This calls for Nicholas Cage mode.
[Entering Nicholas Cage mode]
Hmm. It seems the original videos encased the ponies but they have been transferred to stuffed animals, yes? So we need to find how to free them, and to do so we need to find the man who did it himself. Comet only knows what he saw us do but we didn't do it. We would never harm a pony, and even as Bronies we only know so much. Unless it was Swissolo, he is the newest hardcore brony to get down to our hearts, maybe we should do a strip search. He did seem to know an awful lot about the matter. Where are you hiding them, Swiss? Or should I call you...
SWISS?...
Wait a minute, I have no time for this, I need to find Mr. Anderson. Somehow his file has been mixed up with mine for I know nothing of burning kitties. In fact, I commonly say the phrase "I like cats." so why would I burn them? Are you in cahoots with him Swiss? How else would someone automatically pin it on someone else, unless they were in
CAHOOTS! Were you in cahoots with Mr. Anderson? Where is he hiding the memory sticks and how do we put the ponies back in them? HOW LONG DO WE HAVE?... Is there some sort of cave? Cave exploration is something Nicholas Cage's role would do...