drink that many cans of Powerthirst when you said that you don't drink energy drinks?

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Posted: 25th Jan 2009 11:09 Edited at: 25th Jan 2009 11:10
1) Your location is "inside YOUR head", not "Inside Omega_gamer's head". I hereby define the head being referred to as being that of Bob Dole. NOT MINE.

2) Powerthirst is NOT an energy drink. powerthirst is like crystal meth in a can.
its crystal meth in a can.
POWERTHIRST IS CRYSTAL METH!
Really, though, to call powerthirst an "energy drink" is insulting. TRUE powerthirst, the REAL stuff I drink, the real stuff made by my great, great, great, great grandmother is much more than a mere energy drink.

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Posted: 25th Jan 2009 11:13
Quote: "1) Your location says "Inside your head.". How can you look at my face from inside my head?"


You said it yourself.
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Posted: 25th Jan 2009 11:16
Yes, that was before, when I had not yet defined who the "your" in "inside your head" referred to. Back then, it could be the head of whoever was speaking. NOW, it ONLY refers to the head of Bob Dole.

See? I can always outsmart you. That WAS a good try though.

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Posted: 25th Jan 2009 11:58
Quote: "See? I can always outsmart you. "


If by 'outsmart', you mean that you are OUTside the SMARTness range of I, then yes. You are correct.
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Wow, that was just plain dumb. That wasn't even proper English. "Outside the smartness range of I"?
WHAT?
That should probably be "Outside my smartness range.".

Oh, and YES, I AM outside your smartness range. Meaning my "smartness" is far, far greater than yours. That could not have been more obvious.
If you are out of someone's hearing range, you are too far away for them to hear you. If you are out of someone's throwing range, you are too far away for them to hit you with whatever they throw. If you are out of someone's "smartness range" you are too smart for them to comprehend what you say unless you dumb it down for them. (Which I constantly do for you.)
YOU JUST ADMITTED THAT I AM SMARTER THAN YOU.
If you had said, "under my smartness range" or "below my smartness range" that might have worked, except that I never said " I can always undersmart you" or " I can always belowsmart you." That wouldn't make sense, though, since "undersmart" and "belowsmart" aren't words. Plus, I'm not below your "smartness range".

Your continued ability to massively fail impresses me, I'll give you that.

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Posted: 25th Jan 2009 12:21
Quote: "If you are out of someone's "smartness range" you are too smart for them to comprehend what you say unless you dumb it down for them. (Which I constantly do for you.)"

Actually, that could go both ways. You could be sooo dumb that he has trouble understanding you, and vice versa. Hence you wouldn't understand what he meant, which you just didn't.

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Posted: 25th Jan 2009 12:24 Edited at: 25th Jan 2009 12:25
Quote: "Actually, that could go both ways."

No, it couldn't. You can't be soooo close to someone that they can't hear or reach you. Besides, any truly intelligent person can understand even the stupidest of idiots.
For example, Grandma, I'm so smart, I can understand you.
Yeah, that's right, I said it.

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Posted: 25th Jan 2009 12:46
Quote: "If you are out of someone's hearing range, you are too far away for them to hear you. "


I am deaf.

I am not kidding.

I wear a hearing aid and need to plug a cord into it to listen to music.

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Quote: "I am deaf."

Umm... OK? Am I supposed to feel bad or something? Sorry, I'm not trying to be insensitive, but its not like I said anything offensive. Does it matter that I simply mentioned hearing and you happen to be deaf?

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Posted: 25th Jan 2009 13:14
Ha ha! That always manages to confuse 'em...

No, I was serious. I don't really care about it though.
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Quote: "No, it couldn't. You can't be soooo close to someone that they can't hear or reach you."

Hmmm, we'll see, We'll see...

Quote: "Besides, any truly intelligent person can understand even the stupidest of idiots.
For example, Grandma, I'm so smart, I can understand you.
Yeah, that's right, I said it."

I can't understand you. What do you mean? Is there a banana cannon on my roof?

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