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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 5th Apr 2009 00:35
Hey Omega, thanks for joining my site! I tried joining your forums a while back, but for some reason I couldn't post in them. I meant to send you an email about it but I forgot (I have ADD...oh, something shiny!).

Hmm, let's keep on topic here....

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Posted: 5th Apr 2009 01:19
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Yodaman Jer
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GAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






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Posted: 5th Apr 2009 04:13
I just watched Iron Man. And Bolt. Bolt was better.

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Posted: 5th Apr 2009 05:57
I just watched Eragon. And Disaster Movie. Disaster movie was better.

Yes, Eragon sucks that BAD!
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Posted: 5th Apr 2009 05:59
Ha, I stopped watching Eragon after about half an hour. It is that bad...

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Posted: 5th Apr 2009 07:02
ha, i watched the onion movie... HA!
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 5th Apr 2009 09:35
I watched PAINT DRY!!!!

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Posted: 5th Apr 2009 13:57
I just watched DRY PAINT get a little dryer!!!!

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Posted: 5th Apr 2009 14:05
I was walking along, perfectly normally, when I noticed that there was a wall covered in wet paint next to me. Naturally I found this irritating so I got a hairdryer and made the paint dry with it. But then a man ran up behind me and yelled 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY WALL OF WET PAINT?' so I said 'I'm allergic to wet paint so I felt that I had to remove the danger to myself. So he said 'BUT I SPENT AGES MAKING THAT PAINT WET' so I said 'But it comes out of the tin wet!' And he replied 'But I needed it to lean on so that people could tell me that I was leaning on wet paint and then I can say I know and feel all superior and make them really sad,' but I thought this was very mean of the man so I took out a gun and shot his head off.

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Why did that seem so strangely familiar...

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Posted: 5th Apr 2009 14:15
I honestly couldn't guess.

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Posted: 5th Apr 2009 17:21 Edited at: 5th Apr 2009 17:21
Quote: "I was walking along, perfectly normally, when I noticed that there was a wall covered in wet paint next to me. Naturally I found this irritating so I got a hairdryer and made the paint dry with it. But then a man ran up behind me and yelled 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY WALL OF WET PAINT?' so I said 'I'm allergic to wet paint so I felt that I had to remove the danger to myself. So he said 'BUT I SPENT AGES MAKING THAT PAINT WET' so I said 'But it comes out of the tin wet!' And he replied 'But I needed it to lean on so that people could tell me that I was leaning on wet paint and then I can say I know and feel all superior and make them really sad,' but I thought this was very mean of the man so I took out a gun and shot his head off."


I did that too, only with Ryan Seacrest, instead of some random guy!



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Posted: 5th Apr 2009 19:58
Quote: "Eragon"


Oh GAWD! I HATE that movie!!!! It KILLED the book. The book was WICKED, but the movie KILLED it. AAARRGGGHHH!!!!

Combat Arms time...

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Posted: 5th Apr 2009 20:22
Combat Arms = fail

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Posted: 6th Apr 2009 05:40 Edited at: 6th Apr 2009 05:41
lolz?


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Posted: 6th Apr 2009 22:17
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I hated that sohw.

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Posted: 7th Apr 2009 06:37
You fail.

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Posted: 7th Apr 2009 09:15
I AM COMING INTO THE OPEN ABOUT SOMETHING.
Ever since kindergarten I have enjoyed stories much more when they ncluded fictional romance. It's true. Not necessarily descriptive romance, just boy meets girl. Of course, I've never said it out loud, because this is kind of girly...

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Posted: 7th Apr 2009 09:26 Edited at: 7th Apr 2009 09:26
crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real


there's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
consuming/confusing
this lack of self-control I fear is never ending
controlling/I can't seem


to find myself again
my walls are closing in
(without a sense of confidence and I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
so insecure

crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real

discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me
distracting/reacting
against my will I stand beside my own reflection
it's haunting how I can't seem...

to find myself again
my walls are closing in
(without a sense of confidence and I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
so insecure

crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real

crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing confusing what is real

there's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
consuming/confusing what is real
this lack of self-control I fear is never ending
controlling/confusing what is real
aluseus GOD
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Posted: 7th Apr 2009 09:27
The fire in there eyes. SOmething something. Beat it!

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Posted: 7th Apr 2009 09:28
man i am so DETERMINED
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Posted: 7th Apr 2009 09:32
Aaron Miller kicks face for making this thread.

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 7th Apr 2009 19:31
Quote: "Aaron Miller kicks face for making this thread."

ARE YOU MENTAL?!
He doesn't just kick face... HE BOOTS HEAD!

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Posted: 8th Apr 2009 02:23
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Omega gamer 89
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potato

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 8th Apr 2009 04:05
Serious
Guys, I just found out one of my friends has lung cancer. I'm not sure if he'll be okay. My Grandfather died just shortly after they found it in him, so...please keep him in your prayers. Thanks.
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Oh man. I had liver cancer when I was a wee little baby and I barely survived (s'all good now). Best of luck to your buddy.

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My grandfather died of Lung cancer when I was... I think nine. I loved him so much, he was the coolest person I've ever known.
It was weird, he was like a cross between a cowboy and a pirate. Cowboy because he had a cactus garden in front of his house, (its still there to this day, my grandmother takes care of it.) with real cow skulls and everything. He rode a motorcycle (his horse?), and even kinda talked like a cowboy, just a bit...
But he was also a pirate cause he was all about sailing. He had a sailboat that he built with my grandmother, my aunt, and my dad when they were kids. I loved that boat, it was so cool. Then he got a houseboat, which was even cooler. My grandmother still takes us out on it sometimes...
Inside his house, there were literally THOUSANDS of seashells he had collected, there were model ships, there were paintings of ships and the ocean, he had just about every Popeye the sailor VHS ever made, he even had a coffee table made out of a rowboat...

But yeah, I hope your friend will be alright. It really sucks to lose someone, anyone close to you.

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Posted: 8th Apr 2009 09:53
Quote: "so...please keep him in your prayers."

i'll be sure to.








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Posted: 8th Apr 2009 09:55
Ahem, to lighten the mood a little...
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Posted: 8th Apr 2009 12:29
I'd buy that clock if it were for sale.
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In soviet Russia... clock with soccer player on it, buys YOU!

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I Soviet Russia, the police arrest you!


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Zdrok
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Posted: 8th Apr 2009 18:43
Everywhere the police arrest you.

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Quote: "Everywhere the police arrest you.
"


LOL
Guilty until proven innocent.

(This is the 5th time I logged in today just to LOL)
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Don't see how
Quote: "This is the 5th time I logged in today just to LOL"

is funny, but whatever.

*chuckle*

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 8th Apr 2009 19:56
I don't see how Einstein came up with

"E = MC squared"

The correct answer is clearly
"E = MC hammer"

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The coorect answer is "E = Einstein"

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 8th Apr 2009 21:08
The flying hamster of doom will rain coconuts down upon your pathetic city.

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Zdrok
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But you live in this "pathetic" city, too. And by pathetic, you mean awesome.

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Omega gamer 89
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I wasn't talking you, Private. That post was directed at all those who live in Canada. So, every city in Canada can expect mild coconut showers throughout the week, with a 60% chance of destruction.

EDIT:
BTW, yes, I know Jeku lives in Canada. But not even the mod squad can defeat the flying hamster of doom.

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...except for Jeku. He used to work for EA.

That's what they WANT you to think...
Omega gamer 89
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No, not EA, not even ALL OF SONY OR MICROSOFT could defeat the FLYIN' HAMSTA O' DOOOOOM!!!

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aww man i was hoping for the 4400th post.

Whatever, i call dibs on post #4444!
Zdrok
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Sig test.

Toasty Fresh
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Posted: 9th Apr 2009 00:54
Lol.
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Posted: 9th Apr 2009 00:55
NEURO FUZZY FAIL! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAr!!!!

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