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Geek Culture / [STICKY] The Posting Competition

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 8th Jun 2009 07:38 Edited at: 8th Jun 2009 08:10
So, my friend constantly is contradicting and gives false information and she makes up stories about this girl that I'm interested in... I know she's making up the stories because 1), they're VERY tall, 2), she never can back them up with proof, 3), she's a @#$%@$!, and 4), she's jealous.




Oh, and not only that, but now I find out that a friend from four years ago is bi. Wow, this day just kind of went

And now the previously mentioned lying @%$@#% de-friended me on Facebook because I'm a slimy worm...which I'm not, I'm rather a gentlemen...(no, I'm not biased)...and now things are going to be awkward at Bristol (the ren faire I work at)....dear God, my life just fell apart in one night...

I'm serious fellas.


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Posted: 8th Jun 2009 08:42
Quote: "but now I find out that a friend from four years ago is bi. Wow, this day just kind of went "


It's a bad thing?


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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 8th Jun 2009 08:49
No, it just added to my mound of 'oh jeez, what else could happen'? in a night...seriously...wow. Hehe, that was just a lot to go through at once!


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Posted: 8th Jun 2009 09:00
This is why I don't make connections with the outside world, It'll ruin your life I tell ya. Keep everything to yourself, don't get close to anyone, because the next thing they do will be to stab you in the back! They'll want you to let out your feelings but don't, it's a trick I tell ya! If need be move away from the towns and cities where all the back stabbing murderers live, go by your lonesome to a place where no one else dares to tread. Only then will you be truly safe, only then can you have peace.


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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 8th Jun 2009 10:02
Okay, so nothing was as bad as I thought it was or made it out to be (thank God!).

It turned out my friend (the female one who I called a #$@%@#% but shouldn't have) was simply trying to make me realize 'hey, this girl isn't as perfect as you think she is!', and I took offense to that because I was/am rather biased about the whole thing. So..yeah, I sent her an apology letter on facebook, hopefully she responds tomorrow. I was completely wrong, she was completely right. So now I feel like an idiot for not only calling her a liar and basically giving her the cold shoulder, but for also admitting all of this in Geek Culture. Honestly, I thought it would help make things more alive in teh forumz.


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Posted: 8th Jun 2009 10:12 Edited at: 8th Jun 2009 10:13
I see you have decided to give in. Fool! I warn you and you still fall for their trap. When will you learn? Cut off all relationships with people you know, they are lies to bind you to them. If you do not fend for yourself no one will! Ignore my warnings once more and you will be like one of them to me; Someone to forget, hate, despise.


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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 8th Jun 2009 10:23
SOLITUDE FTW [b]

Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 8th Jun 2009 16:51
Quote: "This is why I don't make connections with the outside world"

Quote: "Keep everything to yourself, don't get close to anyone, because the next thing they do will be to stab you in the back!"

Quote: "go by your lonesome to a place where no one else dares to tread."

Quote: "I warn you and you still fall for their trap. When will you learn? Cut off all relationships with people you know, they are lies to bind you to them.If you do not fend for yourself no one will! Ignore my warnings once more and you will be like one of them to me; Someone to forget, hate, despise."

Ok, whatever you say, Kim Jong.

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Posted: 8th Jun 2009 19:07
An absence of sadness is happiness

Problems cause sadness

Other people cause problems

Thus the removal of other people causes happiness

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Quote: "An absence of sadness is happiness

Problems cause sadness

Other people cause problems

Thus the removal of other people causes happiness"


Words of wisdom I tell you! Study them until you understand them; They will help you get very far in this world of killers. Remove all people from around you and you will find happiness! It is a fact and you must believe it! To not would make you like all the others.


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Posted: 8th Jun 2009 19:22
The speed of light is 299,792,458 m/s. What's the speed of dark?


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Grandma
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Posted: 8th Jun 2009 19:29
What's the speed of chocolate milk?

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Posted: 8th Jun 2009 19:31
Quote: "The speed of light is 299,792,458 m/s. What's the speed of dark?"

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Posted: 8th Jun 2009 20:11
The speed of chocolate milk is red. I know this, because I just said it.

Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 8th Jun 2009 20:17
If a left the alone and wanted to talk to his friend , then what is the color of 42?


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Posted: 8th Jun 2009 20:19
Very dark red.

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 8th Jun 2009 20:22


[b][/b]


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flashing snall
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Posted: 8th Jun 2009 21:45
Quote: "SOLITUDE FTW
"

True Dat.

Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 8th Jun 2009 22:08
Quote: "What's the speed of dark?"

ANSWER!

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Posted: 8th Jun 2009 23:02
I aint skinned for 6+ months and this is on 3 512^2 maps for Gold-Source(HL1/CS1.6)...



About 10+ minutes in atm. lol.


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Posted: 8th Jun 2009 23:10
A skeleton dancing on a shotgun?


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Yodaman Jer
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Quote: "A biped dancing on a shotgun?"

*fixed*


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 9th Jun 2009 06:21
Quote: "*fixed*"

You neutered yourself?

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Quote: "You neutered yourself?"

nope i did it, then put them in pickle jar


Darkness moves at the same speed as light, and it meets the laws of motion in that Darkness is the equal and opposite reaction for the action of the movement of light.

wanna know how to get 1+1 to = 4?

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Grandma
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Posted: 9th Jun 2009 20:27 Edited at: 9th Jun 2009 20:28
Quote: "wanna know how to get 1+1 to = 4?"

Do the same math twice?

Did you know that the CIA, KGB, Mossad and MI6 once engaged in homosexual activities that remains classified to this day?

Did you know the sun is a cube? People like to think it's round, but what do they know. If you turn on a flashlight with a square hole for the light to shine trough, it will appear round from a distance. Thus it's indisputable that the sun is a cube.

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flashing snall
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Lolz. Its safe to say that the sheer size of the sun would create enough gravity to pull any potential corners of a cube inward to form a sphere, sorta like Earth. Nub.

Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 9th Jun 2009 22:01
Forsooth! I doth pwn thee! Thine n00bishness falls prey to mine uber 1337 skillz!

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Quote: "Lolz. Its safe to say that the sheer size of the sun would create enough gravity to pull any potential corners of a cube inward to form a sphere, sorta like Earth. Nub."

Insolence!

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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 9th Jun 2009 22:24
Everyone knows it's shaped like this:



Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 9th Jun 2009 23:59 Edited at: 10th Jun 2009 00:00
Oh, absolutely.

And, on a side note:










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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 10th Jun 2009 00:49
JENGAAAAAAAAAA[b]

Grandma
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You know what would be funny?
A construction company called Jenga that specializes in high-rise buildings.

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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 10th Jun 2009 00:51 Edited at: 10th Jun 2009 00:53
I think it'd be funnier if it was a demolition company.



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Grandma
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Nah, not as funny that. My cat said it was not as funny and cat's word is final.

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Omega gamer 89
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aye, but MY cat said that I has a flavor! SO THERE!

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My cat is currently a thinly spread paste across Pye Green Road in Cannock, so there.

Omega gamer 89
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MY cat is the one who made him into said paste!
HHHHHHHHAAA!!!

Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 10th Jun 2009 16:08
Panda!


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Aertic
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Posted: 10th Jun 2009 18:47
Quote: "You neutered yourself?"

Now that's retarded... And not funny...

Go and learn some proper humour...


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 10th Jun 2009 18:51
Quote: "Now that's retarded... And not funny..."

Now that's offensive and not funny. What if someone on this board had a mentally challenged family member?

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Quote: "Now that's offensive and not funny. What if someone on this board had a mentally challenged family member?"

Well for one i'm not reffering to them, just saying retarded doesnt exactly mean that im being offensive to retarded people...
What I said was not Direct, Nor Indirrect to mentally challenged people... Unless your mentally challenged!? (J/k)

Anyways, your also being a little too literate... By retarded one would often mean that someone is being a little ditzy or stupid...


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It doesnt really matter. And in fact, many people find the word
"retarded" itself offensive. Anyway, lets not get off topic.

<back on topic>
Bowling shoes!
</back on topic>

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Quote: "<back on topic>
Bowling shoes!
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Lol, I just bought some and have started bowling.


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 11th Jun 2009 18:15
bowling shoes are not for bowling! They are meant to used as decorative earrings!

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Quote: "It doesnt really matter. And in fact, many people find the word
"retarded" itself offensive. Anyway, lets not get off topic."

O.o? WHAT TOPIC IS THERE TO GET OFF?

This thread is like the /b/ of TGC...
Sadly, its not a board... Nor does it have no-rules... :'<


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