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Geek Culture / Forum President Elections

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Jimmy
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 02:40
Retro Gamer talks like Google ads.

"Oh hey, nice website Jimmy, it's really nice and fancy." -- That C++ Nerd
Visit. Website. NOW!
AndrewT
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 02:49
INCREDIBLE SIG TEST

But while I'm at it, I might as well use this chance for more campaigning!!

So Why Vote For Me?

-Because you wanna see every n00b that comes to this site redirected to barbie.com.
-Because you want free money every time you say something positive about me.
-Because you don't want to be beheaded.
-Because you would rather not have Deathead or Pus In Boots eat your children and other close relatives.

So Andrew for president plz! I'll give everybody free money, and I will not consume your family.

Deathead
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 03:10
Ok.. This is it I've had enough..
If we are going to improve our community, just do it.. This thread is as pointless as spam.. All this thread reeks of is stupidity from not only myself but from alot of others. To me this thread would of been better of being a mini-topic in the posting competiton.


"Your greatest teacher is your harshest critic"-Butterfingers
Mahoney
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 04:21
*Ahem*

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Windows Vista Home Premium Intel Pentium Dual-Core 1.6 Ghz 1GB DDR2 RAM GeForce 8600GT Twin Turbo

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AndrewT
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 04:42
@Mahoney's image:

WOOHOOO! Vote for me, I'm awesome!

SageTech
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 05:07
I am proud to announce my candidacy for the office of President of Apollo. My platform is as follows:

1. The FPS Creator forums will be nuked. We'll get them over there, before they come over here...with their terrible grammar and such.

2. Anyone posting a Bitmap of a size so obnoxious that you have to scroll horizontally will be shot.

3. Anyone caught with more then 5 spelling mistakes in a post will be shot.

4. Anyone who ran against me will slapped around a bit with a large trout....and then be shot.

5. Also my health care plan is very comprehensive. If you fall ill, you will be shipped to a camp where you will slave away creating low poly models for a game of little commercial quality...and then be shot.

6. All my opponents devour the souls of unborn children. They will once again, be shot.


Of course, vital to my platform is that I am running to serve YOU! And by that I mean the shadowy over lords that will dictate what it is I do. Regardless, It is people like this who I am here to serve and protect:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

My opponents all have shown high disdain for turtles, but I pledge to you, my fellow forumers, I like turtles.

Vote SageTech 2008!


The world is doomed...unless you >>>>>> Click Here <<<<<<
Inspire
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 06:13
Vote Inspire!

If I get elected,

____________________

Game Maker
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 06:24
Quote: "____________________"


If inspire gets elected, he'll grab a marker and draw a line down your face?

Inspire
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 06:28
Not down, across.
Rampage
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 06:32
Quote: "Not down, across."

WOOO MAMA! Vote Inspire!

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"Welcome to the forums, MasterXMP. Your game looks like garbage..." - Game Maker
Alucard94
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 10:46
Umm, vote Grandma. He'll make these threads pink and filled with flowers. That's how awesome he is.


Alucard94, the member of the future of the past.
Wehtam_
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Pus In Boots
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 12:21 Edited at: 8th Nov 2008 12:26
Quote: " @Game Maker: Nuh.. I kinda guessed it was a joke. But what your not grabbing the right end of the stick here. Also you said "Shut Up" to Bennyboy.. I thought it was rude. But I didn't witness it before.. Atleast of said to me you did it before to him besides of going off saying "I'm going to delete my account".
"


Just remember that nothing on this thread can be taken seriously. Like Jimmy. Because he doesn't deserve to be president. Vote pus.

SageTech, I like the way you think. We gotta nuke something you know. Hell, if I was gonna lose to anyone, I'd be glad for that person to be you. Of course that won't happen because I have the power to rig the elections. Just like you-know-who... Voldemort.



Aertic
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 12:46
I know all my votes belong to Wehtam!
xD


"Your greatest teacher is your harshest critic"-'Butterfingers'
NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 12:46 Edited at: 8th Nov 2008 12:48
Need I say more?



Should I continue coding or focus on my art? Vote here:
http://www.polldaddy.com/p/953461/
NeX, the creator of a billion failed projects.

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Pus In Boots
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 12:51
Quote: "NeX, the creator of a billion failed projects."


You know, I was about to make a joke about not finishing, but after consideration, I've decided to take the high road and stick to the issue that all candidates are baby eaters. Vote pus.



Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 16:11
So uh, when do we uh....errr....vote for..our choice?

Yodaman Jer
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http://www.freewebs.com/myramblins/
AndrewT
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 17:18
Quote: "So uh, when do we uh....errr....vote for..our choice?"


Never. You don't get to vote for your choice. You get to vote for me, and only me. Thanks for your support.

Zeus
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 18:00 Edited at: 8th Nov 2008 18:29
Put me as a candidate, might as well.

As president,

-Help take care of spam.
-Reconstruct n00bs into a better people.
-Make sure that trolls will be dealt with.
-Restore justice to the boards.

My campaign sign,



Signature code,



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bitJericho
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 18:06
Who will pay me to vote for them? I take cash by PayPal and/or check/money order


It's not just for BYOND you know!
Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 18:48
Jerico, I'll pay you to vote for me! How much, you ask...enough.

Yodaman Jer
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kaedroho
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 19:34
Deathead gets my vote.


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Zeus
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 19:35
Oh c'mon that is unfair! I can't pay.

Game Maker
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 19:41
Don't vote Zeus, he voted the the noob-ish FPSC Forumer Awards.










Wait... I use FPSC.

Zeus
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 19:51 Edited at: 8th Nov 2008 19:59
I am proud to announce my first speech as a candidate,

Greetings long time fellow members and fellow newcomers! As a candidate for President of Apollo, I announce that I am glad to be here and want to say why I should be President of these wonderful forums. I have once been a n00b, just like most of us on here and have had my fair share of bad experiences on these forums. Do you want other newcomers to feel the same way? Left out, ashamed, and hurt? I for one think that moderators should monitor these WIP posts and PA posts more than they do and not approve those type of posts or lock them before they become flamebait. I also think the same thing should be done with Geek Culture topics such as religion, politics, or any other thing that is against the Apollo Constitution (AUP). It is also right that we cut down on flaming newcomers and explain to them in a better way why they can't make an MMORPG and should start out simple. Which is something not all members have failed at, but few have. We can reconstruct n00bs into respected members by persistance, faith and a few n00b slaps. As for spam, we should immediately ban users that post any type of spam. I also believe in new improvements to the board such as a Read New Topics button, a Petition Board and there are many other things that can make this board a better place. Remember, TGC first, VOTE ZEUS 2008!


I need a campaign supporter, anyone?

Tom J
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 20:03
Who should I give my 'vote' to? Come on candidates, I need some more persuasion here
Zeus
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 20:08 Edited at: 8th Nov 2008 20:11
If you vote for me I can promise you a better TGC!

-Cut down on n00bs.
-Cut down on flames.
-Destroy spam.

Why vote for people who run dirty campaigns when you could vote for someone running an honest, clean campaign?

Game Maker
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 20:11
Zeus, How do you plan to:

Quote: "-Cut down on n00bs.
-Cut down on flames.
-Destroy spam."


Zeus
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 20:13 Edited at: 8th Nov 2008 20:14
The same way that Jimmy,

Quote: "I will ban all teh boobs from teh forzum."


says he will ban all of the boobs.



Read my speech.

tha_rami
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 20:15
SageTech gets my vote. Thrice.


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Game Maker
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 20:16 Edited at: 8th Nov 2008 20:21
Quote: "Read my speech."

No. You read Jimmy's... Wait, he doesn't have one.

Zeus
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 20:19
Fine. Do not listen to liberty, truth and a level of intelligence that Jimmy didn't provide. Let me ask you Game Maker, if someone else would have asked you to support their campaign, would you be the some way about them?

Game Maker
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 20:22 Edited at: 8th Nov 2008 20:28
Hmm... Jimmy made no attacks on other candidates, i've been doing all them for him... And he only made about three posts here, so I guess i'll support Zeus...

Grandma
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 20:24
Vote for me or vote for someone else.

I bring ultimate ultimatum.

This message was brought to you by Grandma industries.

Making yesterdays games, today!
Zeus
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 20:26 Edited at: 8th Nov 2008 20:42
I am like the Ralph Nader of this election. Oh well. I do have a chance.

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Game Maker
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 20:33
Quote: "Any Zeus supporters?"

Yez. edited my above post.

Zeus
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 20:35
Yay me! Thank you very much. We will not stop until we win!


Here try the new sig,



BMacZero
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 22:39 Edited at: 8th Nov 2008 22:40


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Zeus
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 22:45
Oh no! An actual rival!!!

RUCCUS
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 22:56
Cant really take this seriously when of all the candidates, Jimmy is the only one that even deserves consideration.

Aaron Miller
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Posted: 8th Nov 2008 23:49
I don't deserve consideration?


Who's winning, btw?

Cheers,

-naota

I'm not a dictator to those that do stuff for me by will. Only those who don't.
AlanC
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Posted: 9th Nov 2008 00:43 Edited at: 9th Nov 2008 00:44
I have launched my first radio ad. Playing on a radio station near you.

Warning, this message contains truth.


http://www.retro-gamer.net/a03bfdeea1e2589863cd5d0ffd2b6b48.wav

Retro Gaming.
BMacZero
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Posted: 9th Nov 2008 01:08
Quote: "Cant really take this seriously when of all the candidates, Jimmy is the only one that even deserves consideration."


The Cookie deserves consideration. Srsly.

Zeus
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Posted: 9th Nov 2008 02:13
I do not deserve consideration?

RUCCUS
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Posted: 9th Nov 2008 05:36
For "President of the Forums" ? I wouldnt say so...

Xenocythe
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Posted: 9th Nov 2008 05:41
RUCCUS stomps on you with his footy signature of doom!

3.11 We do not tolerate posts made for the purpose of putting down another forum member, group of members, religion, our company, our staff or any of our moderators, past or present.
Michael S
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Posted: 9th Nov 2008 05:48 Edited at: 9th Nov 2008 05:48
I shall throw my hat into this!
Put me on the Ballot


Zeus
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Posted: 9th Nov 2008 10:52 Edited at: 9th Nov 2008 10:53
Vote for an all time DB user! Not a partial FPSC user! Vote Zeus!

Quote: "For "President of the Forums" ? I wouldnt say so..."


Why say that?

Benjamin
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Posted: 9th Nov 2008 17:26
Quote: "Put me on the Ballot "

Balut? Gross.

Pus In Boots
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Posted: 9th Nov 2008 17:30 Edited at: 9th Nov 2008 17:31
Greetings underlings,

For many years, our fine community has been soiled by pompous noobs, trolls and Deathead. Some of my opponents seem to think allowing this to continue is OK, but I won't settle for it. If elected president, I will kill all people with a joining date of 2008 and a thread count of over 20. I will also instate a new law declaring that anyone who voted for another candidate will be destroyed. After all, if you don't vote for me, then what kind of monster are you? These non-beleivers will tear apart the fabric of our community. Don't let that happen.

Vote pus.



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