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Geek Culture / [STICKY] The Posting Competition

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flashing snall
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Posted: 29th May 2009 22:12
Thats cool.

Venge
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Posted: 29th May 2009 22:57 Edited at: 29th May 2009 22:58
To the incognizant AlexI:

Thank you. I remember now why I hate people.


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 29th May 2009 23:31
Seriously, Alex. Stop with that long image, leave us who are enjoying this thread alone, and get back to your crib for nappy-times.

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Posted: 29th May 2009 23:42 Edited at: 29th May 2009 23:42
I agree, stop making the page huge.

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Posted: 29th May 2009 23:58
Yeah, just cause your ego is like that, doesn't mean the page should be.

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Posted: 30th May 2009 02:50
OH BURN!!!!!!!

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Posted: 30th May 2009 04:05
I Win7. I keep finding things which are awesome and not lame like XP.


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AndrewT
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Posted: 30th May 2009 04:23
I AM GOING TO GET THE 5000TH POST

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 30th May 2009 09:18
*snipes away post like I did to AndrewT last time.*
HAH! Watch it actually happen, too.

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Toasty Fresh
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Posted: 30th May 2009 14:16
Alexi; you are being more of a retard than every single poster in this thread combined. Including me, who is deaf, and therefore retarded.

"You are not smart! You are very un-smart!"
Grandma
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Posted: 30th May 2009 14:31
Look at AlexI's replies on this thread http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=149672&b=22

He's a troll.

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Posted: 30th May 2009 14:37
Toasty, are you deaf? I feel for you, man.

Toasty Fresh
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Posted: 30th May 2009 16:01
Don't. It's really quite awesome, you don't have to listen to retards like Alexi. You just turn the hearing aid off

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Posted: 30th May 2009 16:14 Edited at: 30th May 2009 16:15
*Actual question(gasp)*

Is this not a checkmate? Chess Titans keeps telling me this is a draw.



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Toasty Fresh
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Posted: 30th May 2009 16:18
Yah, it is a draw 'cause king's not in check.

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 30th May 2009 20:41
Jello pudding?

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Posted: 30th May 2009 23:28
Sometimes, on long straight roads, I take my hands off the wheel and pretend my car can drive itself. Yay DARPA!


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 30th May 2009 23:41
Sometimes, on crowded highways, I like to knock out the driver of the car Im in, and start ramming other people off the road.

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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 31st May 2009 01:28
Sometimes, on long straight roads... actually, forget that, I have better things to do with my time.

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Sometimes, I have better things to do... but not now.

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Posted: 31st May 2009 01:46
I have come up with a ranking system for things I respect. I'm sure you all would love to hear about it, but I'm kind of busy.

On the other hand, is it correct to say that LARPers experience adventures vicariously? On the other other hand, I learned what vicariously means. Thank you TOOL!


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Posted: 31st May 2009 03:19 Edited at: 31st May 2009 03:21
Quote: "Don't. It's really quite awesome, you don't have to listen to retards like Alexi. You just turn the hearing aid off "

I know this thread is all about being idiotic but.. If you can't hear but can read, you still have to dread AlexI's really stupidly long post so long, it makes this post look short.. And I got to say this post is quite long, even though it doesn't seem like it on both the thread and post message it does in my mind. My mind however is actually some random image of chimpanze hitting a bit of wood with a stone.. The stone however was caused by some random geographical cycle of which I don't care for.. I also don't care for grass, it has no purpose, instead of making boring things less boring. Boring is actually not my middle name it is however John. John is was mean't to be Jon when I born, but was reluctantly refused by my father. My step-father who is to me my real father is quite cool, and a manchester united fan. Manchester United are a english football team, I refrain from using the term "Football" on its on as Americans go.. "Hey! There is no such team call Manchester United in football, however there is a team called the "Cleveland Browns"." But me being English can't be bothered to reply as I think football is where you actually use your foot.. Your foot is part of your body. However a banana is not.



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Posted: 31st May 2009 05:57
@AlexI - I have slapped you for 3 Days. If you don't like this thread, then don't post in it... Simple as.

And don't do that again, or I will ban you for longer.

That goes for everyone, please try not to go nuts with the copy and paste.

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Posted: 31st May 2009 06:04
Slap in the face! boot to the head.
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Posted: 31st May 2009 06:08
on an off note, i wonder when the number of posts this thread has will reach OVER 9000!!!!!!!!11!11!ONE!1!!11!!!ONE!
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Posted: 31st May 2009 06:17
Probably right after the number of posts reaches OVER 8999!!!!!!!11!11!ONE!1!!11!!!ONE!

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Neuro Fuzzy
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Posted: 31st May 2009 06:26
Ahem, and on this third post:
Sooo... there have been 626 days since this was first posted, with 4979 (4980 including this post), that averages 7.953 posts per day. that means that...: 4979 +7.953X=9000, x being the number of days passed. So in 505.552 days, there will be 9000 posts. Or, 1 year, 140 days, 13 hours, 15 minutes,and 37.778 seconds, there will be 9000 posts. if you count my post, then in that same amount of time, there will be OVER 9000 POSTS!!!!!!!

THIS WILL TAKE PLACE ON OCTOBER 17TH, 2010.
aaand i left my caps lock on >.>


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Neuro Fuzzy
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AGH! how could you post before me! now all my calculations are 1 day off!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1111oneone!!!!!!two!!!
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Quote: " Or, 1 year, 140 days, 13 hours, 15 minutes,and 37.778 seconds, there will be 9000 posts"


That's too long. I say we strike up a mildly controversial debate within the limits of AUP to increase post flowage. Moral implications behind using the growing number of unemployed as a green energy source, anyone? Treadmills and the like, not incineration. Could solve the obesity problem too. Ha, i r so smrt.


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Neuro Fuzzy
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okay, if we can drop our posts-per-day by 61.11%, we won't hit over 9000 until dec 21, 2012, in which case, it won't really matter!

but gasp! theres already been 21 posts today! That suggests that the posts-per-day count is exponential, and is incresing, not decreasing.

Crap, now theres been 22, and some idiot just double and triple posted! ...oh wait...
Neuro Fuzzy
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sooo... i've been messing around with downloading html files and reading text, im trying to....
1. Download all posts in this topic as html files [done]
2. Read the text from the file, and get the "Posted" date from each message.
3. Convert that date to days since the message was posted
4. Make a graph


...but so far my dbpro program crashes at this line (line 425 of HTML code on the first page of this thread)

It's not because of the length... im not quite sure what the creash is caused by >.>

anyways... working on it...
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Posted: 31st May 2009 09:39
I must be dreaming! Pinch me! Slap me! Now bite my leg and spank my right buttock!

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Neuro Fuzzy
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no thank you.

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i dont want to go to sleep, im afraid that someone will take the 5000th post... also sorry for the quadruple double post.
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Wargaharblegarble!

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i see your wargaharblegarble and raise you...YOU!
Neuro Fuzzy
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yknow what would be really lame?
Neuro Fuzzy
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if i posted ten times... right now...
Neuro Fuzzy
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and got the 5000th post, without anyone else posting...
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but i wont...
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...yknow, cuz that'd be lame...
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also, im not sure if i should go by the post count here, or the post count on the forum list. They're different, im guessing because of mods deleting posts. right now, it says there are 4991 messages here, but on the thread list, it says there are 4995...
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[sig test]

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DA**IT

I JUST LOST THE GAME!!!a


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Yknow wat? I'll be noble here and fall on mah sword. 4999th post

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psych

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Posted: 31st May 2009 15:16
Why do Americans call their 'football' football? You barely use your foot, in correlation with the ball. Where as in OUR football, you do.

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Posted: 31st May 2009 16:13
Also, it's not a ball, It's more like an egg. But who cares? It's only sport. Don't pretend you care about sports.

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Oh my. This is 4,999, isn't it?


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Posted: 31st May 2009 16:15
Nope, it's 5,000.


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