Quote: "S.M.I.L.E. industries is arranging a hostile takeover of OmegaLand."
HAH!!!! That was so funny, I nearly crapped on your couch! (Yes, I'm in your house, soiling your sofa.)
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU
TRY!
OmegaLand is in an alternate dimension, which is impossible to get to unless you already know where it is. AND the numerical matrix index of said dimension changes 50 trillion times a second. YOU couldn't get there if you had all the cross-dimensional-matrix-hackers in the know universe. (Which you don't, because 89% of said hackers are completely under my control.)
Even if you DO get to the OmegaDimension, OmegaLand is surrounded by an impenetrable force field, which can withstand impacts greater than 500,000 atomic bombs. It is impervious to any attack of any kind, and it has a self-generating, self renewing power source. It can only be shut off by a mental command by me. (YES, I have telepathy, and yes, I DO know your horrible secrets.)
THEN if you SOMEHOW get past the force field, I have an endless army of near-invincible super-warriors. (They can only be defeated by me, or anyone carrying my mental seal of approval.)
You will NEVER take over OmegaLand.
Oh, and FYI, I just took over S.M.I.L.E. industries while you were reading this. You'll never realize this, though, as I've placed you under permanent hypnosis. You'll just say that you're not hypnotized, and that I'm lying. But that's what I WANT you to think.
Quote: "If you're insinuating that you will set yourself on fire should you be elected, well... you got MY vote! "
Funny, I respect the fact that you had the balls to insult me. Keyword: HAD.
Quote: "hands them over to Omega to set them on fire for their "noobish behavior"!"
you just lost the election completely. I specifically stated that lolcats are the foundation of the internet. They are, therefore, NOT Noobs and will not be burned.
I have eliminated Pus In Boots, and I believe that you shall all do the right thing by NOT voting for Plystire, as he called lolcats and cheezburgers noobs!
I will be dealing with all the other "candidates" soon... You may as well just vote for me now and save yourselves sometime.
Quote: "If Omega and Plystire had it their way, we'd have lolcatz entering our forums without moderation or any sense of restraint! "
You, sir are delusional. Lolcats RUN Our forums. Lee Bamber is a lolcat, how do you mot know that? You have just proven, yet again, that you are unfit to lead.
Quote: "lolcatz are NOT the change we need here on TGC."
What change? lolcats have been here since the beginning. There will be no "change" in regard to lolcats, as they are perfect the way they are. AND, Hawtdawgs are no match for lolcats.
Quote: "I dream of taking TGC to a catz-less place in this decade"
It'll never happen in a trillion years. I will now pwn your patetic hawtdawgs.
P.S. There are 1,229,329,663 lols in play.
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