Quote: "You must have alot of time"
I'm at work and it's dead...er...I mean...Programming the next stable version of
Guppy Basic.
Guppy Basic Z GT (WHO edition)
Features include but are not limited to:
.Level 6 saiyan support
.16,000 energy
.Transdimensionally indented IDE
New Commands:
.SPIRIT BOMB
.KAMEHAMEHA
.KAIO-KEN
.EXTERMINATE
.SONIC SCREWDRIVER
It won't be free, but it will always and forever be cheaper than
Ultimate Shark Basic. We're going to squeeze Dodica out of the industry... MicroSoft style!
Quote: "You are getting a little on the mean side, though."
Yeah, we'll fix the source for the screenshots to reflect
Guppy's professional nature. We axed the department responsable, they were all taken to Lawyer Island and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc. In his belly, they will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as they are slowly
digested over a thousand years. We can do this, because we bought Carkoon from George Lucas and transported it by ferry to Lawyer Island. Also, all our staff are under contract to have their employment terminated in this way.
Guppy Soft Employee of the Month:
*caption: Here we see Gunther JR. hard at work on Guppy Basic Z GT (WHO edition)* "KUDOS Gunther babe! We love ya! Keep up the wonderful work, and there will be a chicken in your pot and a clock at your tenth year anniversary!" - Tapewormz CEO and Chairman of Guppy Software
Guppy Software was recently recognised by the former
Soviet Republic for our uncomprimised redudancy! 9 prestiegious awards handsomely mounted on dark panel board. This monolithic/retro totem is proudly displayed infront of our corperate headquarters located in sunny
Zone 12!
POSTCARD FROM ZONE 12
Testimonials:
"Man! That spirit bomb command is so sweet...I've been praying for a command like that forever" - Quinn Norton Wired Magazine
"I laughed, I cried. Guppy Basic is an utter triumph!" - Rolling Stone Magazine
"Two thumbs up...Way up!" - Roger Ebert Chicago Sun Times
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." and "No one will need more than 637 kb of memory for a personal computer" - Bill Gates MicroSoft
"It's got a lot of numbers in it!" - George W. Bush
*NEW* Guppy Basic 0.2a ©1826
BC-2006
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"we eat Sharks for breakfast!"
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