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Venge
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Posted: 25th Jun 2009 21:02
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Black procession through the narrow aisles/Another's gone for all to see
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Aertic
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Posted: 25th Jun 2009 22:11
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Your gonna catch 'em all...


"Your greatest teacher is your harshest critic"-'Butterfingers'
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Alucard94
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Posted: 26th Jun 2009 00:04
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Am I the only one who can't find those CaH things even barely funny?


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AndrewT
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Posted: 26th Jun 2009 00:07
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Yes.

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Posted: 26th Jun 2009 00:16
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Quote: "Am I the only one who can't find those CaH things even barely funny?


Alucard94, lacking proper intelligence."


I wonder why.


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Alucard94
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Posted: 26th Jun 2009 00:22 Edited at: 26th Jun 2009 00:24
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The problem I find in all of those comics are that they are atrociously obvious, you know the joke right after you read the first few lines or so. At least XKCD has some more unique ones.


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AndrewT
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Posted: 26th Jun 2009 03:01
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Best Dinosaur Comic Ever:



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Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 26th Jun 2009 03:31
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*reads*...
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 26th Jun 2009 04:51
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lol, AndrewT, you just won the game. oh... wait... DANGIT! sorry...

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Venge
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Posted: 27th Jun 2009 04:12
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Woo just got my wisdom teeth taken out. My face feels like rubber.


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lazerus
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Posted: 27th Jun 2009 14:26
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try spitting!


Freedom has always had a price... Most will never know it, Some will pay your dept,
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Posted: 27th Jun 2009 22:40
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Quote: "Woo just got my wisdom teeth taken out. My face feels like rubber."


Get a video camera, video yourself talking into it (it doesn't matter what you say....really), upload the video to youtube, and give us the link.

That would make my day
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Venge
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Posted: 27th Jun 2009 22:56
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Har har. It wore off about an hour after I got home, now I'm high on painkillers.

Also, warm salt water does not taste good.


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Bizar Guy
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Posted: 28th Jun 2009 00:33
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Too bad you got them taken out. That's where all you previous wisdom was stored.

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AndrewT
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Posted: 28th Jun 2009 18:50
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OH MY GOD!

BILL MAYS!

IS DEAD!





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Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 28th Jun 2009 19:20
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Don't even joke about that
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Posted: 28th Jun 2009 19:30
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I can see why people get addicted to prescription painkillers. They're very relaxing.


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Aertic
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Posted: 28th Jun 2009 19:40
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NOW VINCE SHALL REIGN OVER FUNNY ADVERTS!!!
And you'll know you'll like his nuts!

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AndrewT
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Posted: 28th Jun 2009 20:25
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Quote: "Don't even joke about that "


I'm not sure if that was intended to be sarcasm, but he really is dead.

i like orange
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Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 28th Jun 2009 21:49
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I seriously thought it was a joke...But my God, was I wrong...Sorry I didn't believe you, I just thought it was impossible for 3 major celebrities (in my eyes) to die abruptly at the same time.

R.I.P. Billy Mays
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lazerus
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Posted: 28th Jun 2009 22:41
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I am on painkillers lol, they aint that relaxing if you take two


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flashing snall
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Posted: 28th Jun 2009 22:44
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R.I.P. Mays, R.I.P. Jackson, and R.I.P. my life. Im in an FML stage right now.

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Posted: 28th Jun 2009 22:54
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Quote: "they aint that relaxing if you take two "

How so? I just took one and played Ace Combat 4 for a while and was all, wheeeee airplane.


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ahh but am already twice the adult dosage 2x2=4=, thoguh dicolphenic is always fun. I felt like superman first time i took one, then woke in hospital cause i jumped out of my 2nd floor window with the intention of tasting a cloud. From what i remember the landing was a bee-ach lol


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flashing snall
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Posted: 28th Jun 2009 23:51
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I just saw the movie August Rush. It was really good. I just bought the soundtrack to August Rush. It is really good.

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 29th Jun 2009 05:30 Edited at: 29th Jun 2009 05:32
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Quote: "My face feels like rubber."


You are hereby the new Monkey D. Luffy. Go use your gum-gum rocket.

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Posted: 29th Jun 2009 15:57
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Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.

"You are not smart! You are very un-smart!"
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Posted: 29th Jun 2009 17:36
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thats why thier called the god particle


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Posted: 29th Jun 2009 18:04
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Quote: "Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic."

I just lol'd my ass of, litterlly... Now how am I gonna put it back on!?

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Posted: 29th Jun 2009 20:14
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Eating food in bed is like a crappy duck. Remember that.


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Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 29th Jun 2009 20:23
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Isn't that the truth.
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flashing snall
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Posted: 29th Jun 2009 20:53
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..huh?

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 29th Jun 2009 21:13
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Damn it!

A friend of mine from the Renaissance faire I work at died yesterday. Not the one I mentioned several pages ago on this thread, but another one who was a great man and always wore a smile on his face. He will be sorely missed.


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lazerus
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Wow i have never seen a more annoying comic....


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Omega gamer 89
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Quote: "A friend of mine from the Renaissance faire I work at died yesterday."

My condolences.

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Posted: 29th Jun 2009 22:48
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Quote: "Damn it!

A friend of mine from the Renaissance faire I work at died yesterday. Not the one I mentioned several pages ago on this thread, but another one who was a great man and always wore a smile on his face. He will be sorely missed."


It's not a good week for death and you have my condolences, as do his other friends and his family.


To add another death to the past morbid week, the Dad of a good friend of mine died a couple of days before Michael Jackson died. Poor sod, especially as their family was getting together with long lost relatives.

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Posted: 29th Jun 2009 23:00 Edited at: 29th Jun 2009 23:01
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death, a encounter we all have to pay for.

It has been a rather morbid week.


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Yodaman Jer
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Thanks Omega and Seppuku.

Quote: "To add another death to the past morbid week, the Dad of a good friend of mine died a couple of days before Michael Jackson died. Poor sod, especially as their family was getting together with long lost relatives."


My condolences go out to them as well.


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Aww emotinal response thread has just been locked in the moddel of me posting so ill post here

Quote: "Go on long walks in the rain. I did that last night and reached an appifany."


rain is cold
wearing long dark overalls at night and talking with a raspy voice isnt good for your health.

I slept on beachs well till the tide comes in... man those jelly fish can be a real bic## in the morning


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lolz. I wasnt kidding though. I was listening to Sitting on the Dock of the Bay over and over again, while walking down to some playing field, in the rain, in the dark. Then I sat down on some bleachers and chilled for an hour in the rain, thinking. The rain actually picked up quite a lot, but that was a good thing, becuase rain is water, and water is a symbol of rebirth, which is what I need.

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Wow...Creepy moment just now on Halo 2 (yes, got bored). I was playing through the campaign and only one of my allies was still alive. The elevator doors had closed and it had just started moving when he says "Don't ask, don't tell" in a really deep voice.


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Posted: 30th Jun 2009 04:21 Edited at: 30th Jun 2009 04:32
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posting in a toasty thread
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What?!

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so tonight I went back out to the fields and lay in the grass, looking up. I got eaten by flies.

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Quote: "posting in a toasty thread "


"Waitin' for the geeks to post back"




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Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 30th Jun 2009 07:29
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Post #5400

"Lemonade: Is there something wrong with having a personal opinion?

Hobgoblin Lord: Only in a forum where people are gonna tear you apart for the fun of it."
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Posted: 30th Jun 2009 07:29 Edited at: 30th Jun 2009 07:30
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Yay! I got my new 1TB HDD today! Its up and running, and I'm loving it!

Quote: "Post #5400"

WRONG!

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Posted: 30th Jun 2009 07:31 Edited at: 30th Jun 2009 07:33
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We posted at the same time, Omega...Cool


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Quote: "Quote: "Post #5400"
WRONG!"


RIGHT!

"Lemonade: Is there something wrong with having a personal opinion?

Hobgoblin Lord: Only in a forum where people are gonna tear you apart for the fun of it."
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Posted: 30th Jun 2009 07:32 Edited at: 30th Jun 2009 07:32
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This post is constructive.
/\
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It has constructed a house.


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Posted: 30th Jun 2009 07:33 Edited at: 30th Jun 2009 07:34
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HAA! YES! I got the 5400th post! I win again!
BWAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA!!!

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