Quote: "always getting into our trashcans"
There is a very simple solution to this, but it only works if you have a metal trashcan.
1. Get a car battery and some jumper cables.
2. Attach one end of the cables to the battery.
3. Attach the other end of the cables to the trash can.
4. Sit back and wait for the loud, terrifying, "
MRRREEEEEEOOOOOWWWW!!!"
Disclaimer: I DO NOT ENDORSE THE ACTUAL USE OF THIS IDEA IN ANY WAY. THIS WAS ONLY MEANT AS A JOKE, AND IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. PLEASE DO NOT ELECTROCUTE THE NEIGHBORHOOD CATS, THAT IS NOT VERY NICE AT ALL.
If the good lord had intended us to go outside or have a social life, he wouldn't have invented the internet.
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