Sorry your browser is not supported!

You are using an outdated browser that does not support modern web technologies, in order to use this site please update to a new browser.

Browsers supported include Chrome, FireFox, Safari, Opera, Internet Explorer 10+ or Microsoft Edge.

Geek Culture / Game: Wish Corruption

Author
Message
Avan Madisen
22
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 12th Sep 2002
Location: The Castle Anthrax
Posted: 18th Sep 2004 08:23
Granted but it doesn't taste very nice.

I wish for Jedi training!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
Neofish
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 7th Apr 2004
Location: A swimming pool of coke
Posted: 18th Sep 2004 08:25
granted but u dont have any force powers or anything

i wish that coke didnt put brown gunk in my mouth

:: Pulse Board Forums :: WOO Halo 2 Limited Edition for £34.99 EARLY ::
Manticore Night
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 23rd Oct 2003
Location: Ouinnipeg
Posted: 18th Sep 2004 08:30
Granted, but you won't get high off it, are we talking about the same coke?

I wish I had some coke.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
Neofish
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 7th Apr 2004
Location: A swimming pool of coke
Posted: 18th Sep 2004 08:41
no im talking about coca cola but it still gets me high(per)

granted but i would have to copy ur last granted

i wish that my stool was a chair like it was

:: Pulse Board Forums :: WOO Halo 2 Limited Edition for £34.99 EARLY ::
RougeCat
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 13th Jul 2004
Location: Xdrome
Posted: 18th Sep 2004 14:44
Granted but it breaks as soon as u sit on it.

I wish I had a monster truck n knew how to ride it and I scared ppl driving it arnd the city.
TravisP
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 30th Jun 2004
Location: Behind you, with a knife!
Posted: 18th Sep 2004 14:54 Edited at: 18th Sep 2004 14:54
But then the people get mad and pull out guns and shoot you

I wish caffiene would grant you +34 stamina ............



RougeCat
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 13th Jul 2004
Location: Xdrome
Posted: 18th Sep 2004 15:08
Granted but then u dont have it.

I wish I could get high of vodka.
Ilya
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 10th Aug 2003
Location:
Posted: 18th Sep 2004 15:10
Granted, but you don't.

I wish someone would wish for me.

Neofish
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 7th Apr 2004
Location: A swimming pool of coke
Posted: 18th Sep 2004 19:30
granted but they would wish u something bad

Quote: "Granted but it breaks as soon as u sit on it."
already happened

i wish that my english coursework would do it itself

:: Pulse Board Forums :: WOO Halo 2 Limited Edition for £34.99 EARLY ::
AnDrEy
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 11th Jan 2004
Location: In Da Club
Posted: 18th Sep 2004 21:04
Granted- but it also eats itself afterwards

I wish I was amazing at grafitti

Damokles
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 28th May 2003
Location: Belgium
Posted: 18th Sep 2004 21:25
Granted, but you would only do things like your sig : <<REMOTE LINKING FORBIDDEN>>

I wish the city where I work would look better


- Mind the gap -
Neofish
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 7th Apr 2004
Location: A swimming pool of coke
Posted: 18th Sep 2004 21:32
granted but then i would get stolen

i wish i understood Damokles last post

:: Pulse Board Forums :: WOO Halo 2 Limited Edition for £34.99 EARLY ::
Damokles
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 28th May 2003
Location: Belgium
Posted: 18th Sep 2004 21:39
Granted but then you realise it's pathetic

I wish I had a whole skeleton and not only a skull on my desk

- Mind the gap -
Neofish
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 7th Apr 2004
Location: A swimming pool of coke
Posted: 18th Sep 2004 21:44
granted but it would come to life and eat your mum (or ppl u like)

i wish that this wooden pigeon was not dark brown, but its original light brown so my family would believe me that it was light brown

:: Pulse Board Forums :: WOO Halo 2 Limited Edition for £34.99 EARLY ::
flibX0r
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 14th Feb 2003
Location: Western Australia
Posted: 18th Sep 2004 22:13
Granted, but all your famiy members eyes fall out and will never agree with you. Ever.

I wish I had MONEY


http://www.jellystudios.tk
Current Project: Cube3 Arena (TGC Compo Entry)
Damokles
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 28th May 2003
Location: Belgium
Posted: 18th Sep 2004 22:22
Granted, but you get MS Money


I wish I had I would invent teleportation

- Mind the gap -
Neofish
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 7th Apr 2004
Location: A swimming pool of coke
Posted: 18th Sep 2004 22:26
granted but the teleportation would spread you over the whole multiverse in little tiny bits

i wish that i could sleep

:: Pulse Board Forums :: WOO Halo 2 Limited Edition for £34.99 EARLY ::
flibX0r
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 14th Feb 2003
Location: Western Australia
Posted: 18th Sep 2004 22:39
Granted, but its wish the fishies

I wish I knew how to make Repulsorlifts


http://www.jellystudios.tk
Current Project: Cube3 Arena (TGC Compo Entry)
Manticore Night
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 23rd Oct 2003
Location: Ouinnipeg
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 02:39
Granted, but the genie dosn't know what a repulsor lift is and just makes you plain repulsive.

I wish I was Turkey Boy.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
RougeCat
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 13th Jul 2004
Location: Xdrome
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 03:00
Granted but then ur caught and skinned and roasted.

I wish I had unlimited internet access n that no1 would ask me go off.
Neofish
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 7th Apr 2004
Location: A swimming pool of coke
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 03:07
granted but u can never go off it so u cant eat, sleep, whatever you like doing

i wish that i didnt have to wish after saying the granted thingy

:: Pulse Board Forums :: WOO Halo 2 Limited Edition for £34.99 EARLY ::
RougeCat
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 13th Jul 2004
Location: Xdrome
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 03:24
granted but then coz it every1 else bars u fr this thread.

I wish I had a tiger cub as my pet a cute cudly lil 1.
Ilya
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 10th Aug 2003
Location:
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 03:37
Granted, but it eats you alive when you get it, then it eats everyone important to you/everyone who will be important to you, then it gets cancer and dies.

I wish I had the codes.

Manticore Night
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 23rd Oct 2003
Location: Ouinnipeg
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 03:55
Granted, but they're buggy.

I wish, I was a girl.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
Neofish
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 7th Apr 2004
Location: A swimming pool of coke
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 03:57
lol granted but the change would go wrong

i wish i had a pie

:: Pulse Board Forums :: WOO Halo 2 Limited Edition for £34.99 EARLY ::
Damokles
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 28th May 2003
Location: Belgium
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 03:58 Edited at: 19th Sep 2004 04:00
Granted, but then you begin to prefer girls
Granted, but it's a kidney pie

I wish I had some more time for my homework

- Mind the gap -
Manticore Night
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 23rd Oct 2003
Location: Ouinnipeg
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 04:56
Quote: "Granted, but then you begin to prefer girls"
How is that a bad thing?

Granted, but you spend it, scrathing your a$$ intead.

I wish I didn't have homework.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
Neofish
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 7th Apr 2004
Location: A swimming pool of coke
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 05:49
but then u would live at school making it school work

Quote: "How is that a bad thing?"

echo that

i wish i had a pet penguin

:: Pulse Board Forums :: WOO Halo 2 Limited Edition for £34.99 EARLY ::
Ilya
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 10th Aug 2003
Location:
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 06:04
"Granted, but it eats you alive when you get it, then it eats everyone important to you/everyone who will be important to you, then it gets cancer and dies."

I wish I had Darkbasic Pro 5999.9

Peter H
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 20th Feb 2004
Location: Witness Protection Program
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 06:08
granted but it will crash the instant you try to install it..
(and any other time you try also )




i wish i had a extremely dedicated 3D modeler who didn't ask for pay

"We make the worst games in the universe."

Damokles
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 28th May 2003
Location: Belgium
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 06:11
Granted, but you'll have to wait some centuries, before they invent a computer that is able to run it.

Quote: "How is that a bad thing?"

Well, you'll never be able to procreate.

I wish for a new pencil

- Mind the gap -
Manticore Night
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 23rd Oct 2003
Location: Ouinnipeg
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 06:23
Quote: "Well, you'll never be able to procreate."
So, I can do something else that ends with "ate"(and starts with "M").

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
Peter H
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 20th Feb 2004
Location: Witness Protection Program
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 06:30
Quote: "Granted, but you'll have to wait some centuries, before they invent a computer that is able to run it."

uhhh....read my post i was talking about a person not a program...

"We make the worst games in the universe."

Avan Madisen
22
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 12th Sep 2002
Location: The Castle Anthrax
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 08:06
No one granted Damokles' wish, oh well, here goes:

Granted but it doesn't have any lead.

I wish for a wrecking ball at number 10 Downing Street, muwahaha!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
Manticore Night
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 23rd Oct 2003
Location: Ouinnipeg
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 08:29
Granted, but that's were you live(comeone give us something challenging).

I wish that I was happy no matter what, and stayed happy forever.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
Ilya
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 10th Aug 2003
Location:
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 08:37
Granted, but your parents die and your happy about it.

I wish I pwned.

Neofish
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 7th Apr 2004
Location: A swimming pool of coke
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 09:06
granted but u pwned your own mother only

i wish that good tv was on, i could watch it, there was nothing wrong with any of anything that has anything to do with me, the TV or anything im doing, and im completely sane and lots of good stuff you cant reverse....

beat that

:: Pulse Board Forums :: WOO Halo 2 Limited Edition for £34.99 EARLY ::
Ilya
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 10th Aug 2003
Location:
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 09:10 Edited at: 19th Sep 2004 09:12
Granted, but everything your not noticing explodes, adn good tv was on for only 30 seconds.

[EDIT]Or this: Granted, but you die, and it's not wrong.

I wish I pwned everyone.

Neofish
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 7th Apr 2004
Location: A swimming pool of coke
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 09:30
granted but then u fall asleep from pwning cos its tiring and everyone murders you

:: Pulse Board Forums :: WOO Halo 2 Limited Edition for £34.99 EARLY ::
Ilya
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 10th Aug 2003
Location:
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 09:46
I wish N30F15H would wish.

Manticore Night
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 23rd Oct 2003
Location: Ouinnipeg
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 10:21
Granted, but he wishes you were dead.

I wish Ilya wouldn't wish

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
Peter H
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 20th Feb 2004
Location: Witness Protection Program
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 10:51 Edited at: 19th Sep 2004 10:51
granted but then i get to wish for him

i wish that the gene will get this all straight(i mean comon...what kind of gene would get confused?)...and that i were a fish...and nothing bad was about to happen to me, nothing bad would ever happen to me, i would be happy forever, i would never die, and i would be happy about never dying...and it's not a dream, i'm completely sane, i want to be a fish, i'm not trapped in a small space, and that nothing that i don't like could possibly happen to me

Ha! beat that!

"We make the worst games in the universe."

Manticore Night
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 23rd Oct 2003
Location: Ouinnipeg
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 10:55 Edited at: 19th Sep 2004 10:56
Granted, but then you get married to Jimmy beacause your so high(or happy, what ever you wanna call it), Then people ridicule you and your still high, Finally your brain overloads on drugs, but since you don't die, you just beacome retared.

I wish for super chicks

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
TravisP
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 30th Jun 2004
Location: Behind you, with a knife!
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 11:02 Edited at: 19th Sep 2004 11:03
People from the future would kill you before you made the wish
----
but then they become chickens

I wish i didnt have to wish



Ilya
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 10th Aug 2003
Location:
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 11:09 Edited at: 19th Sep 2004 11:09
Granted, but you do anyway.

I wish Ilya could wish.
(I'm not Ilya anymore. I'm Ilya2)

Neofish
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 7th Apr 2004
Location: A swimming pool of coke
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 11:15
granted but i will wish

i wish that Ilya didn't change his name. WHY????

:: Pulse Board Forums :: WOO Halo 2 Limited Edition for £34.99 EARLY ::
Ilya
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 10th Aug 2003
Location:
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 11:18
Granted, but you screw up time and get crushed by the moon.
(I canged my name so I could wish)

I wish I could always wish and that my wishes had higher priority that everyone else's wishes.

Neofish
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 7th Apr 2004
Location: A swimming pool of coke
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 11:22
but then everyone would not post

i wish that this is the 600th post, oh wait I WIN

:: Pulse Board Forums :: WOO Halo 2 Limited Edition for £34.99 EARLY ::
Ilya
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 10th Aug 2003
Location:
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 11:28
Granted, but since it's already the 600th post, the gene deletes it.

I wish my post was the 600th post.

TravisP
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 30th Jun 2004
Location: Behind you, with a knife!
Posted: 19th Sep 2004 11:32 Edited at: 19th Sep 2004 11:33
But then a math would be proved wrong and the whole world would explode

I wish orange soda tastes like grape soda



Login to post a reply

Server time is: 2024-11-26 18:26:30
Your offset time is: 2024-11-26 18:26:30