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Interplanetary Funk
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 22:51
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Quote: "I hereby use my obtained nukes and destroy Pangea"

You know that many warheads would cause a pretty big nuclear winter..

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I agree, but I'm not sure how I could map that out.

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I expand my stuff too, like you did.

*nukes Tenacious D with 10 warheads*

That should do the trick. While I'm at it, I train few more thousand troops.

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Ice, everywhere. There'd be less sunlight so artificial biodomes (radiation-proofed) and greenhouses with some sort of natural lighting system would be needed, as well as many people would die from debris in the atmosphere, the lack of food (from lack of sunlight). The ozone layer would be massively damaged, so a lot of solar radiation would hit earth as well.

look here for more info

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 23:16
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like on metro 2033?

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 23:44 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2010 23:44
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Quote: " I train few more thousand troops."

Keep in mind that those troops won't appear instantly, it takes a little time.



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We're pretty busy today, we're using all of our workers to expand Durway. I'm also leading a campaign against using too many warheads as that would make the game too easy.

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 00:09
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Report something:
The 400 boats at Sheepton have been left in a port with no water. The crews have left the boats and begun expansion of Sheepton, taking some of the newly formed land around it.
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You think I shouldn't have so many warheads?

*prepares nukes*

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 00:47 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2010 01:19
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Ah, you can have the warheads, just don't conquer a country per post. It makes the game too easy if you do.

*Starts building a 1/1000 model of the deathstar out of legos*



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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 01:45 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2010 01:45
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Due to sudden expansion of land mass, marine life is at an all-time low, all countries who once used to rely heavily on fishing are not to struggle for the world's limited sea-food supply. Britain, Svalbard and Madagascar demand more from the Mediterranean ocean. Svalbard has no upped its resources to building fishing vessel and has designated some of its military efforts to sustain a regular food supply to its southern states.

Whilst other nations have been wasting their supplies on futile military attacks, Svalbard has been developing its own armies and training up bezerker units. Many Svalbardian units have centred on Italy for blessings from the pope, who is able to transcend divine power onto Svalbardian units. Whilst some might assume it'd be an invincible army, but it is not completed without that Dalai Lama's efforts. So, currently Svalbardian infiltration units have blended in on Chinese territory and directly into Tibet and now they are currently studying under the Dalai Lama's temple.

A warning shot to anybody who thinks Svalbard is a weak and peaceful has been sent and has landed in Russia. Svalbard is preparing for war. (Bloody Russians took the original Svalbard after all)

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 01:54
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Thank God none of us have this power in real life...


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I am very pleased with the shape Durway is in. We currently have an airforce of 400 airplanes, as well as 5000 land soldiers, 1000 tanks, and only 200 ships (due to Godzilla's "visit"). I am willing to help Svalbard in their seige as long as Durway can have part of the land won, a well as a large trade route. I wonder why Australia hasn't expanded on this new ground yet...

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 03:52
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Is it too late to join?

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Nope!

Australia, I have a trade request. I will give you 10 bowls of spaghetti for 10 nuclear warheads.

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 04:02
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What left over land is there?

I would love to play

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All of the grey land on the map (^^) is up for grabs. Once you've decided the name and location of your country I can put it on there for you.

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 04:07 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2010 04:07
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Okay! Ill park my country in between China and Boottopia.

Country Name: New America

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 04:16 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2010 04:17
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I made the purgatorium/sheepville green because I realised otherwise it would be the same color as Svalbard.

Durway requests an alliance with New America!

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Not much going on right now, although I did expand Durway a little more to the East. If australia accepts the spaghetti, I've got 10 warheads!

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 04:43 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2010 04:49
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New America accepts Durway's alliance request.

Here's New America's info.

Offical Nation Name: Republic of New America
Other Names: New America
Highest position name: President Jacob Arnold
Head of state: President Jacob Arnold

Population:12,562,872
Rich 23%
Middle class 41%
Poor 24%
Unenployed 12%


Intelligence Service: IRO (Intelligence Ready Organization)

Police Force: New America Peace Keepers


ARMED FORCES:589,673

Army:405.884

Navy:183,789


Nation Flag:

(I assumed all of this by the size of New America.)

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 04:58 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2010 05:10
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5 billion people have died from starvation because of the global drought.
There are now only 1.5 billion people in the world. The Race has begun to secure the worlds fleeting water supplies.

I expand my land to the east up to the sea and in africa I expand Bolivia Minor to surround the lake. I use a small force to push back the German border away from the lake. I name the lake "Lake Fortuna".



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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 05:06 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2010 05:09
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New America Requests Money and Resources to create a new river that runs from the top of the world, through New America, to the bottom of the world. New America targets the requests to China, Australia, Boottopia,Russia and Durway. New America offers space for Navy ships to run through.

Rivers Name: New Mississippi

The River border becomes part of New America, therefore New America will have the rights to tax countries with use of the New Mississippi. Also any other country not listed needs to buy a permit from New American before use.

All Counties can donate to the New Mississippi.

Construction of the New Mississippi 16%

Funds:Low

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 05:23 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2010 05:24
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The mass drilling near New America has awoken a string of ancient volcanoes!
The rest of the planet continues to cool as the atmosphere thickens blocking out the sun.


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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 05:26
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New America accepts the responsibility of the Volcanoes.

Progress on New Mississippi 22%

Progress on Volcano Problem:14%

Funds:Near Depleted

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 05:30
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I will donate to the river project, your fund status is now good.

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 05:38 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2010 05:40
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New America Update 3:

New Mississippi Progress:31%

Volcano Problem Progress:88%

Funds: Okay

When Someone updates the map start showing water flow in a wide river from the top of the world down through New America, to the bottom. Keep if realistic and make it look like it isnt close the being down. label it New Mississippi.

New America requests alliances with China, Australia, Boottopia, and Russia.

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Madagascar begins work on Project: Novus Astrum

the intentions of this project remain classified.


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New America Update 4:

Progress on New Mississippi:31%

Progress on Volcanoes:100%

Funds: Pretty Good

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The clouds from the volcanos have brought a constant stream of rain, solving the drought problem.

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good to see Swaziland is still intact

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 05:58 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2010 06:03
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lol it looks like the New Mississippi is finished

New America Update 5:

New Mississippi:100%

Process of Increasing New Americas border to fit the river line 29%

New Americas borders now touch China and Durway. New America plans to finish expanding its border in 4 posts.

Once Borders, outposts, canals, and Tax Collectors are done, the New Mississippi will be ready for use. New America also contacts Durway to have a Classified meeting in Durways capital. The Meeting will be held at NewAmericaTGC@rocketmail.com. The meeting will be held over the next few days.

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Yeah, most of the change came from when Godzilla drank all the water, but that's aaaaall solved because of the rain clouds..... Right?

...Right?!

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Quote: "Once Borders, outposts, canals, and Tax Collectors are done, the New Mississippi will be ready for use. New America also contacts Durway to have a Classified meeting in Durways capital. The Meeting will be held at NewAmericaTGC@rocketmail.com. The meeting will be held over the next few days."


Sorry, you posted while i was editing. Good Night everyone.

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My military officers have consolidated the capital from use to anyone besides Durway, due to classified projects. I'm also afraid our communication database is limited to these forums.

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New America publicly announces the ATA (Alliance Trade Agreement) New America establishes a base for the ATA. New America will let Durway use the New Mississippi tax-free. The other part of the agreement is that Durway must help New America expand its border from the top of the New Mississippi to the bottom. Now, what is Durways reply?

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Cheeseland got tired of being so large and started digging out the surrounding landmass into a more preferable size and shape. The project should be done by next year (tomorrow) and this will be the end result.



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Quote: "Could I claim Madagascar?

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Intellagance service. -
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Russia doesn't give a crap anymore, the president has absconded with the Russian ballet to a nicer planet. I donate my massive population of slaves and natural resources to whichever regime is the most evil. You may fight it out amongst yourselves.
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Quote: "Yeah, most of the change came from when Godzilla drank all the water, but that's aaaaall solved because of the rain clouds..... Right?

...Right?!"

Not quite because most of the world's water is stuck in that big chunk of ice at the top.

I invade Germany from Bolivia minor with 60,000 troops and 400 tanks.

I have also begun work on a dam that will stretch from the east coast of Durway to the West coast of what was once Africa. This is to prevent the newly claimed Bolivian territories being flooded once the waters return to the Atlantic Ocean.

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Melancholic, the country requests an alliance with new america. We also move south and occupy land and establish bases.

We are also researching plasma powered weapons, yes this is possible in real life


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Svalbard accepts alliance with Durway.

The Pope of Svalbard casts 13 plagues on Bolivia Minor. The Pope is German, so he wasn't best pleased. Plus I love Germany.

The first 3 plagues strike:

1: Plague of Locusts, Bolivia Minor's crops are reduced by 40%
2: Plague of Boyles, most significantly, Susan Boyle. Bolivia Minor's troop morale is down by 35%
3: Plague of Swine, swine flu is spreading throughout Bolivia Minor. 40% of civilians affected

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Out of all this madness, my civilians are in panic. I can not make do with only 10 spaghetti bowls, but I will give you 10 warheads for 100-1000 spaghetti bowls. We really like spaghetti and it might calm them down.

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Svalbard owns Italy, so Spaghetti Bowls are in abundance. For 10 warheads, I'll be generous and not only hit your 1000 spaghetti bowl target, but double it. After all, we're an appreciative nation, but bear in mind, we're also easily offended, so you best not go back on your offer.

2,000 Spag bowls for 10 warheads. Deal?

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I accept this, but only if Durway can have 3 warheads and 400 spaghetti bowls from Svalbard out of it all.

Quote: "Russia doesn't give a crap anymore"

Well really we conquered you mostly because of how you were treating the slaves. Durway doesn't like that...

And I accept New America's agreement and help to expand the border.



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Deal!

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Indeed! Leif Ericsson would be proud!

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Report number uh.. something:

Purgutorium's 400 ships have been transported from Sheepton (the remains of the small country to the right of Africa) to the mouth of Missisipi and are in the sea once again. They spot the good part of the later year heading for Purgutorium, picking up 30 000 slave troops, frenzied by a new religion to the shore closest to Australia. They're invading, however the fact that it may still be radioactive has meant mass purchase of kevlar padded hazmat suits.

Could somebody please make a report of the outcome.

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Elsewhere, Purgutorium would like to claim the grey section between Durway and Purgutorium
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Also, the 5 slave boats are requesting entry into the damn and through to the other side. Considering the friendly terms with Bolivia, it should only be fair.
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I accept Italy's deal, without the Durway "filter" if you will. There is no point in giving you a share. 2000 spaghetti bowls for 10 war heads. You are very generous.

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It's okay, Svalbard has sufficient warheads already to meet Durway's demand, Svalbard's philosophy is, 'you can never have too many nuclear warheads'.

Due to Bolivia Minor's attacks on Germany, of which offended the pope, Svalbard's military efforts have decided to back the pope's onslaught. In order to test Svalbard's newly acquired arsenal, Bolivia Minor has just been nuked. During the commotion, Svalbard has claimed new borders whilst Britain and Norway didn't notice.



Svalbard is pleased.

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You know that space around Australia, from New Mississippi to Durway, North of the ocean? All mine. I conquer. You know that space around Southern Africa, around the dam, East of Cheeseland and West of the river? South of Bolivia Minor? All mine. I conquer. You know that space under China, next to Melechonic and West of the river? All mine. I conquer. What used to be the Ocean surrounding Pangea is now gone. All mine. I conquer. What used to be Canada and West of it? All mine. I. Conquer. For. The. Win.

-EDIT- Wait. You do know that I'm giving you warheads, right? I'm in need of spaghetti not nukes.

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Quote: "Could somebody please make a report of the outcome."

Do you mean that you're waging war on Australia?

Quote: "without the Durway "filter" if you will. There is no point in giving you a share."

Normally Durway would take great offence at this post, start firing nukes, etc, but we actually take in a sense of pride from it. You're right, we don't need warheads at the moment. With our 20000 L-Units, 5000 planes, 8000 boats, and 7000 tanks, we are in a very superior position. Thank you for excusing Australia's post, Svalbard, but you may keep the warheads.



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We continue to expand Durway to the north-west. I hope the war between Bolivia and Svalbard doesn't get too out of hand, as they are both allies of ours.

EDIT: Okay, I'll take 3 of the nukes, you can have the spaghetti...

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