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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 5th Feb 2009 21:37
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Yeah, sorry Matuka, but if you suddenly disappear I won't be surprised.


Hey, has anyone heard of chile flavored gum? I SWEAR it's real, at least in Illinois it is. It's utterly repulsive and disgusting.



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Posted: 6th Feb 2009 00:04
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Quote: "chile flavored gum"




I can't imagine it would taste very good. I mean, with all those cities and being so close to the ocean. It's bound to be salty.

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 6th Feb 2009 00:09
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lol, nice! Seriously, I double-checked the wrapper, it's spelled 'chile'. It confused me too.



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Posted: 6th Feb 2009 00:15
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Huh. Wikipedia says it can be spelled chilli, chili, or chile.


...Wait a minute...
4 consecutive posts that had some sort of underlying topic? Egad! Flibbertegibbet and bollocks, whatever that means.

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 6th Feb 2009 00:17
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Quote: "...Wait a minute...
4 consecutive posts that had some sort of underlying topic?"


I know! Scary, huh?

Quote: "Flibbertegibbet and bollocks, whatever that means."


I believe it means something to the effect of peanuts, but I could be mistaken...

Gherghtyuiolp!! If you can say that I'll give you a cookie.



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Posted: 6th Feb 2009 00:19
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A flibbertigibbet is a talkative whimsical person, and bollocks is nonsense. Bloody English blokes n' their silly talk.

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 6th Feb 2009 00:23
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Oh.



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Posted: 6th Feb 2009 00:25
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Don'tcha love wikipedia? I just realized I haven't played Age of Empires for nearly 18 hours, so I'm off.

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 6th Feb 2009 00:33
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Ermmm.....



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Not_Maindric
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Ermmm....."



What language is that, I tried to go to google translate, but it failed...

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Bizar Guy
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Posted: 6th Feb 2009 09:43
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I has a cookie.

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 6th Feb 2009 19:25
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Quote: "I has a cookie."

AHA! Bizar Guy stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 6th Feb 2009 22:51
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Oh, not that again. lol.



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AndrewT
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Posted: 6th Feb 2009 22:53
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Quote: "AHA! Bizar Guy stole the cookie from the cookie jar! "


Who, me?

Wait, it wasn't me? Nevermind then...

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Posted: 6th Feb 2009 22:56
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I think we should try to have a meaningful debate/discussion here on the posting competition, just to justify its existence. Course all the good ones are off-limits, like religion and politics and murdering furry woodland creatures. Did you know that over 90% of the mass in the universe is dark matter? I'm going to have some chips now.

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mr Handy
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Posted: 6th Feb 2009 22:58
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Oh well, i want to take part in this posting competition. where to read rules? Whats the prize and who is in top 10?

A door is a door is a door. Even a swinging one. =0
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AndrewT
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Posted: 6th Feb 2009 23:03
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Quote: "I think we should try to have a meaningful debate/discussion here on the posting competition"


Can you rephrase that in a way I can understand? The way you used 'meaningful discussion' and 'the posting competition' in the same sentence like that...it's a little too much for me to comprehend.

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mr Handy
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Posted: 6th Feb 2009 23:16
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Oh! I've found rules on first page in first post.


Lets discuss completed games made in DBP,
cause I have not seen any.

A door is a door is a door. Even a swinging one. =0
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Grandma
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Posted: 6th Feb 2009 23:20
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Oh, I like did-you-knows!

Did you know thursday = Thor's day? We're in ur language, pwning ur thursday.

Did you know that the modern flush-toilet was invented in the 16th century but didn't really catch on until the 18-19th?

Did you know that you suck and everyone hate you, including your mother?

Did you know that?

Did you really?

Did you know that???

Please tell me, I want to know. If I didn't want to know but just wanted to point out random facts, why would I ever end with a question sign then? Ah-ha....

This message was brought to you by Grandma industries.

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 6th Feb 2009 23:26
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Er, no, I didn't know that, but thanks for the heads up!!



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mr Handy
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Posted: 6th Feb 2009 23:53
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suck what?

A door is a door is a door. Even a swinging one. =0
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mr Handy
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Posted: 6th Feb 2009 23:55 Edited at: 6th Feb 2009 23:55
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Double post - sorry!!!

A door is a door is a door. Even a swinging one. =0
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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 7th Feb 2009 00:00
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HA HA HA HA HA!!!

capsoff



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mr Handy
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Posted: 7th Feb 2009 00:11 Edited at: 7th Feb 2009 00:13
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i know bloodsucker or dustsucker...i'm not of these ones! so what can everybody suck and dont see what they suck?

i think IT is an item, cause suck somebody is kinda...like suck wall. or dust.

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 7th Feb 2009 00:12
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CATZ!!!!!


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mr Handy
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Posted: 7th Feb 2009 00:14
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maybe thats a lolipop? i dont use that.

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 7th Feb 2009 00:36
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Er..what?



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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 7th Feb 2009 12:20
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This thread is now a debate thread.
This weeks topic:
Pancakes VS. Waffles, which is better to use as ammunition in a bazooka?

Next weeks topic:
Video games VS. 4Chan, which one did the most damage to your crumbling social life?

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Quote: "Pancakes VS. Waffles, which is better to use as ammunition in a bazooka?"


Both, shoved in a blender and used as fuel for your rockets.
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mr Handy
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Posted: 7th Feb 2009 13:36
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I'd prefer nerf-zooka

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Posted: 7th Feb 2009 14:25
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It depends. Are the waffles frozen? Either way, they would still be harder than pancakes I guess. Assuming they don't shatter in the barrel, you could really do some damage with those things.

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I believe that highly overcooked, chocolate chip pancakes are best for bazooka ammunition.
This is because, when overcooked, pancakes are very, very hard, and will maintain structural integrity during the launch. They will, however, shatter upon impact, sending pancake-shrapnel into all nearby targets. And the chocolate chips act like little balls of napalm.

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I think that waffles are superior.

Oh, by the way, I stole the cookie and now I'm gonna steal the rest of 'em! *evil laugh*

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Omega gamer 89
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Quote: "by the way, I stole the cookie and now I'm gonna steal the rest of 'em! *evil laugh*"

yes... But little did you know, the cookie was POISONED!!!
BWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!!

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Zdrok
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Posted: 8th Feb 2009 01:18
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I have an antidote, you idiot. Plus, I turned Buddha mode on.

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 8th Feb 2009 03:45
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So, it's a peaceful cookie now?



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Posted: 8th Feb 2009 04:56
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Yes. It has rainbow M&M's on it.

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Quote: "I have an antidote, you idiot."

MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

FOOL!
The antidote WAS the poison! I only said the cookie was poisoned to trick you into drinking the "antidote"! AND, there IS no antidote or cure or remedy for THIS poison! AND because you drank it yourself, it'll never go away! You'll suffer for eternity! (kinda like how malware and/or viruses are harder to get rid of if you install them yourself, thinking they're something else, as opposed to having an auto installer or something that you don't click "ok" to or approve.)
Oh, yeah, who's the idiot now?! Hmm... lets see... Its here somehwere... ummm... AH! Yes, that's right, it's YOU!
Quote: "Plus, I turned Buddha mode on"

All that does is make you bald, fat, and Indian.
Quote: "Yes. It has rainbow M&M's on it."

No, it has PAINbow M&M's in it! YEAH! I OWN YOU! I have a certificate (which I bought on ebay) saying I have genuine ownership of your soul! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


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I doubt you've ever played HL2. Typing 'buddha' or 'buddha 1' in console disables your health from going below 1. Basically a nasty god mode.

You doesn't own mah soul. I own mah soul.

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Quote: "I doubt you've ever played HL2. Typing 'buddha' or 'buddha 1' in console disables your health from going below 1. Basically a nasty god mode."

Nope, never played it. But that doesn't matter.I never said you would die, I actually said you'll suffer for all eternity, IE, you'll be immortal, but ion incredible pain 24/7.
Quote: "You doesn't own mah soul. I own mah soul."

I has a soul, wut I do wif it?

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in an unrelated twist of events, TGC mods had one of my threads removed completely from the Game Design boards without even warning me about ! GASP!
Apparently, Mods dont like the idea of a game so horribly bad that its funny, especially when theres a chance that a .bat file may pop up and turn off your computer

Sorry, I needed to vent for JUST a second, and this seemed like the best place to do it.


In relation to HL2...Why would you ever EVER cheat in video games?!

PGDO. it consumes my every waking moment, that is not already being eaten by work / school / sleeping
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CUz eye hez teh sweeet haxzorz.

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huh? yo no comprendo.

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Que? Soy un ammarillo queso cabesa dinasoro pantalones!

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 8th Feb 2009 21:10
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@#$%!@#%#%@#!!!!!


Interpret THAT....



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Posted: 8th Feb 2009 21:15 Edited at: 8th Feb 2009 21:15
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Quote: "Interpret THAT...."

Well, if you insist...

Quote: "@#$%!@#%#%@#!!!!!"

Translates to:
Quote: "I, Yodaman Jer, am a homosexual."

...umm.. thank you for that information? Not sure why we needed to know that, but... yeah... AWKWARD...

(NOTE: This is intended entirely in jest. I am not serious, nor do I have any problem with homosexuals. I have a couple of friends that are homosexual. This is not a flame, and if you interpreted it as one, that means you consider being homosexual a bad thing and are homophobic.)

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 8th Feb 2009 21:18
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lol, no worries. I have a few friends like that, and I knew it was a jest as soon as I read it. I laughed when I read it.

Although, I am not homosexual.



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Omega gamer 89
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I am a homosapian.

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 8th Feb 2009 21:56
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I am as well.



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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 8th Feb 2009 22:06
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double post

I'm too lazy to capitalize the beginning word.



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