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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2009 06:06 Edited at: 22nd Jun 2009 06:08
Quote: "Chuck Norris already eats poisoned beef. "

It is common knowledge that all Chuck Norris EVER eats is raw beef, straight off the bone from a bull he just hunted down and killed, and all he drinks is coffee which he boils with the heat of his rage.
You fail.
Quote: "your completly right, while your hero is stuck in a digi world, all chuck norrris needs to do is press a small switch killing your hero, for good"

Wow, you just failed harder than anyone I've seen fail in a long time. If you actually had READ my post you would see that I said "FIGHTING IN A VIDEO GAME. Therefore, in order for this argument to even happen, Chuck Norris must be in the game as well. We are assuming, in this argument, that the fighters are in the same universe/reality. How else would they fight? DUH.
Besides, there is no switch that kills a video game character. It may turn off the game console that the character is on, but it doesn't kill he character. Even if it did kill Link, he would just come back to life as soon as you turned the game back on. You fail utterly.
Quote: "and if that aint enough, he can hunt down each and every disc from the smell of poor bullcrap magic armour and burn each and every copy."

Again, Link and Chuck must exist in the same reality for this argument. They are either both in the game/virtual world, or they are both in the "real" world.
Quote: "you were saying?"

I was saying that you just failed horribly and totally stink at arguing.

Quote: "So guys, I really do think we should change the subject now. How about Metal Gear Solid 4 huh?"

Link would kill every single character from Metal Gear, even if he fought them all at once.

Quote: "We are all robots with no opinions to call our own, except maybe the malfunctioning droid ( Unit 0x003 - Omega Gamer class )."

You're so right, I don't use opinions anymore; they're so outdated and useless. I use FACTS.

Venge
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2009 06:09
This reminds me of those kids at school who always sat in the corner playing Magic cards and arguing about which fictional characters would have the best fights.


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AndrewT
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2009 06:10
Quote: "It is common knowledge that all Chuck Norris EVER eats is raw beef, straight off the bone from a bull he just hunted down and killed, and all he drinks is coffee which he boils with the heat of his rage.
You fail."


Bull? He doesn't eat bull. He eats Komodo dragons and lead. And he doesn't drink coffee, he drinks Red Bull.

Stupid.

i like orange
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2009 06:32
Quote: "Bull? He doesn't eat bull. He eats Komodo dragons and lead. And he doesn't drink coffee, he drinks Red Bull."

Wrong. I have an official "Chuck Norris Facts" poster on my wall, Im looking at it right now, and it says;
Quote: "Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage."

Also, we were both wrong on the food aspect; According to another Chuck Norris fact;
Quote: "Chuck Norris is part Cherokee. That has nothing to do with his heritage or ethnicity, the man ate a **** Jeep."

So clearly, Chuck Norris eats only automobiles and drinks only coffee.
Also, Chuck Norris is NOT Invincible! If you will recall, Bruce Lee KILLED Chuck Norris in "The way of the dragon".

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Posted: 22nd Jun 2009 12:25
Honestly, WTF?
I agree with Venge.


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Grandma
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2009 12:46
I agree with myself, and myself has no opinion and I agree with it, but that would be an opinion of sorts...

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Posted: 22nd Jun 2009 14:41 Edited at: 22nd Jun 2009 14:41
How rude.

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Posted: 22nd Jun 2009 16:10
Quote: "Link would kill every single character from Metal Gear, even if he fought them all at once. "


No! Shut up! That is not true! Vamp was immortal! Vamp would have kicked the crap out of Link (if we were talking about the games before MGS4).
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2009 16:29
Quote: "but have you ever ACTUALLY gone sailing?"

Yes.

You know what the best game ever is?



...



E.T.

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Posted: 22nd Jun 2009 18:29
Quote: "E.T."

Damn right it is - Wait what!?
j/k

Best game ever this week is Combat-Arms EU! lol, seriously it's more fun than counter-strike, and that's a first!

Oh and points for guessing what site I have just left... It's one that I use to adore and Spam with on this thread and other boards...


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Posted: 22nd Jun 2009 18:37
Uh... Uh... This one?

Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2009 19:36
BOOM-swaki-OOSH!

Aertic
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2009 21:29
Yep, Barbie.Com, I <3 advertising that site ...

No...

Oh and a little critique on your avatar(Sorry couldn't resist)

The "Lava" looks odd, it looks as therefore it is coming down on a invisible plane that is tilted at 45-Degree's...

You get the idea...


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2009 21:36
Bobobo-bo-bobobo

Aertic
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2009 23:00
Are we going somewhere with the noises? Either way their catchy!

BOOM-swaki-OOSH! BOOM-swaki-OOSH!
Bobobo-bo-bobobo Bobobo-bo-bobobo Bobobo-bo-bobobo...

Damn, I hope to god some artist see's this and turns it into a song... :<


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2009 23:07
lol ok, I will!

That wasn't my intention though.
"Boom-swaki-oosh" was some chant for an old episode of Rocco's modern life, and Bobobo-bo-bobobo is an anime.

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Posted: 22nd Jun 2009 23:35
And "Where are you from? What? Well do they speak english in what? SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU!!!" is from pulp-Fiction


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2009 01:38
And "I enjoy pizza" is from me.

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I made a smiley!




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Zeus
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2009 01:49
And it is huge!


Okay, avatar upload!

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lazerus
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2009 11:13
Rofl's on me


Freedom has always had a price... Most will never know it, Some will pay your dept,

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Aertic
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2009 17:55
@Lazerus,
I thought your signature had a secret message in it with the capitalized letters at the start of each string/line...

I'm disappointed...


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2009 20:36
I thought there was a secret code hidden in my alpha-bits cereal! It said, "OOOOOOOOOOO"... Oh, wait... those were fruit loops...

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you just havent figured it out yet saying that i expected no one to get that message, it is well written if i do say so myself.

Am working on my newest version now. I like to use play of words every now and then. Intresting you at least saw a pattern.


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2009 21:15
purple.

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The first version, I still need to add the 2nd 3rd layer to the encryption,
guess what the first part is


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Zeus
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Posted: 24th Jun 2009 00:23 Edited at: 24th Jun 2009 00:24
@lazerus: I see Save and Find Me in your new one. Am I right?
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 24th Jun 2009 03:43
I see the following message:
Quote: "Greetings agent 34, your mission, whether or not you feel like doing it, is to infiltrate the dark and dangerous recesses of the secret plutonium mines in Canadian outback. Once there, you will detonate your quantum vomit bomb, drenching everything in an 800 mile radius in vomit. This message will self destruct in now."


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Posted: 24th Jun 2009 05:44 Edited at: 24th Jun 2009 16:39

It made me laugh.
[/justifypost]

Oh, fine.


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 24th Jun 2009 10:37
ehhhh... Venge, I'd take that comic down if i were you. It deals with religious/evolutionary stuff. That's be against the AUP.

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Posted: 24th Jun 2009 12:26
I had a laugh. I think it should stay! it doesnt affend anyone =/ nor does it say one thing is correct over the other, just mearly talks about two different ones.

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Posted: 24th Jun 2009 13:06 Edited at: 24th Jun 2009 13:08
It's a comic that I'd find handy in presenting in religious debate (when I'm faced with those that make claims opposing what the comic strip is saying), so thanks for the image, but it does break the AUP, some might say the latter part of the comic is blasphemous. Those who believe anything contrary to the comic might not like it and the basis that it IS evolutionary and creationist opens a floor for religious debate as well. There is a rule against religious material for a reason and some people just aren't mature enough to handle it. I don't know if a mod will remove it, I suppose it depends whether or not they've long abandoned this thread.

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Posted: 24th Jun 2009 19:28

/win


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 24th Jun 2009 20:29
The squirrels are invading! Quick, get the bazookas and nut-proof armor!

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Posted: 24th Jun 2009 21:05

RAWR

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Venge
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Posted: 24th Jun 2009 23:52
I didn't know there were this many CaH fans here.


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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 25th Jun 2009 00:17
Actually Venge, before you started posting their comics here I had no idea Cyanide and Happiness existed!



I can't decide if that's a good or bad thing...


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Venge
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Posted: 25th Jun 2009 00:20
It's only a bad thing if you're a devout Christian and/or easily offended. I don't think I'll be posting the comic that requires said disclaimer.


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Posted: 25th Jun 2009 00:21 Edited at: 25th Jun 2009 00:29
Quote: "I didn't know there were this many CaH fans here"

I've been a fan for ages - The comics are waaaaaaayyyyy better than the ones XKCD push out...

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Yodaman Jer
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Quote: "It's only a bad thing if you're a devout Christian and/or easily offended."


Actually, I am a devout Christian, but I just ignore the ones that offend my beliefs and move on to the next comic. Some are actually incredibly hilarious!


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I like a good comic with a good dose of humour and anti-religion.

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Posted: 25th Jun 2009 06:00 Edited at: 25th Jun 2009 06:01

There. A completely non-offensive comic.

Also, I like webcomics.
Incidentally, 6 of my 11 bookmarks are webcomics. It was 7, but Scott got lazy.

[Penny Arcade/xkcd/Concession/Abstruse Goose/Cyanide and Happiness/Dinosaur Comics]

Because I know you were all wondering.


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 25th Jun 2009 06:08
Matuka, I don't get that comic. "You forgot Poland"? What's the joke?

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Posted: 25th Jun 2009 06:10 Edited at: 25th Jun 2009 06:11
I personally prefer XKCD to CaH, but that's probably because of all the geeky references that appear in XKCD that I can relate to.

Here are some great recent ones:







And one of my all-time favorites:



i like orange
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Posted: 25th Jun 2009 06:29 Edited at: 25th Jun 2009 06:29
@AndrewT: You would probably like Abstruse Goose then, it's pretty funny but has a few references that you might need to have taken Calculus VII or something to understand.


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 25th Jun 2009 06:42
lol, never seen the drop table one! Thats totally awesome.

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@Omega,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_involvement_in_the_2003_invasion_of_Iraq#.22You_forgot_Poland.22

You forgot Poland.


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Posted: 25th Jun 2009 18:30 Edited at: 25th Jun 2009 18:30
If you like XKCD you might like dresden codak. It's got a lot of really high end concepts, but it also focuses a lot on the art. That ends up being a problem for it as each comics tends to be so intricate that he takes forever to produce them. I could post one here, but they're rather big.

ms paint adventures is also amazing. Problem Sleuth is the best story, I think.



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Quote: "ms paint adventures is also amazing. "


Yes! A class-mate introduced these to me, we sat down and went through a load, I found them funny.

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