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Geek Culture / [STICKY] The Posting Competition

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 28th Jan 2009 01:49
I like HAM!
PLEASE BRING ONE HAM FOR TO EATING THE HAM!
I WANT ONE EATING HAM PLEASE! THE HAM FOR THE EATING!

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Toasty Fresh
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Posted: 28th Jan 2009 08:26
I like PORK!
PLEASE BRING ONE PORK FOR TO EATING THE PORK!
I WANT ONE EATING PORK PLEASE! THE PORK FOR THE EATING!
Twisted Steel Software
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Posted: 28th Jan 2009 09:14 Edited at: 28th Jan 2009 09:15
[href=skype:jimmio92?add][/href]Why doesn't this work... D:

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Twisted Steel Software
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Posted: 28th Jan 2009 09:19
Post 3,604! =D

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Benjamin
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Posted: 28th Jan 2009 10:01 Edited at: 28th Jan 2009 10:02
Quote: "Why doesn't this work..."

Why would it? HTTP links are the only type supported here.

Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 28th Jan 2009 18:00
Hey, Kari.
Whatcha doin'?
Why do ya have that blank zombeh like stare at me?
Do I have somthin' on m'shirt?
Do I have broccoli on m'shirt?
I don't think Inhave broccoli on m'shirt.
I wore my bib.
AHHHH! MY SECRET BIB!

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Zdrok
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Posted: 28th Jan 2009 18:07 Edited at: 28th Jan 2009 18:08
Huh? I'm late? Guess I'd better start.

postpostpostpostpostpostpost


I'm done. I like Battlefield 1942 and annoying people, do youuuuuuuuuuuu?

Post #3,607, at your service.

EDIT: Shortened post message.

Kola
Semi-covert ops in north Russia
TBA 2009
Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 28th Jan 2009 19:06
[Blog entry #76. Day 76.]

Today, I once again disturbed the peace of the Republic, causing havoc in the council rooms and embarrassing myself in front of that one girl I mentioned in my last blog entry [Day 45, paragraph 2, sentence 7, 9 characters in]. While she did smile at me (thus making my legs to turn into a jello-like substance), the embarrassment was still there, especially when the Republic Police Officers came in and stole my precious laptop.

[End blog entry.]


OK, done now...

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 28th Jan 2009 19:47
Spaghetti Tacos for the win!

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Venge
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Posted: 28th Jan 2009 22:41
Automatic termination SELF-DESTRUCTIVE REVOLUTION.

Toasty Fresh
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Posted: 28th Jan 2009 22:58
Quote: "Spaghetti Tacos for the win!"


Roasted cockroach tacos for the win!
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 28th Jan 2009 23:06 Edited at: 28th Jan 2009 23:07
You can't roast cockroaches! You have to bake them in a light Italian cream sauce!

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Toasty Fresh
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Posted: 28th Jan 2009 23:13
Yah, well, you can't spaghetti either.
Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 28th Jan 2009 23:25


Odd, it won't let me post, because it says "TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK OFF"..in all caps...now that's funny...


[caps off]

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 00:49
E = mc hammer!

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Toasty Fresh
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 01:14
I cannot think of anything to say.
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 01:54
I am typing words now!

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Toasty Fresh
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 01:59
Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding.
Zdrok
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 02:14
This is spam. Please leave a spam for spam until the spam ends, have a nice spam.

Kola
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Twisted Steel Software
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 02:31
3,620... Spam.

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Toasty Fresh
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 02:59
I like CHEESE!
PLEASE BRING ONE CHEESE FOR TO EATING THE CHEESE!
I WANT ONE EATING CHEESE PLEASE! THE CHEESE FOR THE EATING!
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 03:13 Edited at: 29th Jan 2009 03:14
NO CHEESE FOR YOU! le petit fromage...

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 03:56
javascript:insertSmiley('')[quote][img]null[/img]


Wait....what?
Venge
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 04:07
[center]

Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 04:08
DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
I'm a firin ma lasr...

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Toasty Fresh
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 04:17
I like CHOCOLATE!
PLEASE BRING ONE CHOCOLATE FOR TO EATING THE CHOCOLATE!
I WANT ONE EATING CHOCOLATE PLEASE! THE CHOCOLATE FOR THE EATING!
Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 04:18


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Venge
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 04:41
You know what's weird?




..Naah.

Toasty Fresh
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 04:48
[center]
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 05:08 Edited at: 29th Jan 2009 05:10
I like...
.......
.............
................TOAST!!!
PLEASE BRING ONE TOAST FOR TO EATING THE TOAST!
I WANT ONE EATING TOAST PLEASE! THE TOAST FOR THE EATING!
...
.........
...............
And some butter, please? Thank you.

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 05:53



So THAT'S what the 'center' button does!! COOL!!! I always wondered what it did....

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Toasty Fresh
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 05:56
I like OMEGA 3 MILK!
PLEASE BRING ONE OMEGA 3 MILK FOR TO EATING THE OMEGA 3 MILK!
I WANT ONE EATING OMEGA 3 MILK PLEASE! THE OMEGA 3 MILK FOR THE EATING!
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 06:06
Quote: "I like OMEGA 3 MILK!
PLEASE BRING ONE OMEGA 3 MILK FOR TO EATING THE OMEGA 3 MILK!
I WANT ONE EATING OMEGA 3 MILK PLEASE! THE OMEGA 3 MILK FOR THE EATING! "


YOU FAIL!
The CORRECT answer was:
I like OMEGA 3 FISH OIL!
PLEASE BRING ONE OMEGA 3 FISH OIL FOR TO EATING THE OMEGA 3 FISH OIL!
I WANT ONE EATING OMEGA 3 FISH OIL PLEASE! THE OMEGA 3 FISH OIL FOR THE EATING!
Fish oil is important for a healthy heart, you know.

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Toasty Fresh
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 06:35
Okey then...

I like OMEGA GAMER 893 FISH OIL!
PLEASE BRING ONE OMEGA GAMER 893 FISH OIL FOR TO EATING THE OMEGA GAMER 893 FISH OIL!
I WANT ONE EATING OMEGA GAMER 893 FISH OIL PLEASE! THE OMEGA GAMER 893 FISH OIL FOR THE EATING!
Lemonade
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 06:52
This thread needs to be locked...

Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 07:00
No, this thread needs to remain unlocked. this thread is here so that all the sillies and nonsensical stuff (or at least the vast majority of it) stays in one convenient location, instead of spilling into other threads.
This has been explained many times before.

Oh, and uhh...
I AM THE PUDDING PATROL! MEET MY SIDEKICK, MR. DUCK LUMPS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!

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Toasty Fresh
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 07:22 Edited at: 29th Jan 2009 07:22
I AM THE PUDDING PATROL'S EVIL TWIN, THE SOUP PATROL! MEET MY SIDEKICK, MR. RABBIT CRATERS! AAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAWM!
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 16:22
...Are you COMPLETELY stupid? The Pudding patrol's evil twin is the Jell-o squad! And the Jell-o squad's sidekick is Mr. Goose Piles! DUH!

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maniac
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 21:01 Edited at: 29th Jan 2009 21:02
Thread Locked

This thread has been locked for the following reason: Please no more forum games.

AUP Section 3.17 ...Moderators shall, at their discretion, determine what constitutes a violation of theses terms, along with generally accepted nettiqute standards, and can take action against those who violate these rules.

If you contributed to the reason for locking, you may now find yourself on moderation, or in extreme cases a ban.
Toasty Fresh
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Posted: 29th Jan 2009 23:59
Rubbish.
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 30th Jan 2009 00:55 Edited at: 30th Jan 2009 00:57
Quote: "Thread Locked

This thread has been locked for the following reason: Please no more forum games."

FOOL!

Dost thou think thyself a mod? Thou art mad! Turn back to thy parent's basement and thy sofa-bed, before I strike thee down with the flame of Kaethargriin!!

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Toasty Fresh
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Posted: 30th Jan 2009 02:03
Ditto.
Aertic
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Posted: 1st Feb 2009 22:03
YO DAWG! WE PUT WATER IN YOUR BOTTLE!
Well, no, we didnt put water in it... Or urine, we just put saliva in...
O.O

YO DAWG! WE HEARD YOU LIKE ME! SO WE PUT ME! INTO ME! SO YOU CAN LIKE ME WHEN LIKING ME!
DAWG!


"Your greatest teacher is your harshest critic"-'Butterfingers'
Zdrok
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Posted: 1st Feb 2009 22:08
Sei whut

*Salute*
Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 2nd Feb 2009 00:15


Ouch. I have a headache. And an upset stomach, missed church because of it too, and that makes me slightly grumpy.

So uh, anyone else here know of Red Skelton?

Wait....what?
AndrewT
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Posted: 2nd Feb 2009 02:28 Edited at: 2nd Feb 2009 02:44
LOSERS SAY WHAT

hmm...that works a lot better irl...

Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 2nd Feb 2009 03:40
STEEEEEEEEEEELERRRRRRRRS!!!
WHOOO! 100-yard run by Harrison!
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Toasty Fresh
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Posted: 2nd Feb 2009 08:30
Quote: "LOSERS SAY WHAT"


I didn't know that existed in US...
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 2nd Feb 2009 16:28 Edited at: 2nd Feb 2009 16:28
and WWWEEEEEEE are the CHAMPIONS, my frieeeeeeends....
and WWWEEEEEEE kept on fighting, till the eeeeeeend...
WEEEEE are the CHAMPIONS.
WEEEEE are the CHAMPIONS!
NO time for LOSERS, cause WE are the champions...
OF THE NFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 2nd Feb 2009 21:06 Edited at: 2nd Feb 2009 21:06
*Signature Test*



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