Quote: "Clonkex, you said you wrote the guides, right?"
Correct.
Quote: "Didn't you say you also have a Mac somewhere?"
Incorrect. Sorry, there's not a single Mac in our household

Well, technically there's an old PowerPC laptop, but it's truly ancient and is extremely difficult to make turn on.
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My brother and I are FINALLY getting our internet back! Huzzah!
What do I mean? Well, our internet went like this:
- Have satellite for years, very fast downloads, very laggy (takes time for signals to get to LEO and back). Many times played Sauerbraten with ~1second of ping. Not so bad, very exciting to play with other people at that age.
- Sick of waiting to leave home before getting low-ping internet (impossible to get any kind of cable internet where we live), my brother and I come up with an ingenious plan to tether other unlimited 3G plans. Barely works due to extreme lack of signal (we live in the sticks), plan foiled.
- Spent many hours researching and discovered you can get things called patch leads that can plug into the backs of certain phones to connect an external aerial. My Galaxy S3 has a weak but functional factory testing port... hmm...
- Much discussion results in purchase of suitable patch lead. Whilst waiting for lead to arrive, I delve into the massively complex world of building antennas. Made a highly simplistic diamond antenna with fencing wire and random satellite-grade RF cable lying (laying?) around.
- Patch lead arrives. My skills in antenna-making pay off. Three blocks consistently! USB tethering hooked up to my PC, antenna cable run through wall, make-shift antenna stuck to PVC pipe nailed to outside wall of bus... let the online gaming commence!!
- Functional low-latency but also low-bandwidth internet becomes tempting. Mum and Dad want in on some of that speedy browsing, and offers to pay for the connection if they get access. Current set-up attached to my PC becomes inconvenient (PC goes off, so does speednet). Much research on my brother's part, much experimenting... hooks up USB tethering to Raspberry Pi as network sharing device with new, off-the-shelf aerial... PC-independent RPi setup is born!
- Non-exclusive access to 3G gives great browsing abilities... but also gives birth to greater freedoms. The ability to watch YouTube videos and download large files during the day is slowly realised, and browsing speeds decrease.
- Family members take more and more advantage of unlimited downloads and make it less and less viable to play online games. Waiting until midnight when they're all asleep becomes the norm. Mum and Dad are paying for the internet after all... can't really complain.
- A growing library of multiplayer games that can only be played at night starts to annoy my brother and I. We used to have exclusive access to fast, 3G internet, even if we had to pay for it...
- An attempt to play CS:GO for the first time in years results in mostly 500-800 pings due to people browsing. Lag frustrations push us over the edge. Quick eBay searching and ~$110 later and my brother and I FINALLY have our own internet back! Well, it's coming in the mail. Bought a new aerial, patch lead, SMA fm to FME fm connector and an SII with a cracked screen. HUZZAH! We're gonna have our internet back!