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Aralox
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wait i dont get it

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Grandma
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Quote: "kuso grandma! Boku no Kanji wa yokunai desu. Arrigato"

わたしも、でも　じっけんな　えんぎ　は　ためす

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Grandma
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I prefer regular.

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Omega gamer 89
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I prefer unleaded.

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Grandma
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Pfff, unleaded is for little girls.

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AndrewT
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Posted: 23rd Mar 2009 20:39
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...thank you...

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Yodaman Jer
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ROTFL!!!

I think this is the best page for this thread in a long time...






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Chocolate milk's delish. Screw white, skim, 2%, and soy. And don't mention lactose-intolerant milk because there IS NO SUCH DAMN THING!

Delish reminds me of a deli.

Yinzes better redd up this room and I'll buy us some jumbo.
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Toasty Fresh
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Posted: 23rd Mar 2009 23:41
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THANK YOU!!!!
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AndrewT
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Posted: 23rd Mar 2009 23:42 Edited at: 23rd Mar 2009 23:46
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Thank you.

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 24th Mar 2009 02:16
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Quote: "Thank you."


That's what SHE said!

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Venge
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Posted: 24th Mar 2009 02:39
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You're not welcome.

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 24th Mar 2009 02:42
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You're not a tater tot!

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Neuro Fuzzy
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o.O did you read the newspaper today? What happened was that a hole was found in the nudist camp wall. Don't worry, the police are looking into it.
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Omega gamer 89
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Quote: "the police are looking into it. "

Good one.

Did you hear about the guy who dropped his watch in the toilet? He had a really crappy time.

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Venge
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Joke abyss is a good place for this stuff, but most of em are dirty/mildly offensive..

For example.
Quote: "On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt... one button at a time. No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.



She gasps...



He whispers...



"Iron this, and get me something to eat."




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Neuro Fuzzy
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lol, ouch

did you hear about the butcher who backed up into his meat grinder? he got a little behind in his work.

did you hear about the man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? Now he's a seasoned veteran.

What about the juggler? It wasn't that he couldn't juggle, he just didn't have the balls.
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Omega gamer 89
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RIDDLE TIME!!!

Amazo the magician is traveling through the woods, carrying three gold bars.
He soon comes to a rickety rope bridge, with a sign that says, "maximum weight capacity: 150 pounds."
Now, Amazo weighs 148 pounds, and each of the gold bars weighs 1 pound. So, Amazo, plus the 3 gold bars, weighs too much to travel safely across the bridged.
Amazo knows that the woods are full of thieves and that he cannot set the bars down, even for a minute.
So, how does Amazo get safely across with all three bars?

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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 24th Mar 2009 18:49
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He juggles while walking across.

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 24th Mar 2009 18:51
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Yes, yes he does.
ok, next riddle!!

A man and his son are in a terrible car accident. They are both rushed to separate hospitals.
When the son is wheeled into the operating room, the surgeon says: I cant operate on this boy, he is my son!
How is this possible?

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I don't know.



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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 24th Mar 2009 19:03
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That is why you fail. (At life)

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Posted: 24th Mar 2009 22:05
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The surgeon is his mother.

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Quirkyjim
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Posted: 24th Mar 2009 23:58
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My favorite:
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What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"




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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 25th Mar 2009 00:00
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... Firetruck?

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Quirkyjim
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Found a good joke:

Quote: " There was a doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist sitting around late one evening, and they got to discussing which was the oldest profession.

The doctor pointed out that according to Biblical tradition, God created Eve from Adam's rib.

This obviously required surgery, so therefore that was the oldest profession in the world.

The engineer countered with an earlier passage in the Bible that stated that God created order from the chaos, and that was most certainly the biggest and best civil engineering example ever, and also proved that his profession was the oldest profession.

The computer scientist leaned back in her chair, and with a sly smile responded, "Yes, but who do you think created the chaos?" "


there are hilarious computer jokes on Joke Abyss.

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 25th Mar 2009 01:04
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Quote: ""...who do you think created the chaos?""



Eh hehehehehehehehe!!!!!



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Omega gamer 89
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Ok, a similar joke:

A physicist, a chemist, and a mathematician are all in town for a conference, and are staying in the same hotel, on the same floor.

At approximately 1 AM, the physicist smells smoke. He gets up, opens his door, and sees a small fire down the hall.
He quickly picks up the blanket off his bed, and smothers the fire. Without any oxygen, the fire quickly died out.

At approximately 2 AM, the chemist smells smoke, looks out into the hall, and sees a small fire. He quickly locates the fire extinguisher, and douses the fire. The chemical mixture in the extinguisher puts the fire out.

At approximately 3 AM, the mathematician smells smoke, looks into the hall, and sees a small fire.
He looks around, spots the fire hose on the wall, and proclaims, "AHA! A solution exists!"

He then goes back to bed.


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Okay, I sent this one to my Dad, even!

Quote: "When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house, a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court.

Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven.

One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven's many fine parks, when he ran into a man dressed in a fine tailored suit.

"That is a nice suit, my friend," said Gates. "Where did you get it?"

"Actually," the man replied, "I was given a hundred of these when I got here. I've been treated really well. I got a mansion on a hill overlooking a beautiful hill, with a huge five-hundred acre estate, a golf course, and three Rolls Royces."

"Were you a Pope, or a doctor healing the sick?" asked Gates.

"No," said his new friend, "Actually, I was the captain of the Titanic."

Hearing this made Gates so angry that he immediately stalked off to find St. Peter.

Cornering Peter, he told him about the man he had just met, saying, "How could you give me a paltry new house, while you're showering new cars, a mansion, and fine suits on the Captain of the Titanic? I invented the Windows operating system! Why does he deserve better??!""




The punchline made me fall out of my chair.

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Hmm, this is strange. Just though I'd check my Event Viewer's Error Log, and saw something strange:

Quote: "Critical Error: Windows Has Started up"


Apparently Windows is disagreeing with it's own plans...

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Antidisestablishmenttarianism.

Oh yah. I went there!



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Except that you spelled it wrong.

It's antidisestablishmentarianism. Only that one t. Check it on wikipedia.

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Robert F
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what's brown and sticky?


shes a brick HOUSE!
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My cat.

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Damn that toasty toast with butter. I'll crumble you into dust and then eat it.

Yinzes better redd up this room and I'll buy us some jumbo.
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Omega gamer 89
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GO TO YOUR LOCAL MOVIE THEATER RIGHT NOW AND SEE "KNOWING"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best movie I've seen in years.

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Quote: "Who's Online?

The following 49 users are reading threads on this forum:
Diggsey, Aaagreen, Nomnom, Kurotatsu, Nickydude (FPSC Moderator) , Mugen Wizardry, FIGHTEX, Quirkyjim, Kendor, That1Smart Guy, kordman916, Bluestar4, Crusader2, IanM (Moderator) , Scope, AaronG, tatts, Mike Johnson (TGC Lead Developer) , xplosys, OBese87, Game maker wannabe, WWERKO80, Irradic, krepa098, F l a t l a n d e r, Xenocythe, Ashingda 27, Robert F, Green Gandalf, DEMONAIR, wizard of id, Punk13, Gears of War, Jenkins, Math89, Twu Kai, Try, Midlet, Kidec, SAAB Driver, dimre01, James H, NAACP gotme, Insert Name Here, Asteric, BIG Viking Games, Black Profductions, Bran flakes91093, Joncom2000 + 0 Anonymous Users."


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Why the sjit aren't I on that list? I thought my name would stick permanent by now. Like a faint blur of a screen on an old plasma TV.

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Why the fug am I on there? I thought my name had been totally and utterly purged by now, like a ... bleached toilet I guess.

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Quote: "what's brown and sticky?"

All the stickies that do not include the awesomness of myself, nor do they contain Fable II & Cod:WaW Zombie CO-OP.(Yes, i'm now addicted to Xbox.)


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CHECK OUT MY MINIGAME COMPO ENTRY PL0X!!!!

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Flargelglerbeged!

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I hate Facebook's stupid new interface...


I wonder how long it will be until they revert back to the old layout. With all of the public outcry, it might not be so far away...



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Oh man, the forum I go to would hate an old joke like that... I'm starting to think it makes all the new fads before they come out...

I remeber this. What's the next prize on?

My eyes hurt. And AUS rocks. More people should try making quality 2d games.
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Quote: "I remeber this. What's the next prize on?"


Thank you!

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In Soviet Russia, aissuR teivoS nI

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