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Zdrok
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Posted: 31st May 2009 16:17
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Damn, and I was gonna reserve that spot.

-Steam ID: AmericanInfantry
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flashing snall
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Posted: 31st May 2009 17:12
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So I think I need to brush my gums better. One side is fine, but the other side of my mouth is all pink and fleshy, and hits like a mo fo.

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Omega gamer 89
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Why do non-Americans call it "Football" when football is called "football". What you mean to say is "soccer."

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 31st May 2009 19:47
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Surely football is a game where the two most important things in the game are the 'foot' and the 'ball', thus kicking the ball around the pitch makes the name 'football' most appropriate, but picking it up and running around with it on the pitch? It doesn't really seem much like football. The logic just makes no sense, you're doing about as much kicking as you do in Rugby.

And that is why you Americans are a strange bunch.

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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 31st May 2009 20:26
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And what the hell is 'soccer'? I would have made much more sense to call American Football soccer, and left ordinary football as it is.

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Grandma
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Posted: 31st May 2009 20:51
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Okay okay, enough with the jealousy. We all know you're just jealous of USA and need to find little things to nit-pick at. Haha, silly you're-a-peon.

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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 31st May 2009 20:56
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... But you're from Norway ... the most awesome Ureopeean country of all.

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Grandma
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Posted: 31st May 2009 21:04
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Oh...darn, I forgot.

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 31st May 2009 21:16
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In truth we're all jealous of the fact Paris Hilton is American.

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Omega gamer 89
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Quote: "running around with it on the pitch"

"Pitch"? What, now we're talking about baseball?
Quote: "Paris Hilton is American."

Low blow man, low blow.

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 31st May 2009 21:30
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No, I'm serious. Without you Americans the empire wouldn't have had its greatest weapon.

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Grandma
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Posted: 31st May 2009 21:31 Edited at: 31st May 2009 21:32
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Quote: "In truth we're all jealous of the fact Paris Hilton is American."

But 'her' grandparents or something stems from Norway if I remember correctly.
So we basically are to blame.

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 31st May 2009 22:03
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Well you guys brought her into this world and the yanks raised her, you both had your part, now lets not all queue up for taking the credit, becaus remember who utilised her for evil? Me, yes, that's me, so that makes me the evil genius and not you lot.

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Grandma
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Posted: 31st May 2009 22:15 Edited at: 31st May 2009 22:16
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Who developed the technology that you utilized for creating that evil from a safe distance though? That was none other than the penguin coalition. A slight modification of their other hardware that they use in antarctica to influence people all over the world for their endgame plan. We all have our hands dirty in this.

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AndrewT
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Posted: 31st May 2009 22:19
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hi!

i like orange
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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 1st Jun 2009 01:01
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Ah yes, your penguin army, it has been a long time since I've seen them 'ma, I'm sorry for taking all of the credit there, sometimes this evil emperor thing gets your head a little bit, no wonder most of them end up insane with laughter in the end and losing the fight. I won't let it happen again.

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Venge
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Posted: 1st Jun 2009 02:30
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There are people in football who kick the ball as well. They're called kickers.


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flashing snall
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Posted: 1st Jun 2009 02:33
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Who made the banner that says you dont need pants to be awesome? Because it inspires me almost every day... I want to give them my utmost praise.

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 1st Jun 2009 05:24
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Quote: "Ah yes, your penguin army, it has been a long time since I've seen them 'ma,"


BLASPHEMY!!!
The penguin army is under MY exclusive command! Ive have raised my mighty army of OVER 9000!!! Penguin warriors from eggs! Heed my words, Seppuku and Grandma! Should either of you EVER lay claim to my penguins again, I shall slay you both and replace you with robots.

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Yodaman Jer
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I met an awesome girl!!

I've actually been talking to her a lot online (and on the phone). I know a friend of her's, so she introduced us (online...yeah). She now works at the same place I do (Bristol Renaissance Faire), so I iz teh happee!!


"If you want lots of people to play your game make it simple; lots of people are simple." -Obese87
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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 1st Jun 2009 19:20
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I met an awesome girl!!

Actually, no wait, never mind, no one cares.

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 1st Jun 2009 21:25
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I mean an AWESOME gerbil! Her name is lil' twinkee, and she can moonwalk!

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flashing snall
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Posted: 2nd Jun 2009 01:55
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pft mine has wings, and can breathe source code.

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 2nd Jun 2009 03:53
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Mine EATS source code, from ANY language, and burps out exes!
Besides, mine has FOUR wings, a jet pack, a helicopter rotor, and drops coconuts upon your pitiful city!

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flashing snall
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Posted: 2nd Jun 2009 04:58
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Well... Mine ALSO has the ability to spawn so many offspring that I can overpower you anyday.

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Venge
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Posted: 2nd Jun 2009 07:05
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I've always wondered how it started. (Secret deleted scene from Terminator)


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 2nd Jun 2009 07:14 Edited at: 2nd Jun 2009 07:15
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Oh, PLEASE! My Gerbil can use the Shadow clone jutsu to produce an infinite amount of clones! PLUS! My gerbil(s) have the assistance of my Ferret minions!
Edit: I also ordered a laptop today! I HAS THE HAPPIES!

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Keo C
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Posted: 2nd Jun 2009 07:40
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Quote: "I HAS THE HAPPIES!
"


So do you get the warts or... oh that.


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Omega gamer 89
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haha... that was so funny, I think I destroyed half of Saturn with joy.

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Yodaman Jer
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SIG TEST

[b][/b]


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AndrewT
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Posted: 2nd Jun 2009 22:23
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You know, you can just edit an existing post rather than making a new one...

i like orange
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Venge
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Posted: 2nd Jun 2009 22:34
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SIG TEST



Ha, it's the same one.


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 2nd Jun 2009 22:38
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I IZ TEH ZOMBEH! BEWARE MY ZOMBEH SIG!
grarr! GRAAAAAAAAAR!!!

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Yodaman Jer
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Quote: "You know, you can just edit an existing post rather than making a new one... "


Yeah, I know that. I just didn't have a post to edit without it being obvious what I was doing!


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AndrewT
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Posted: 2nd Jun 2009 22:50 Edited at: 2nd Jun 2009 22:50
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SIGGY TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I added a space to the end of the word 'orange')

[b][/b]

i like orange
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Omega gamer 89
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Braaaaaaains... BRAAAAAAINS... Braaai-- oh, wait. This is the LAST place I want to be if I want brains to nom...

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Grandma
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Posted: 2nd Jun 2009 23:51
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Yeah, you should go to myspace for that.

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Omega gamer 89
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Well, I'm also looking souls, so... myspace won't work either. hm...

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flashing snall
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Posted: 3rd Jun 2009 05:06
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Munch Munch
Crunch Crunch
Bones taste good.

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Omega gamer 89
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hey-a Tom, its Bob, from the office down the hall.
Its good to see you buddy how you been?'
Things have been ok for me,
except that Im a zombie now...
I really wish you'd let us in.
I think I speak for all of us, when I say I understand
why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demands.
Buts here's an FYI;
You're all gonna die, screaming,
"ALL WE WANNA DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS!"
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes.
"ALL WE WANNA DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS!"
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise...
If you open up the door...
we'll all come inside and eat your brains!

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Yodaman Jer
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This one time, at the Renaissance Faire...

...there was a SQUIRREL!!


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ShaunRW
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No-Way


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Yodaman Jer
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Ya wai!!


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Omega gamer 89
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Quote: "...there was a SQUIRREL!!"


Was there also... A GOPHER?!?!


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Diru
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THERE WAS caMin

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Venge
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If the Milky Way was the size of a grain of salt, the visible universe would be 3 football fields wide.


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Omega gamer 89
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did you know that 20% of statistics are based on assumptions, 16% are actually researched, and 83% are made up on the spot.
Also, there are three types of people in the world those who can count, and those who can't.

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flashing snall
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and those that dont try.

Did you know that 95% of people cant lick their own elbow?!??


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Grandma
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Did you know that 100% of people that read this sentence, can read?

Did you know that?

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gasp!
Duuuuude, I need a haircut. Actually, I need all of em cut!

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