Quote: "Simply not true."
My mistake. All I know is that every video we have plays perfectly on Android but only a very few of them work on iOS.
Quote: "From the lock screen: Swipe up, hit the calculator button."
I... think you have no idea what a floating calculator is. That's just a shortcut to the calculator. A floating calculator is drawn over the top of other apps, so you can, for example, have Chrome open and type in calculations at the same time. Extremely useful.
Quote: "One of these fancy customisation options an iPhone has no need for, and doesn't really care about."
Actually it's not a "fancy customisation". It's just a simple practicality. The point of a screen filter is to make the screen even darker than the minimum brightness. Why is that not something an iPhone wouldn't need? It's not like iPhone screens go any darker than most Android screens.
Quote: "It's possible if you jailbreak the system. (No different from 'rooting' android if you ask me.)"
Oooook, if you're going to say jailbreaking is as good as rooting, you clearly have NO IDEA what you're talking about!
Believe me. I did have half a spiel about why you were wrong about that, but I couldn't even be bothered finishing it. Suffice to say the inability to update the OS without losing jailbreak makes Android's root far superior.
Quote: "Anyway, things that an iPhone can do that Android can't? iMessage. It's completely superior. Delivery and read notifications on every iPhone."
Not sure why you put emphasis on "every". Android default Messaging app has delivery and read notifications as well.
Quote: "Don't argue back with some app like What'sApp because it's not installed by default and it is absolutely optional."
Don't worry, I'm making a point not to make arguments based on optional apps (except where it makes sense, such as with floating calculators).
Quote: "See that's the problem, it's not about features. You can give my mug a watch and a timer, you can give it a fancy laser pointer and I still only want to drink tea out of it."
My sentence was badly worded.
Quote: "iMessage and the iPhone can sync with my macbook to so I can send messages and call anybody, facetime(well, that one is iphone only) anybody from my MacBook."
I guess that's an advantage (built-in versions of mobile apps with your desktop OS), but personally I dislike the idea and find it to be rather unnecessary.
Quote: "iCloud and backups. If I make a back up of my phone, and my phone is completely destroyed, I can buy a new iPhone, restore my backup, and it's like I'm using the same phone. All my apps, all my data, all my settings."
So can Android. How is this an advantage of iOS?
Quote: "I hear you Android folk just stole that one off iOS."
And Apple didn't steal any Android ideas? Really? iOS' current notifications system only exists because Android did it first. And what about 3rd-party keyboards? Widgets? NFC (which is still far more limited than on Android)? Cross-app communication? Battery stats? And iOS is
still lacking things like wireless charging, multi-user support, selectable default apps, and the ability to install apps from places
other than the official app store.
Quote: "iOS is more secure, apps are sandboxed from eachother."
First: Perhaps iOS is more secure, although with iOS 8 apps can now communicate with each other. Second: Android apps are also sandboxed. The only reason iOS may be more secure is because Apple so tightly controls what users are allowed to do with their phones (Apple knows best, after all /sarcasm).
Quote: "There's a global common interface for music which I like, I use both Spotify and SoundCloud. If I'm playing music in SoundCloud and want to listen to something in Spotify, I just hit play in Spotify and SoundCloud automatically pauses."
Android also has that ability, but devs aren't forced to use it. Sure, iOS is probably more convenient in this respect, but imagine how frustrating it would be if you
wanted to play both songs at once.
Quote: "I could go on."
Please do. You points so far have not been very convincing. In fact, with each reply I make I remember more and more why iOS is a terrible OS.
Quote: "Windows absolutely does suck as an OS! We're just so familiar with it and rely so much on it, when both Linux and OSX are far superior."
HOW are Linux and OSX superior?? Please elaborate on this bold claim!
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Aah. I haven't had such a good Android-vs-iOS debate/argument in ages!
Quote: "8 perhaps, 8.1 however..."
Nope. Just... nope.
Quote: "Android is pathetic"
Android is extremely
not pathetic. It's a brilliant OS.
Quote: "Haha! Never in a million years would I have guessed that my self restraint would be noticed and praised."
lol
Quote: "As you may imagine, I still agree with what I wrote in that post, but my years of experience on this forum (and two slaps and a ban and probably several warnings) have taught me that debating, especially with smart alec posts, never leads to anything good."
Haha yeah
Quote: "And you, I praise you for not being offended by my edit history there, considering it was a smart post aimed at you. I wager a lot of mods would have had problem with that."
lol... Honestly? I had no clue what you were talking about

I just went back and looked again, and still don't get what you're saying

But I wouldn't worry if I were you, you'd have a really hard time offending me
Quote: "And hey, now I know how to send secret messages to the mods... (this post has one)"
lol (and also lol about the contents)

Just as well you said the message was there, I wasn't going to look at the edit history for that post
Tea time! Hopefully it'll be something nice
Man I love this forum...