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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 11th Jun 2009 21:33
Quote: "WHAT TOPIC IS THERE TO GET OFF?"

That was exactly my point. By beginning to discuss an issue, such as mental disabilities, we we're beginning to CREATE a topic to be on.

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Posted: 11th Jun 2009 22:55 Edited at: 12th Jun 2009 09:11
[ModEdit]Not appropriate[/ModEdit]



Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 11th Jun 2009 23:19
Im bipolar, biocular, bipedal, and bye-bye!

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Posted: 11th Jun 2009 23:20 Edited at: 12th Jun 2009 09:11
[ModEdit]Not appropriate[/ModEdit]

Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 12th Jun 2009 01:32
ok. What's your point? I am supposed to buy you a "Happy bisexuality" gift?
Well, ok.


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Posted: 12th Jun 2009 01:59
lol
not really im just bored

Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 12th Jun 2009 03:19
oh, well then...


Venge
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Posted: 13th Jun 2009 06:03
Just watched Seven Pounds. A surprisingly beautiful movie.


Black procession through the narrow aisles/Another's gone for all to see
Near the site for one who lost his trials/Sleeping 'neath the ground is me
lazerus
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Posted: 13th Jun 2009 12:52 Edited at: 13th Jun 2009 12:57
Quote: "This thread is like the /b/ of TGC...
Sadly, its not a board... Nor does it have no-rules... :'<"


YAY!!!!

Quote: "
Quote: "wanna know how to get 1+1 to = 4?"
Do the same math twice?"


wrong,

Ahem, this is alevel physics for those who are mentally challenged
look away now...


Buy using this,
ATLAS, that accelerates two protons to 99.999%c (speed of light) we can collide these two particles.

this inturn, turns the KE, kinetic energy, into, Lightmass packets, which then creates mass from the said energy leaving you with//


The proton chain diagram
simply put,

Proton + Proton = Proton + Proton + Proton + AntiProton

if you want enlightening on how this works just ask,

now imagine doing this with cookies, for the simple price of 120GW we can have a cookie chain that will produce a infinite amount of cookies,
wait what???


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DB PROgrammer
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Posted: 14th Jun 2009 17:42
I'm eating ice cream right now... for breakfast.


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Posted: 14th Jun 2009 17:58
I had Ice Cream from the Ice Cream van for the first time in perhaps 3 years and I've been enjoying the sun, England has good weather at the moment, so I'm making sure I get the most of it. Plus it's giving me time to do some writing.

Also, going to Wacken in Germany at the end of next month will be awesome, and so will going to Barcelona at the end of September, two great holidays that I can't wait for, lets hope the weather keeps for both of them.

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Posted: 14th Jun 2009 17:59
Tim Minchin sings comedy poems

Canvas Bags

Taboo

I thought these were very funny

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Venge
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Posted: 15th Jun 2009 23:39 Edited at: 15th Jun 2009 23:39
Teapot of doom!

Ha, Maya is great.


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Near the site for one who lost his trials/Sleeping 'neath the ground is me

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Grandma
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Posted: 15th Jun 2009 23:43
What program did you use to make that, I can hardly spot the source of the image that you have presented to us.

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Posted: 16th Jun 2009 00:51
His tale he told with a solemn face,
And a tender melancholy grace,
For in Flanders fields do poppies grow,
Between the crosses, row on row,
I stand ready to tell them all,
I belong to this war forever more,

Black procession through the narrow aisles,
Another's gone for all to see,
Near the site for one who lost his trials,
Sleeping 'neath the ground is me,

And though the willows may they weep,
From crimson blood that they seep,
Though the trees that do detest,
At men’s actions they do protest,
We battled on for the bloodlust token,
For king and queen we all lay broken,


Its nice to know others can can string together a melancholy of words. If you havnt realiesd, am talking about Venge's poem not the moonfaced idiot Tim Minchin, he makes a mockery of an art, thats just above sarcasm.

My muse she awaits me, she whispers softly in my ear,
And i will portray what she speaks.
Tis a solem mood for i know it won't last, As sparce as the full moon, i can not hope to see her again under these starry nights
untill the moon passes its mourning embrace, i await her blessing without fail.

a good night, i may relax under the pale light sky and admire a forgotten beauty...
I will not sleep tonight but i shall be complacent with this, i have already accepted this and now i may depart.

sleep safely, i will guard against the mourings intrusion...

-cb


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Posted: 16th Jun 2009 03:04
riiiiight.

We have 10 minutes to get there, we have 10 minutes to go.

Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 16th Jun 2009 03:09
DUDE! I just got rid of 100 GB of fragmentation on my 400 GB HDD!

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Woot! I can haz girlfriend!

Sorry, I'm just REALLY happy!


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 16th Jun 2009 03:15
Quote: "I can haz girlfriend!"

lucky...

Venge
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Posted: 16th Jun 2009 04:26
Quote: "What program did you use to make that, I can hardly spot the source of the image that you have presented to us."



I had a hard time at first too. Good thing it reminds me every time I do a render or want to see the shaded view of an object.


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Near the site for one who lost his trials/Sleeping 'neath the ground is me
flashing snall
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Posted: 16th Jun 2009 04:55
Aw cripes. The DBPC deadline is August 6th, and we havnt even started yet. Totally screwed now.

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Posted: 16th Jun 2009 05:12
Quote: "Woot! I can haz girlfriend! "


wut is 'girlfriend'

i like orange
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 16th Jun 2009 08:43
'girlfriend' is wut he can haz!

Zeus
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Posted: 16th Jun 2009 13:41
Let us not go into another girlfriend topic, please guys...

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Posted: 16th Jun 2009 13:55
The girlfriend theory has been debated to death. We concluded that the supposed theory rests on soft evidence. Circumstantial at best. They don't exists. Plain and simple. If you think you saw/know one, relax, it was just a malformed/irregular guy or illusion.

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Posted: 16th Jun 2009 18:55 Edited at: 16th Jun 2009 18:56
Quote: "moonfaced idiot Tim Minchin, he makes a mockery of an art, thats just above sarcasm. "


It's hilarious. Some people add music to their comedy to make it better, he adds comedy to his songs to make them better.

Serious Tim Michin songs:

Not Perfect

White Wine in the Sun

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Posted: 16th Jun 2009 20:03
Quote: "it was just a malformed/irregular guy or illusion.
"

That raises a very disturbing question about how our world can re-populate itself. My bet is that were actually in a matrix, and while machines are giving us a grand time, theyre secretly harvesting our bodies for energy! !!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Quote: "That raises a very disturbing question about how our world can re-populate itself. My bet is that were actually in a matrix, and while machines are giving us a grand time, theyre secretly harvesting our bodies for energy! !!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*sigh* another one? Have you ever heard of the stork? That's how "reproduction" works. Nevermind where the stork comes from, must be some secret lab in Nevis or something, but that's not important right now. What's important is why there are so many different types of flowers. I mean, there's thousands and thousands. Who needs that many different kinds of flowers? I'm sure earth couldn't care less about that particular aspect of its vegetation. So that begs the question of why does the stork plant so many flowers and are the storks working on biological weapons?

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flashing snall
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The storks ARE THE ALIENS!

Grandma
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Posted: 16th Jun 2009 20:34 Edited at: 16th Jun 2009 20:35
You just blew my mind.

And what if they are ROBOT alien storks....inside a MATRIX....made by GOD.....made by the big bang that was a byproduct of the old lawnmover across in the shed exploding..backwards!?

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Posted: 16th Jun 2009 21:53 Edited at: 16th Jun 2009 21:55
Quote: "MATRIX"

We all live in the Matrix, however, the machines just recently switched the Matrix over to Linux.
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THAT MEANS?!!?!?!
The Matrix is now OPEN SOURCE!!!
WE CAN ALL MODIFY THE MATRIX TO OUR WILL!!!!
*Modifies the Matrix to make himself super-ultra-mega-god-king of all existence, and takes away all others' ability to modify the matrix.*
hehe... I win.
hehe... you all just lost the game.

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Posted: 16th Jun 2009 21:57
Quote: "you all just lost the game."

I read XKCD.

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Posted: 16th Jun 2009 22:03
Quote: "I read XKCD."

And? So do I. What's your point?
BTW, I DIDN'T lose the game.

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Hmm... Just like that college humor video about how the Matrix runs on XP

Quote: "And what if they are ROBOT alien storks....inside a MATRIX....made by GOD.....made by the big bang that was a byproduct of the old lawnmover across in the shed exploding..backwards!?"

That sounds just crazy enough to be the truth. Nobel Prize time!

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Posted: 16th Jun 2009 22:40
Quote: "*Modifies the Matrix to make himself super-ultra-mega-god-king of all existence, and takes away all others' ability to modify the matrix.*"

#
press's delete on My comput-

well i screwed that one up,

wowzers i wrote that above, sweet.


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Way to spiral this one down a completely unpredictable path. But that is what makes Geek Culture great, eh?

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Posted: 17th Jun 2009 01:33
Quote: "Way to spiral this one down a completely unpredictable path. But that is what makes Geek Culture great, eh?"


bah predictabilty is overated,




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... ...


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@lazerus: I lol'd at the picture, that is hilarious!

And btw, we do not live in a matrix, we like in a sky sphere coded by Lee Bamber...

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Quote: " we like in a sky sphere coded by Lee Bamber..."

WHAT!? its not a pyramid?


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No it is a sky sphere, a poorly coded, deteriorating sky sphere. With a hole in it...

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I will eat your eyelashes!

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sig and avatar test

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retest

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No! You can not do that! Why? Because I said so!

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Quote: "No it is a sky sphere, a poorly coded, deteriorating sky sphere. With a hole in it..."


ooohhh, that explains everything!

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I think I really like chocolate-chip icecream.


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Posted: 17th Jun 2009 12:20 Edited at: 17th Jun 2009 12:21
Quote: "No it is a sky sphere, a poorly coded, deteriorating sky sphere. With a hole in it..."

Yeah, about that. They like to blame that hole on factories and "small-time" pollution, while totally ignoring the fact that certain countries have detonated countless nuclear weapons over and over again for decades (but it's OK, noone lived there!). I'd say that would have a large effect on the ozone layer, but I'm no scientists so maybe it was just my our old volvo. Right, right.

Edit: oh shi- sorry for having an outburts of half-seriousness there.

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Neuro Fuzzy?
4chan much?
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