I am proud to announce my candidacy for the office of President of Apollo. My platform is as follows:
1. The FPS Creator forums will be nuked. We'll get them over there, before they come over here...with their terrible grammar and such.
2. Anyone posting a Bitmap of a size so obnoxious that you have to scroll horizontally will be shot.
3. Anyone caught with more then 5 spelling mistakes in a post will be shot.
4. Anyone who ran against me will slapped around a bit with a large trout....and then be shot.
5. Also my health care plan is very comprehensive. If you fall ill, you will be shipped to a camp where you will slave away creating low poly models for a game of little commercial quality...and then be shot.
6. All my opponents devour the souls of unborn children. They will once again, be shot.
Of course, vital to my platform is that I am running to serve YOU! And by that I mean the shadowy over lords that will dictate what it is I do. Regardless, It is people like this who I am here to serve and protect:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
My opponents all have shown high disdain for turtles, but I pledge to you, my fellow forumers, I like turtles.
Vote SageTech 2008!
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